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Hey OP dipshit. A good story needs a conflict

>>30783569
Spike over-reacting to something for 16 minutes that hasn't happened makes for an excellent story.

>>30783552
The CMC have a tea party.

And that's the whole episode.

It'll be a 3-part special.

>>30783535
Fuck you, spamnigger

>>30783535
I'd say her spammer. So that he can tell everyone how he managed to definitely kill TWO characters, Glim and Nyx.

>>30783477
When you get captured by villains as often as she does, you're going to be raped fairly often. After it happens a few times, it basically becomes part of the routine. She leaves that little detail out of the main Daring Do books, but she writes another series under a different penname that focuses almost solely on her various sexual exploits; being raped by villains, being raped by the villain's guard dogs, trading sex for information, selling sex to earn enough for a plane ticket after a particularly bad trip, masturbating with fertility idols, being forced to work in a cheap brothel by a villain with a mind controlling artifact, etc. Her adult series has nowhere near the profile of her main books, but they usually sell better. The ponies who but them just prefer to keep quiet about it since it's some pretty hardcore stuff, and most of what happens in them would be considered a crime.

>>30783477
No, you idiot. Sex doesn't exist in this universe

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>>30783668
wrongu

>>30783295
Nice slide thread, cocksleeve.

>>30783321
why thank you. I do my best.

>>30783295
>ywn tackle Twilight in the street
>her eyes will never widen in surprise and horror as she realizes what's about to happen yet again
>she will never writhe and thrash beneath you, desperately pleading for you to leave her alone
>ywn gently pinch her muzzle closed
>she will never screw her eyes shut, squeezing tears out down her cheeks, as she realizes that she's powerless to stop you
>ywn trace your tongue along her muzzle as she wimpers pathetically and fruitlessly tries to turn away
>ywn decide to cut the foreplay short
>ywn wrap your lips around her muzzle, completely enveloping her mouth and nose
>ywn begin to suck
>she will never twitch and squirm at the disgusting sensation of the contents of her sinuses being sucked out
>ywn greedily gulp down her delicious mucus
>ywn complete clean out her dirty little snootle
>she will never lay limply below you as you pull back and release her
>ywn give her a little peck on the lips and thank her for the meal
>she will never quietly sob as you get up, dust yourself off, and head off with a spring in your step
>onlookers will never wonder why she didn't simply teleport away as she composes herself, pulls herself onto her hooves, and goes about her day as if nothing happened

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>>30783273
Sure, here you go

>>30783273
What is it with you redditors and wanting a cringe thread every other day?

>>30783273
>those crosses
>that one show i can't remember the name of
Why?

That's a pig lol

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Purp is nice meme

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>>30783176

>>30783164
AJ, stop. You can't into cool.

>>30783164
Your kind will be the first to the gas Chambers

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pickle cadence in the house tonight

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>Twilight was better without her wings

The show is shit in all 7 seasons. Fuck Bronyfags and fuck Hasbro for bringing this girly cancer onto the internet.

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>>30783128
>I am not a faggot, I am OP

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You're right. Someone else was supposed to be.

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>>30783130

>>30783130
None of the one dimensional girly characters in the show should exist.

>Who here remembers this?
>3 years
imblying there any semi-oldfags left

>>30783097
What about you?

>>30783097
That's a fair point. I only came back to make this thread. I haven't browsed mlp in over a year now.

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I'm sorry for your issues, OP.
Have a pony.

>>30782926
I fucking hate this board.

>>30782926
> Jim still hasn't been praised even once by Faust.

Must suck to be that guy.

>>30782903
The CMC are children, the M6 are adults.
Children can get along famously, adults less so.

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>>30782903
I don't wanna sound picky, but haven't you already made this thread?

>>30782932
Didn't get an answer the first time.

>>30782931
The mane 6 barely seem like friends though, there is getting a long less well, then there is barely tolerating each other.

>>30782705
>rape

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>>30782705
I don't want to cum inside her. I want to cum on her face.

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>>30782705
i want to eat starlight glimmers farts

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Let's make a show that's actually good!

Johnson! How's the new porn short coming along?

I wonder if they'll ever make a spinoff of the show for little girls?
I know we all love it, but maybe there's a market for the kids too if they toned down the show's action and violence a bit for them. Maybe something between the first and second lunar wars?

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>>30782559
no but this is

>>30782561
>Glimmerposters on the same level as radical normies
Seems about right

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>>30782559
I don't know what's true and what's false except one thing
GlimGlam is best pony