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gib prompt pls

>>30658686
Tripfags in Equestria

>>30658666
How do YOU get your wings through those holes?

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This is now a Mommy thread

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>>30655461
Good to see AJ thread back
>>30655515
Oh no, you're not taking this away from me

Ah, got to love the smell of a fresh new thread in the morning...or afternoon depending on where you are.

If given the choice, would you rather have a unicorn or a pegasus guard mare? I don't mean in the usual way of 'peggysasses can move clouds and make them rain while unicorns are good at fine manipulation', I mean more as in, 'which would be more adept at protecting you'? A unicorn guardsmare would be much better at sword and general weapon wielding- that's a given- but the main factor is that they just can't fly. A pegasus guardsmare could move faster, anticipate and react to threats more quickly, and they'd likely be able to realize a potential threat far before a unicorn could just because, I dunno, they can fly above the rooftops and stuff. Their bones are probably more fragile, though. Maybe they have less actual muscle mass too.

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>>30653471
Ahem

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New thread smell

>>30644768
Nice meme

im still here waiting for Sarge to rise from the dead and for NaOH to actually finnish WFD with no third chance
am i waisting my time?

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Let's start with a little bit of Reckless dump.

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>>30623826

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A little pony indeed.

>Rainbow
You must be gay dash.

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>>30611114
Welp. Not even close.

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>>30611114
post moar faggot

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Week 11 of the hoofball simulation is in progress. Here are all the games so far:

Week 1:
CAN @ CLO - http://imgur.com/a/gVuzP
APL @ FILL - http://imgur.com/a/h6r0G
CE @ LAP - http://imgur.com/a/BJ7Os
VAN @ MAN - http://imgur.com/a/Ekd6l
DJ @ PON - http://imgur.com/a/CWUuv

Week 2:
CLO @ APL - http://imgur.com/a/Vt8iM
PON @ DJ - http://imgur.com/a/XTOFi
CAN @ LAP - http://imgur.com/a/cThzL
CE @ VAN - http://imgur.com/a/Dq2nq

Week 3:
MAN @ VAN - http://imgur.com/a/AFL4Z

Week 4:
CE @ APL - http://imgur.com/a/oJ0Ys
FILL @ LAP - http://imgur.com/a/M6ema
PON @ MAN - http://imgur.com/a/0g82W
DJ @ VAN - http://imgur.com/a/bAySc

Week 5:
VAN @ CAN - http://imgur.com/a/3HRah
APL @ CE - http://imgur.com/a/KGmSW
DJ @ FILL - http://imgur.com/a/R5ZOK
CLO @ MAN - http://imgur.com/a/Leuz9
LAP @ PON - http://imgur.com/a/jPcqv

Week 6:
APL @ CLO - http://imgur.com/a/kFg2m
VAN @ CE - http://imgur.com/a/nvsxd
MAN @ DJ - http://imgur.com/a/Li99g
LAP @ FILL - http://imgur.com/a/DS9GQ
CAN @ PON - http://imgur.com/a/lwRTM

Week 7:
PON @ CAN - http://imgur.com/a/E5Sdo
MAN @ CE - http://imgur.com/a/KeKFZ
CLO @ DJ - http://imgur.com/a/24Poe
VAN @ FILL - http://imgur.com/a/OGj2I
APL @ LAP - http://imgur.com/a/XJjjK

Week 8:
VAN @ APL - http://imgur.com/a/nYQfN
LAP @ CLO - http://imgur.com/a/g6kBR
CAN @ DJ - http://imgur.com/a/DppZm
MAN @ FILL - http://imgur.com/a/9oiV5
CE @ PON - http://imgur.com/a/bSUWJ

Week 9:
LAP @ APL - http://imgur.com/a/G6imB
MAN @ CAN - http://imgur.com/a/SEC51
FILL @ DJ - http://imgur.com/a/PFBHa
CLO @ CE - http://imgur.com/a/uuJR3
PON @ VAN - http://imgur.com/a/UOl2X

Week 10:
LAP @ CAN - http://imgur.com/a/ePOSq
PON @ CE - http://imgur.com/a/9j0C2
VAN @ DJ - http://imgur.com/a/N6n0E
CLO @ FILL - http://imgur.com/a/NcX2f

Week 11:
PON @ APL - http://imgur.com/a/ONIZX

Bump
Surprised we fell off before I woke up today.

>>30538831
Same.
I guess no one was there to stop the thread from getting sacked.

