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OK guys. Where's the bronycon orgy this year. I'm having a crappy day. I could use some actual fun.
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>>30698687
Wonderful running joke, OP but it's just a fantasy.Pics or they never happened- even if the happening would probably burn your eyes out due to fedorafuckers.
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>>30698687
If we wanted you there then you'd know where it is.
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>Cutie Mark Crusaders have a falling out after growing up
>split to the edges of Equestria
>their cutie marks constantly remind them of each other
>no one takes the step to apologize first when it could be solved so easily if they all just apologized
>they have kids and their kids become friends
Why does this show make me feel?
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>>30698516
I gon rape u fish gurl.
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>>30698516
>Try to discuss FiM thing with EqGshit OP image
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>>30698545
OP knows what he's doing.
Has to harvest those ebin (you)'s.
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let's have a tranny thread
''find my dong'' edition.
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explains why pic related is our new tranny guy.
Trixie welcome too.
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Why do people call Trixie a tranny??
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>>30698398
look at that horn width, ain't natural.
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post obvious trannies I'll start
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What are some moments here on /mlp/ that you feel should have made it into the Pony Thread Simulator videos that did not make the cut?
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Every single Glimmer thread
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>>30698287
This is the most reddit thread I've seen in a while, and certainly the shittiest one.
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Big Mac is best Daddy
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Correct.
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>>30698256
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
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So guys, here is why the movie's writing is going to suck more ass than Keemstar hates niggers.
-These 2 lazy ass bitches in Canterlot ain't going do shit. It's not canonicly established if Celestia can create stars, if she can, she could just fusion bomb everything.
Not buying that? Bringing the sun closer to Equestria, something which she /CAN/ do, could just fry purple edgehorse and ice king with UV-C or give them skin cancer if they survive.
-Luna literally conjured a nightmare creature. She could weaponize this to cause chronic insomnia, and unless these guys got methamphetamine it's going to cripple them.
If Hasjew adresses this plot hole at all, I'm calling it right here they're going to pull some bullshit like ''but that's too evil'' and portray the Princesses as cucks at military strategy.
Now here's my major pet peeve with modern cartoons, the villain is either reformed or flees (not only MLP does this shit)
Old ones, I'm going to use Watership Down as an example, kill off their villains as they want to teach children something equally valuable as friendship: Some people, a minority, are unreformable and rotten to the bone. This is a condition called ''sociopathy''
If autism is a bee, sociopathy is a wasp. You know ''bros'' ''not bros''
This movie is going to squander it's potential and the ending will have both dyke edgehorse and ice king alive.
Am I going to pirate this thing like everyone else here?
Yes I am, and I'll screencap this thread until it's archived to use it the /mlp/ shitstor mafterwards. Join in, I'm not going to pretend I'm less a fag than you guys.
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>>30698082
lol, too long didn't read.
Get your mandatory horse ass and scram
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>>30698082
The delusion of Sun/Moonfags is incredible. I don't know who is the worst: you guys, Spikefags, or Shimmerfags.
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>>30698103
but I'm a Glimmerfag, doesn't take away my point that a brain damaged bonobo could write a better plot though.
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you wouldn't take advantage of them in their vulnerable state
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>>30697998
No, I wouldn't.
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But they would take advantage of you
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>>30697998
Neither would I. I have some morals and none are my waifu.
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what do mlp ponies smell like? sure they have spas and such but they don't seem to have any centralized water system to groom themselves every day.
Something like actual horses?
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You know how sometimes you just like to pick up your cat and hug it because you're so lonely? Well, do you smell anything then? No. If they can keep themselves clean via licking, poners can keep themselves clean with lake-baths.
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>>30698013
My cat has a smell, faint tho, and I really like it. It's mostly a mixture of sweat and dirt.
mlp ponies would prob smell like actual horses, but softer, since they are civilized, they do shower/bath occasionally, and they could perfume themselves. AJ prob smells more becouse of the farm workand that's kinda hot anyways
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I feel like a lot of the "horse" smell comes from being outside 24/7 with bugs and flies and such being on them at all times. I don't think ponies have bugs on them like that
Youtube has slowly started to piss me off more and more.
How long has this had a strike on it?
It pisses me off even more that its blocked from us amerifats.
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>>30697928
What is Turnabout Storm?
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>>30697937
either you're joking,
or you seriously need to lurk more.
I suggest you delete this post and pretend it didn't happen either way.
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>>30697928
Don't know what you're complaining about.
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Anon, I...
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Flutters, I...
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Did you have some images with cute ponies that have physical differences/handicaps ?
(Like scars, amputated member, splint...)
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does no frontal lobe count
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https://derpibooru.org/search?q=%28amputee+OR+scar%29%2C+-humanized%2C+-eqg%2C+-anthro&sf=score
3203, if you include the lewd ones.
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>>30697698 I thought more for unwanted physical changes like accidents, illness, ect...
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Haber will be story editor/co-story editor for S8. The Lady Writers did all of S7, however.
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/08/josh-haber-returning-as-co-story-editor.html
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news that surprises no one
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>>30697650
>Haber returns
Fug, we're going back to S6 quality.
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>>30697650
You can cap this
It's going to be Haber and Vogel who replaces actual competent Lewis and Songco. personal connections and dick sucking is more important than competency and quality.
"Hey dude! Check it, there's this righteous new way of using hemp. Normally we make, like, clothes and junk out of it, right? But Fluttershy - Fluttershy! - ground it up and smoked it like tobacco.
Dude I've been like this for, like... like...
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... Hey dude! Check it..."
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>>30697634
1-2-3, you already know the drill
bannable offense, not a real roleplay, just learn to paraphrase.
Also, fuck off.
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>>30697634
>roleplaying on 4chan
I think you lost your way to ponychan
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>>30697634
did the previous thread got deleted or something?
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Dank Little Ponies
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Why do the same three characters (Twi, Pinkie, and RD) get most of the merch?
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They must sell the most.
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I mean, remember when there as an Apple family focused playset? I still see them in discount stores and that was years ago.
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Because they are the only mane 6 with character.