>You didn't think that you were gay
>You're not even really sure that you'd call yourself gay now
>Which is weird, considering that you just spent the night fucking a dude
>King Thorax, the leader of the changelings, was in town for diplomatic reasons or something
>The two of you hit it off, got something to eat, had a few drinks, and one thing led to another
>Now it's the morning after, and your arms are wrapped around him
>You gently squeeze his barrel as you-
>...
>Chitin isn't supposed to be that soft and yielding
>Your faggot deer beetle has been replaced with a pillow
>You sit up, rub the sleep out of your eyes, and look around
>Thorax is standing in the corner, next to a large, football-shaped, translucent green object
>He looks awfully tired for having just got up
>He smiles when he notices you
>"Oh, good morning! I just finished laying our eggs!"
>...
"What?"
>He pats the object, and it writhes in response
>You can see that it's filled with dozens of ping-pong ball sized spheres
>The color drains from your face as your heart nearly stops
"WHAT!? Eggs? What? I thought you were a guy! I touched your Weiner!"
>He(?) rubs the back of his(?) head
>"Well, I am, but Queen Chrysalis mostly only had male offspring, so now we're short on females with her gone. Some of us guys have to step up for the hive, you know?"
"No! No, I don't know! What the fuck are you talking about?"
>He blinks
>"O-oh, I probably should have guessed that this might seem strange to non-changelings...we can change more than just our outsides, Anon."
>Neither of you says anything for a while
>He smiles awkwardly
>"S-so, have any names you like? There's sixty-seven of them in there, so we're going to have to be creative. Heh..."
>Fuuuuuuuuck
>>30791609
I can't resist those eyes.
>>30791609
>One of them is name Fuuuuuuuck
>>30791659
KEK
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>30791596
Post sheets
>>30791610
https://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
>>30791610
https://pastebin.com/R0AXr1UU
Bronies?
>>30791568
wrong board.
>>30791568
Uh, you don't get to bring shitposts
Choose one
Dumb frogposter
>>30791520
Just one? I guess I'll settle for the best.
>>30791520
>no shim
I choose to go home
Reminder that only salty butthurt autists hate fame and misfortune episode
>>30791435
Reminder to go the fuck back to Derpibooru, Twitch, or wherever the hell you came from.
Reminder that you have to love the episode otherwise you're targeted as a salty butthurt brony no matter how legitimate or relevant your criticism is
>>30791435
reminder that if you make a thread every day about the same thing maybe your the one who's salty.
One after another, her friends pass away. And one day they will be but a distant memory.
>>30791275
The sweet release of death
>>30791275
Death frees every soul
>>30791275
It was confirmed on Twitter that twilight will it outlive her friends. She will be executed for high treason.
rate my waifu please
>>30791221
I've masturbated to a Santitas bag before.
>>30791324
but they're already salted
>>30791221
>3d no hooves trash
>>>/d/
I've spent last hour browsing Princess Celestia pics in google.
Send help.
>>30791138
>browsing google
what is this, the 90s?
>>30791139
Maybe he's a sensible human being who doesn't support derpibooru's retarded moderation. Either way, Celestia is a very pretty pony.
>>30791138
Congratulations, you have autism.
Rainbow Dash needs help putting her hair in a ponytail for soccer practice.
Would you help her?
What would (you) do?
>>30791107
Where's her fucking arm?
>>30791107
need a hand there rainbow?
>>30791113
She took machine shop.
Lathe incident.
>friend invites you to his place
>looks like he's throwing a celebration or something for your arrival
>turn out it's for someone else
>he completely forgot he even invited you
How is Spike such a shitty friend even though his mom is the Princess of Friendship?
>>30790933
>"Princess" of (((Friendship)))
>>30790933
he and thorax probably hook up regularly and he forgot today was another one of those days.
>>30791721
Thorax specifically said that he had a problem he needed help with and Spike invited him to Ponyville. It wasn't just a day to hangout.
As I posted earlier I saw an early screening of the movie yesterday thanks to a connection with Mike Vogel. If you want to know the climax here it is:The mane 7, Celaeno, and Capper are sailing over the desert when Capper sees the ship from the prequel comic. He goes down to explore it but then after putting two and two together, he realizes that Chummer died in the crash. Feeling guilt, he decides that going his separate way is what's best, and that freindship is what caused Chummer to branch off and essentially commit suicide. Twilight aggressively tries to get him to stay, but it only angers Capper. So he abandons the group to finally achieve being the nobleman he's always wanted to be.
Without Capper's street smarts (which neither Twilight nor Celaeno have around this area) they take a wrong turn and are captured by the Storm King, Grubber, and Tempest. They are taken back to a now near-apocalyptic Canterlot, where they are set to cease Twilight of her magic. They realize that the Storm King has the amulet that the group has been looking for all along, which is the very thing that steals magic, and they distract TSK to confiscate it. They use it to suck everything out of Tempest, and then the Storm King. But it doesn't work.
It is then revealed that The Storm King had ironically been planning to use it to steal magic from Tempest all along in the end, and he reveals that he was the one who caused the not "accident" that killed Tempest's parents and broke her horn. Grubber takes back the amulet and gives it to the Storm King, who becomes more powerful. Celaeno figures out that the reason it didn't work to steal SK's magic was that it wasn't in Twi's nature as the princess of friendship to harm Tempest like that, a pony who still has good in her, rendering the amulet usless to her origin. The group gets angry at Twi and everyone abandons her and Tempest in Canterlot. This is the point in which Tempest is reformed, through the song "Ballad of a Princess".
>suicide
stopped reading there
>>30790994
That's my interpretation moron.
She's a big gal
For you.
>>30790876
Finally caught up to season 7 and I don't get how people are saying the show is worse now. We have had some of the strongest episodes in the entire show in just the first half of the season. Sure we had some duds like Fluttershy Leans in or Honest Apples, but season 1 never had anything as moving as Perfect Pear or anything as heartwarming and entertaining as Parental Glidance. Besides those two, there were an abundance of very entertaining episodes like pic related.
>>30790794
somebody told me here that Not Asking For Trouble was boring...
>sees it two months later after being aired
/mlp/ memed me again
>>30790875
The Pinkie Pie one or the Big Mac one?
>>30791033
the ponka one
the only episode that turned out to be boring was Fluttershy Leans In.The discussion here,in contrast, was the fun part of the ep
2 DAYS UNTIL BRONYCAN
Any of you fuckers going?
>>30790695
Too bad this is going to be the last one, it sounded fun.
>>30790695
Fandom dead mate
>>30790707
It was a fucking blast.
Every single year was incredible. Went to every one of them.
I am a friend of some of the staff.
Apparently the reason this is going to be the last one is because in 2015 and 2016 they fired a bunch of staff and put an entirely SJW team of admins in charge of it for the last two years.
They didn't make enough money last year and the con made less than half what it made in 2014 and 2015.
So yeah, SJWs ruined a nice thing again.
They are shutting it down after this one because they say people have "lost interest."
Do yourbestwith this new meme, /mlp/
>>30790607
Sauce, btw
https://elzzombie.deviantart.com/art/Title-700493334
>>30790607
>/mlp/
>show discussion threads
nice joke
Where's Rainbow's tail coming from?