Stop jerking off to horses
>>30768634
What if I jerked it to dragons.
>>30768644
That is far more acceptable.
There's enough cum for everyone.
Friendship means learning how to share.
how do i get my gf to cosplay in bed for me?
she said bronies are creepy btw(i'm still in the brony closet)
>>30768276
You're fucked.
Either you tell her to shut her eyes while you put on costume on her and when you're done she'll probably break up with you or you can just ask her to do it for you.
Either way she'll break up with you.
Also fucking normie.
>>30768276
>gf
>bronies
>"""closet brony"""
>>30768276
>my gf
Rainbow Dash has just given you the mating signal. Do you cower like the lonely virgin you are or do you jump on her like a dog in heat?
>>30768067
I watch as she's being breed by fiddy niggers!
>>30768067
Good thing dragons have two dicks.
I think you've had enough m8
Epic thread OP!guess what I put in the options field
>>30768215
I dunno, what DID you put in the options field?
I'm so fucking gay for this cute little faggot.
>>30768012
Homo horse thread is that way
>>30768012
His green underbelly excites me so
>>30768012
Does the Gay Bug Moose turn you on OP?
Holy shit
>>30767984
I'll bite
who?
Glimmer ALWAYS wins!
>>30767984
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>My changelings
What did he mean by this
>>30767583
He is the new leader isn't he?
>>30767583
Their new dragon friend has agreed to let them ravage her, right?
>>30767583
HE IS THE NEW MAHARAJA
Cutie Mark Crusader Cutie Mark Discoverer!
>>30767523
What's her special talent ?
>>30767544
Defending those she cares about. Something I'm quite bad at.
>>30767547
...
Why do Hasdrones like eating shit so much?
>>30767518
>people who still like the show are hasdrones and blindly agree with hasbro's decisions
I still enjoy the show a lot and I point out the flaws in it.
>>30767535
>watching the show after Lauren left
If you do this you are a Hasdrone. It's like playing a Metal Gear Solid game not made by Kojima. Lauren had great ideas for the show. Fuck Hasbro and the current writers.
>>30767548
>sticking around for FIVE FUCKING YEARS after Lauren left
>not being able to enjoy the show or the fandom
>still not being able to let go
Kill yourself and end your suffering already
You're in ponyville and this dragon suddenly smashes your waifu's muffin.
What do?
>>30767245
I smash dragon's muffin.
>>30767245
Console waifu and buy her a muffin basket. Also ask wtf dragon would do that to my waifu.
>>30767245
Give a thumbs up to the dragon because I hate how 2011-2014 fandom used to shove Derpy down my throat every single day to show me how "cute and funny" she is and how I should love her unconditionally. Probably also say it's a pony traiditon to hit grey pegasy in the face.
Has Spike had any good episodes?
>>30766990
Gauntlet of Fire?
>>30766990
Only Gauntlet of Fire as far as I know.
>>30766990
Secret Of My Excess
Gauntlet Of Fire
The Times They Are A-Changeling
Because you fags let the other thread die
>>30751837
- Part 1: https://pastebin.com/b6UBnJvK
- Part 2: https://pastebin.com/5RZCAP18
- Part 3: https://pastebin.com/m6rZLwR7
- Part 4: https://pastebin.com/mwh6VedP
>>30766954
I was worried for a second that this thread was going to die permanently.
>>30766954
Was wonderin when the next one would show
>>30766954
After a lengthy courtship, you find out that "Sassy" is short for "Sasquatch". Having grown up in the forests of North-West Equestria, her parents thought that their love of large furry bipedal hominids would transfer to their daughter, but her passion for managing fashion houses drew her to Canterlot. Little did they know that their little filly would meet a large bipedal hominid of her own.
Do Changelings really stand a chance in a war with the Dragons? We have yet to even learn what changelings are capable of post Chrysallis
>>30766848
They took over Equestria and replaced all its leaders without any of its residents being aware.
>>30766848
Changelings being the most homo will seduce all male dragons to their side.
>>30766848
We already know that Changelings aren't limited to just disguising as ponies. Presumably, there are a wide selection of creatures that changelings can transform into to give themselves an edge; up to and including a dragon itself. The biggest problem they'd need to deal with would be the giant dragons like Torch or the Everfree dragon, but against teenagers they could certainly hold their own.
Is it legal under US law to turn someone into a pony by using magic?
S-sauce?
>>30766552
Didn't I just see you on /x/?
the world doesn't deserve shino's lewds
https://youtu.be/LJW2OXlVysE
I guess he didn't want to wait.
Get this bullshit the fuck back in his containment thread faggot.
>>30766547
Which one?
>>30766531
DWK is the most based ponyfag on YT since Greg went full retarded and stopped making MAS/RDP.
He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.