Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 209! And our very existence is on the line!
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Anyone here have the lewd vocaroo voice acting files archived somewhere? It's all dead links from previous posts: https://4archive.org/board/mlp/thread/27383282
>>30742830
Just look up DWK on youtube, lewd voice all over your face.
I have a shit ton of lewd voice recordings I've saved from /mlp/ over the years.
Also, wasn't there a huge archive of pony related stuff somewhere? I forgot the link
>>30742833
welp fell for that shit.
Applejack is written out of the show. What changes?
>>30742626
idk
>>30742626
>Glim Glam is retconned to have always been part of the mane 6 and the element of honesty since the beginning
>>30742650
>Glimmer
>Honesty
I could understand if she was the element of penitence, but honesty...
What do you suppose this thing feels like to the touch?
>>30742605
It's Gak, gak, gak.
>>30742605
gak
>>30742605
Galo
This is how the season 5 should end
>>30742471
Right after Twilight gives her a speech about nobility, dignity, respect and benevolence. Something an idiot could never have.
Right after Twilight easily strips her of her plot armor and then tortures her good while the glimmer abusefags are yelling in praise.
>>30742471
Would've been even better if Starlight was never introduced as a character to begin with.
>>30742471
And then Tirek raped her.
This image speaks volumes.
>>30742239
Fuck you
>>30742239
>This image speaks volumes.
So does this.
>>30742258
>reposting the same pic over and over
you're trying too hard, Nyxfag.
Go to bed, it should be very late for you europoors
eating ice cream
>>30741892
>lunineko
>>30741892
Cute.
New foalcon thread?
Let's be honest, in a realistic scenario, if /mlp/ got teleported to Equestria the ponies would probably try to avoid us and we'd probably end up as that season's villains
>Disdain towards each other and complete lack of trust even to fellow waifufags
>Unyielding rage towards some Anon's just for their taste
>Would sabotage any other users attempt to get with their waifu
>A few extremists here would probably try to cause the waifu themselves harm
>Twilight would most likely try to lecture us,or lock us in a room until we got along, try trust exercises, nothing would fucking work and you know it
>We'd be like nothing the ponies ever faced, the pure concentrated amount of autism and hatred towards each other would probably freak them out
>We'd just get attacked by the elements and either be turned to stone, sent to Tartarus, or sent back here
Face it guys, even if we went there we'd sooner try to fuck it up for each other before we tried to enjoy it for ourselves
>>30741789
Yeah, probably.
It's in our nature; human nature, which is rightly absent from ponies.
>>30741789
>A few extremists here would probably try to cause the waifu themselves harm
"Extremists" is an ugly word, we call them just "Glimmerfags"
Say's you.
>Move away from the group.
>Find closest hill.
>Lie down and look over the landscape.
The sheer fact their world unequivocally EXISTS would bring me a level of enjoyment i am currently unable to fathom.
Even if i got turned to stone, sent to hell or sent back here (whats the difference), it'd be worth it.
I'd probably be pushed into suicide after tasting whats essentially paradise though.
Appulblum
>>30741576
that looks cozy
I want to be carried by a pony
Have you given your pony her hugs today?
Hard to: she's not real
>>30741575
Yes, but that pony needs hugs, too so I shall hug and hug some more. I shall hug the huggiest hug that ever was hugged.hug[/spolier]
>>30742319I fail at spelink, baka
>go to youtube
>start trying to find all of my old favorite pony vids
>most of them are ytp's
>like 90% of them are deleted
hasbro why
>>30741056
are there any nyx ytps?
>>30741064
this was the pre-nyx era, newfag
>>30741079
Still, were they are nyx ytps?
I'm looking for the cap of the thread where anon had a eqg porn hanging on the wall.
>>30740999
oh god I know who you're talking about, I didn't save the cap tho because the guy creeped me out
>>30740999
http://imgur.com/a/ZWuvW
This one?
>>30741031
yes, thanks man.
Wow okay Twilight
>>30740823
Wat
>>30740835
WAYNED
>black twilight
what is this, 2012?
Hi, right from the start I admit I am retarded prick, but where does one can find Phnoies the Anthology 6 full version, with no bullshit commentary AND for mobile diveces.
Thanks in advance egghead
-anonmyass
>>30740815
Download the video
Copy it to your mobile device
That's it
>>30740815
>no
>fucking
>Hooves
>>>/out/ >>>/o/f >>>/m/y >>>/b/oard
>>30741316
fuck
off
back
to
Really makes you think about the episode.
>>30740804
I dindu nothin'
>>30740804
Really makes me think OP is a faggot.
>>30740804