Has anyone read this, is it any good?
>Has anyone read this?
No
>Is it any good?
No
Are they seaponies or what?
>>30763404
>now it's time to finish you
>shoo shoo bee doo
>>30763404
They're sirens
>>30763418
they look like the same
When a mud pony touches your clean door with her filthy hooves.
>>30763321
>when a unicorn walks on your nice clean clouds
>>30763357
>when a pegasus farts in your nose to release helium
>>30763321
>When a unicorn brings her dirt horse gf to your house to prove the superiority of a pegasus.
I want to cuddle a stallion
>>30763179
Your a faggot.
Me too :(
>>30763179
To each his own.
This bug is a big, smug lug.
>>30763120
He's a snug as a bug on a drug in a rug chugging from his mug and tugging to fug in front of his pug.
>>30763120
We already had a smug bug
>>30763168
But the OP bug is at least 20% smugger.
You know, I find there to be a massive irony in Rainbow Dash liking at eat chicken tendies when her adopted sister is…well…
What the fuck are you talking about, OP?
>>30762858
at = to sorry.
Since when does RD like chicken tendies? Aren't ponies herbivores.
I actually have to form an alliance for this...
Season 6 was worse though. Fact.
>>30762453
Second worst.
Yep, the weakest season by far, and not solely because of its brevity.
What's her name, /mlp/?
>>30761518
mistake #235
>>30761518
That's Peachy Sweet. I have a plush of her.
>>30761518
Wendy's Pone
Seriously it's like these lines were written for him
Ahahahaha he's 100% abused but it's funny because he's short and a different species.
He doesnt deserve this, he doesnt deserve ANY of this, and it makes me absolutely depressed that there's nothing i can do about it.
When i die and go to equestria, i'm giving him a hug, poor guy's been through so much shit over the years.
>>30761419
Agreed. Spike is so good when he's written as the straight man who knows what to do when Twilight's freaking out. It's sad when this stuff has to happen to him.
>>30761419
Count me in
>hehe, I like her
cucked by Dragon Lord herself!
TRIXIE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>30761323
No one cares, fuck off.
>>30761337
u stil replid
How would you handle their bullying?
At least I'm not a mudpony
>>30761286
simply not care.
>>30761286
Cock vore them
maybe they should just stop letting people record at these things
>>30761190
maybe they should just start letting people beat off at these things
Its just a piece of cloth. Who gives a fuck
>>30761331
panties are serious business
Just imagine being the kind of person that enjoys watching My little pony. That owns every piece of material media that has been hastily churned out: DVDs, posters, toys, games. Imagine being the kind of person who looks forward to every episode release. Who watches and re-watches the later seasons, analyses every piece of dialogue and music, every plot point, every episode title, every single word of every single episode. The kind of person who will claim that anyone who doesn't like the show just doesn't understand it. Imagine being so excited when Twilight appears on the screen. Giggling with uncontrollable laughter with every Spell, every "Aww geez Pinkie", every seemingly random moment, but deep down you know. You know that, on a whole other level, this show, designed for children and adults who won't grow up, speaks to you. It understands you. You hear "Friendship" and know what's coming. By "Is" your dick is quivering, and when Twilight exclaims "Magic!" you explode from all holes in a torrent of laughter and foul smelling liquids. You pray that every episode never reaches an end, because never again will a show appear that is so 'deep' and 'intelligent' as this one.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand My little pony. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Twilights optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Republican literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike My little pony truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Twilights existencial catchphrase "Friendship is magic" which itself is a cryptic reference to Donald Trumps: "The art of the deal." I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lauran faust's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a My little pony tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Im not really sure what you mean by this OP.
I just like ponies, that's all there is to it.
>>30761070
>liking shitstain glimerfart
get out faggot i bet your a filthy yellow bellied commie also
Why are the CMC written so much better than the mane 6?
>>30761034
>>30761034
Children are much easier to write for than adults.
>>30761034
Because they're the next generation. When the mane 6 die in the movie, they'll take up the mantle
>Spike gets a gut after eating one tub of ice cream
>Ember has no gut after eating a room
Explain.
>>30760786
Sexism
Men are pigs, fat and smell
Women are delicate flowers that can't show no deformities nor flaws.
>>30760786
Spike is a young (not a Baby anymore) dragon who's largely been raised with Pony food.
Ember is a Dragon who's lived in that environment her whole life. It's not hard anon.
What I did find surprising is her mentioning how she crushed everybody in competition, when the Gauntlet of Fire was sort of a join effort between her and Spike, because she was considered "weaker"
>>30760786
Ice cream and castle walls have different nutritional values.