But, I have ample free time now to do some writing, so I'll get on that.

>>30524879
“Okay guys this is the home stretch. Buzz, I’d like you to help spike and I to try and figure out a way to extract these things safely.”
>The space ranger nods as you turn your attention to the head nurse.
“Mina, I think you ought to help Dan and Ulysses scan for more active samples. You’re much more likely to catch anything they might miss.”
>Mina’s whole body bounces with the force of her determined nod before she wheels around and ushers the two would be technicians back to the microscope.
>As the three of them crowd around the microscope’s flickering display you start rummaging through the nearby cabinets as Buzz and spike peer over your shoulder.
>It takes a few minutes but you finally manage to find a name you recognize.
“Now then, let’s see what this baby can do.”
>You say with a grin as you pull out a bottle of ketamine and fill a nearby hypo gun with its contents before handing off a few extra bottles to Spike.
>”Are you sure you know what you’re doing with that?”
>Buzz asks incredulously, stopping you in your tracks as you march off towards the Heartless’ container brandishing the hypo gun.
“Sure enough to know that if sedatives work on heartless this ought to knock it out like a light. Come on I need you guys to cover me, we can’t have the little bastard getting loose.”
>You gesture with the hypo gun for Buzz to follow you and reluctantly the space ranger cycles up his laser and draws a bead on the heartless should it manage to slip past you.
>You turn to give Spike his instructions but the little dragon shoots you an affirmative nod and takes up a post on the counter as he flips out his vibro knife; ready to tackle the wee beastie if things go sideways.
>You pop your keyblade into existence in your left hand as you drum your fingers on the grip of the hypo gun.

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*blocks your path*

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>>30524901
“Okay Spike, pull the lid off on three.”
>The little dragon nods nervously as he puts down his knife and grips the edges of the lid with both hands.
“One”
>You clench your fist around the grip of the gun and the muscles in your arms tighten as you get ready to try and stick the heartless.
“Two”
>A bead of sweat rolls down Spike’s forehead as the heartless shrieks at you from inside its glass prison.
“THREE”
>As soon as the words leave your mouth Spike rips the lid off the jar and Buzz tenses up ready to fire.
>For an agonizing moment time seems to stop as you freeze and the heartless stares back up at you with its dead yellow eyes.
>The spell is broken when the creature screeches again and its twin spines begin to crackle with electricity.
>You bring your fist flying down with the force of a fat kid trying to get the last cookie from the cookie jar and squish the heartless against the bottom of its glass prison as you bury the needle between its eyes and pump it full of ketamine.
>The heartless’ twisted limbs flail about for a few seconds lashing at your hand and forearm before you manage to pull free and Spike slams the lid back on the jar, trapping the mini monster inside.
“FFFFFFFFFFFuck me running!”
>You hiss, dropping your keyblade to the ground where it promptly disappears as you clutch your forearm with your left hand.”
>”Quick let me see!”
>Buzz barks as he grabs your arm and extends it to get a better look at your wounds only to raise an eyebrow incredulously.
>There in his hands is your gloved arm still thoroughly protected by the thick material of your space suit.
>”It sure got you good there didn’t it?”
>Buzz smirks as you jerk your arm back and cradle it gently.
“It just surprised me is all.”
>You huff defensively as Spike taps on the glass jar.

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>>30767950
No one cares, faggot.

>>30767950
>pink
That's clearly a light heliotrope you pleb.

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>>30767648

Someone has to be the alpha in the land of beta males.

>>30767648
Why there are few stallion in Equestria. So, need no waste time.

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>>30767648
because they know what they want and they want it now

>>30767017
Is madmax still alive? Or, no... it's really been that long, hasn't it. Shit.

>>30767039
Of course she's dead. Just like about 90% of this fandom's content creators.

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>>30767056
stop spreading your filthy lies

OK.

>>30765163
Hanazuki is better.

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>>30765163
All thanks to Glimmy. WOW! We all should thank our lucky stars that Glimmer is making season 7 so great!

can i smell you hair

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>>30764792

>>30764789
Start at season 1 like everyone else, but prepare to be disappointed in seasons 3 and 6.

you're right, I wouldn't.

>>30764597
Of course not, we'd be platonic.
Please don't ban me.

>>30764597
Flash would.

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I mean they were laying on the subtext pretty thick.

Now if only he didn't have a horribly generic "wimpy nerd" voice...

>>30762637
Lol! I love that Starlight and Twilight were around and he gave no shits about them.