apple pantsu
>>30660248
an excellent response
>>30660248
>>30659325
Nice baby carriage
>>30659325
Why is she so smug?
>>30659325
Where?
I like reverse traps.
>>30659221
You're gay.Because you post humanized.
>>30659221
I too like reverse traps. I like when they hidebig baps.
>>30659221
I liked the Reverse trap ,tomboy generals R.I.P.
what would you do for a kiss?
I'll eat your ass
>>30659187
I'd kiss a pony for one
>>30659187
not interested, just wanna go to Equestria
>what is this
The boards of 4chan play virtual divegrass.
More info: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>where can I watch it
smashcast.tv/the(digit four)chancup. Games begin at 1 Eastern, 5 UTC.
>when does /mlp/ play
In Autumn. We didn't fly so good in the last cup and have to cool our heels for a season. Pick another team to root for and watch as they inevitably disappoint you.
>what are you guys in management up to
Preparing our little horse faces off for Autumn.
>today's matches
/vp/-/m/
/tg/-/sci/
/sp/-/toy/
/lgbt/-/o/
/mu/-/d/
/n/-/lit/
/gd/-/int/
/g/-/co/
>>30658923
Predicting
/m/ /sp/ /o/ /mu/ /lit/ /gd/ /co/
Place your bets, folks.
eyyy cup thread
who /vp/ here?
>>30658933
/tg/ advances after today, /sp/ gets relegated, /o/ win because it's their year, books over trains, and very fun /co/ and /int/ games to top it off
Not technically new since they already aired in Australia, but y'know.
>best episode
>watched over a month ago in shitty quality during the middle of the week
Kek.
>>30658929
I hope Hasbro learned a lesson about not giving random 3rd-world tv stations the ability to decide when to air shit. I can guarantee the ratings will be down (inb4 ratings don't matter) a measurable amount because all of the adult fans have already watched it.
>>30659091
i wonder how they measure ratings now since most people dont watch traditional tv stations these days. hell, they get hundreds of viewers just in a handful of brony streams.
>Twilight becomes a recluse that only cares about studying until she was sent far away from this place
>Starlight's friend gets sent here which turns her into a bitter sociopath and becomes a cult leader
>Sunset becomes obsessed with knowledge and power while studying here
>Tempest Shadow gets upset that her broken keeps her from going here with her friends so she runs away from home to become the Storm King's general
This place is more trouble than it's worth
>>30658781
Seems like they need some psychological counseling in there.
>>30658781
Twilight was born with a special power. She graduated top of her class at celestias school for gifted unicorns
>>30658820
>graduated top of her class
Did she have over 300 confirmed kills?
PLURRGHH
>>30658089
Hey, what's this high quality thread doing on page 10?
LOL!!!!!! HAHA XD LITERALLY LMAOING RN XD OMG XD HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! SO FUNNEY XD!!!!! LAUGHING ABOUT IT XD XD!!!!!! L.O.L.!!!!!!! XD!!
Been lurking about for around a week now and I've been feeling this distinct despair lingering about, most notably all this >no hooves and rideposting.
Are you having problems moving on /mlp/? Feeling trapped? Is it you trying to justify having spent/wasted half a decade of time and unspecified amounts of money around a now statistically failing series? The result of you isolating away yourself from other topics, perhaps bashing the fuck out of them to make MLP look better in comparison? Some artistic skill or inspiration you rooted your personal touches in?
What prevents you from jumping off the ride, /mlp/? You can pour your heart out to me.
>>30657855
>What prevents you from jumping off the ride, /mlp/?
you can never leave the ride, not really, you may not watch the show for a few months, like I did once upon a time, oh how naive I once was, but one way or another you always come back
You can't escape your wife or her estrus Edition
Previous Thread
>>30146088
Twisted Desires Pastebin (Be warned they are long, I am working on it)
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/dVKsDRhX
Part 5: http://pastebin.com/PEVVbQHu
Part 6: http://pastebin.com/e0b3Ercz
Part 7: http://pastebin.com/Di70hQAv
Part 8: https://pastebin.com/Kq1LMLPE
>What is this? Another Rule 63 thread?
No, not really. This is a thread about Queen Umbra and her adventures with everyone's favorite human Anon!
>So a story thread then?
Yes! This is a story that takes place after the Reflections comic arc You know the one where Celestia loves that Sombra from the mirror universe where everyone good is evil and everyone evil is good. Before the last thread died our protagonists have been enjoying their time on their honeymoon, but like all good things it will soon be coming to an end...
>So it's just a thread for your story?
No of course not! Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidya games of your choice
I always have to fuck up something!
