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>>30647330
few days before at best but i expect nothing

>>30647330
2 weeks before the movie airs in the US. people will argue about whether or not they should ruin their experience with a shitty cam. some people inevitably will, and theyll be the same assholes that spam new threads with a new spoiler in every OP. then from there the board will gradually bring everyone else into the fold except the most hardcore dedicated fags that are too poor to buy a ticket but want to wait for a good rip.

>>30647330
Even it does leak, ill try to catch it in theaters

>>30647177
Dearest OP,
Tie some twine around your balls as tight as you can. Tie the other end to the saddle of a horse nice and securely. Proceed to then slap its ass as hard as you can.
Sincerely,
Anonymous

>>30647251

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>>30647251
>>30648031
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hats off.

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>Despite that, the overall impression you get from her retellings is quite positive.
>It's clear that she enjoys her work, even when according to Skydancer she's not doing a very good job.

>You're not sure if she's aware of it, but every time Derpy gets to put a letter into a mailbox she has this overly happy smile on her face, like it's the greatest thing in the world.
>The only thing even greater to her seems to be when one of the ponies comes out of their house and Derpy gets to give them their mail personally.
>When the ponies thank her for the delivery, even if it's just a small matter out of obligation, it seems to be the absolute highlight of Derpy's day.

>Seeing how diligently she does her job, you have asked Derpy about the lost mail and she said that she sometimes loses a few letters or packages when she falls down.
>Apparently the mail spills from her saddlebags and when she then picks it up again some of it is missing.

>However, so far nothing even close to that has been happening during her delivery;
>Derpy has been very careful with the mail, making sure that she closes her saddlebags properly every time she has to open them.

>Unless there's something wrong with the saddlebags you don't see why the mail would be spilling out of them if Derpy were to fall down, which also hasn't been happening so far.
>You could kind of see it happening earlier when she was in a hurry to get to work, but right now she doesn't seem like she's at a greater risk of getting into an accident than any other pony.
>Sure, she's a little clumsy, but she more than makes up for it by being extra careful with anything she does.

>>30647110
Who is she again, I think I've seen her but don't remember her what's her role again?

>>30647121
>You suppose if nothing goes wrong and Derpy doesn't lose any more mail that's good too, but you'd really like to get to the bottom of this.
>When Derpy gets to the next house and opens her saddlebag though, she suddenly stops what she's doing at looks at you with a big smile.

>"Look, Anon", she says with an excited flutter of her wings, "my friends are coming."

>Her friends?

>You turn around and spot a group of colts, galloping towards the two of you at full speed.

>Ah, so she wasn't actually looking at you;
>It's a little hard to tell with her eyes.

>You didn't know that Derpy is friends with a group of colts, but then again you've only met her yesterday.

>The colts soon reach Derpy and you, gathering around the former in a tight group.

>They're being obnoxiously loud, though that can probably be expected.
>Annoying children are still annoying children even if they're magical horses.
>Though you're not overly fond of this kind of company, Derpy seems to be seeing things more positively.

>In fact, she seems to be quite happy standing right at the center of the group, her wings unfolded from her excitement.
>Occasionally one of the colts bumps into her wings, though Derpy doesn't seem to mind.
>Rather, she seems to be enjoying the contact, deliberately moving her wings so that they brush against the colts as much as possible.

>You're sure that if not for her disability, Derpy would make a great mother.

>However, as he's circling Derpy, one of the colts suddenly takes a sharp turn, slamming into Derpy's side at full force.
>The sudden, unexpected hit throws her off balance and after a brief second where she futilely flaps her wings in an attempt to stay upright, Derpy falls to the ground.
>With her mail bag still open from before there is nothing to stop it from spilling its contents all over the streets of Ponyville, forming a small pile next to Derpy's fallen form.

>>30646581
Eat die and shit.

>>30646595
This

>>30646581
you didn't even give a link to your videos

We hate your life too.
Please go away and die.

>>30646545
I ain't got no iPhone

>>30646708
My heart is breaking, thinking suicide

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>>30645686
>no one
>not nopony

>>30645375
Hi DWK.

>>30645375
A disaster. Get to the univercity in the first day at 7:00 AM being so far from my house

>>30645375
I woke up at 6 am pussy get on my level of autism.

>>30645142
>YouTube recommended you pony videos
It's almost like you watch Pony videos

>>30644710
unlike most people I'm not too stupid that I'd blow my only chance at heaven

>>30644949
this

>>30644614
It was created 7 years ago, dipshit.

>>30644629
this
Fuck off OP

>>30644629
>>30644639
what if he's a chronomancer?

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>>30643667
This picture of glim

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>>30643667
>iOS filename
>android screenshot

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>>30643345
That Anon has far too much facial definition.

>>30643345
I want to be strapped to Rainbow Dash in a 69 position and eat her out while she flies 1,000ft in the air.

>>30643345
Why is the original one with Maskara hotter? I don't even like that shitty OC

>>30643306
What if cadance casted a spell to monitor him?

Yeah, I remember
I came in the thread to get some baby smut and got this shit instead
It was a great fap

>>30643306
oh, i member!

>>30642956
Nah, doggo

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no

>>30642956
>implying I haven't been waiting for you for half an hour