Previous Thread here
>>30326527
>>30657636
>After you returned to your table, you both continued to eat your dinner as the band played their next song
>A new mare also heads up to the stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l43A-eaPafg
>As you finished up with your meal, you glanced over at Anonymous who was wiping his mouth
"Shall we head out, my love?" You ask him "I love to walk through the park before we had home."
>Anonymous nods his head before standing up
>"Sure, just let me tell Sebastian we're heading out." Anonymous says before he walks over to Sebastian table
>"Will you be leaving us, Queen Umbra?" Your waiter asks as he notice Anonymous walking off
"That we are." You tell him with a small nod "Thank you for the wonderful food and entertainment."
>"We hope to see you again." The waiter says as he nods his head before taking your plates "Thank you for your patronage."
>Standing up from your seat, you go over and meet with Anonymous as he's making his return
>"Alright. Sebastian says he'll meet us on the other side of the park." Anonymous tells you "Ready to go?"
>You nod your head before holding up the umbrella
"Don't worry. I already infused it with magic, so it'll keep the rain off us."
>Anonymous takes the umbrella and you both head out into the park
>>30657678
>Once you reach the doorway leading outside, Anonymous opens the umbrella
>You smile at him as he looks in awe at the spell activate
>"You made it big." Anonymous says before looking at you "When are you going to teach me all these neat magic tricks?"
>You giggle
"Anytime you want, beloved." You tell him "I can give you a thorough lesson."
>You wink at him
>Anonymous smiles
>"I can't wait till we get back the the hotel." Anonymous says a hint of lust in his tone
"Oh? And why is that?"
>"You'll just have to wait and find out." Anonymous says with a wink before you two step out into the rain "I can't really say it out here with ponies walking around."
>You feel yourself get a little excited
>Maybe you two should just run through the park
>Standing next to Anonymous, you see the spell is working better than intended
>The spell just makes it seem like you have larger umbrella
>Walking down the stone trail, you and Anonymous continue talk with one another
"So beloved what ever shall we do when we return to our room?" You ask him "You never told me..."
>"Why ask when you already know?" Anonymous replies
"Because I love hearing you say it..." You whisper to him
>Anonymous laughs
>"Hey you two!" You hear somepony call out
>Turning around, you spot the mare from yesterday along with her special somepony standing there
"glimmer, I'm telling you: celestia doesn't exist."
"but I saw her with my own eyes."
"She's a figment of your imagination."
"we can go and meet her..."
they go and meet celstia.
"Bullshit."
"WHAT>!?"
"This isn't celestia, this is some imposter, show me some magic you faggot!"
"erm... O.k."
celestia demonstrates every spell, even the ones only she knows about...
"so what she's a good magician? So am I. I could figure out most of those tricks, that wasn't real magic!"
"What the hell Trixie?"
"Look, here's my license."
"anyone can make a laminated piece of paper."
"well by that logic, you're not Trixie!"
"I need not your permission to be myself. call me unreal, but beyond sensory evidence I can prove mathematically I'm real. my lineage proves it, the explanation for certain events that have occurred that are essential to this timeline proves my existence, the order of zeroes and ones are organized in such a way that the blank space of code would fit my description exactly/ THE true celestia would know this. you, are, FAKE>"
"O.k... well I guess I'm not celestia, see ya Trixie!"
"When I find the real celestia you'll be sorry.
nigga wut?
>>30657218
What are you smoking and where can I get some?
>>30657218
Good
twi.. easy on the hayburgers
>thinking about a cupcake
>>30656697
I want to capture twiggy piggy, shrink her, and trap her in a bottle like this.
>She opened the book seven years ago
>MLP has been part of our lives for nearly a decade now
What are some of your best memories anon, how will you feel in two or three years when the book closes?
>>30656618
Indifferent. It kind of feels like it already has. It'll just be like a hiatus but infinite. Might have one last great fan work and that'll be it.
>>30656618
>two or three years
It's funny how we've always assumed thats how long the show has left, even in the beginning, when you should know by nowthe ride never ends
>>30656746
I don't even want to imagine how unwatchable this show would be if it lasted over a decade.
Number 3- The Prisoner of Azkaponk
>>30656555
Starting the thread right, I see.
>>30656555
FUCK, I love this horse.
>>30656555
post songs you associate with pink horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ne8C2Cw2VY
>be me
>me sleeping
>have a pony-related dream
>almost at the end, pic related happens.
now i'm starting to think that this could happen on FiM, and i don't know what to feel.
what do you think, /mlp/?
>>30656518
Please end your life OP.
>>30656518
You could have posted this in the dream thread but you chose to be a massive faggot instead. Thanks, OP.