Loyal family mare edition.
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>>30813323
Not this faggot again...
>>30813323
>bringing shitstorms into a fresh thread
That's terrible fucking manners, anon.
Repostan.
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>You are Anon, and you are hurting bad
>A freak accident involving a hot air balloon, some power lines, and a skydiving group of Elvis impersonators has caused you to be transported to the magical land of Equestria
>Don’t get ahead of me, that was the good part. Wave after wave of superior horse pussy crashed against the dry, desertlike, desiccated shores of Mt. Anon. It was heaven.
>Unfortunately, a certain purple sperg, worried about you ruining your chances for a respectable herd, decided to unilaterally send you back to Earth. Luckily, it wasn’t your earth she sent you to.
>Unluckily, it’s an annoying as fuck matriarchy where you get treated like a 6 year old girl.
>TFW you finally understand that one song by No Doubt
>Due to weird timey whimey stuff, you’ve been reduced to a freshman in physical stature, if not mental. Celestia and Luna have become your legal guardians because fuck it why not. You lived with them in Equestria so sure. But there is no castle here, just 2 thirsty as fuck middle aged spinsters in dead end jobs with opposite schedules in a 2 bedroom house. 2 extremely sexy alcoholic spinsters who walk around their messy house in their panties and a giant t shirt, scratching themselves, drinking malt liquor, and watching professional volleyball games. Because that is the big thing is this crazy topsy turvy world.
>You are tempted to partake of the sumptuous bounty before you but a small and extremely insistent part of you keeps screaming bloody stranger danger murder whenever you’re left alone with either of them. It’s unsettling as fuck, and your balls, used to making daily deposits in every mare you saw, are starting to feel like that one time you slammed your hand in a car door.
Shit horse thread
>>30813078
nope.
>>30813078
you posted wrong horse
Anyone expecting anything above a 15% is delusional and sad. The critics don't want to see cringe. They want to see actual filmmaking that doesn't pander to girls.
I hope this shit gets a low score and there's a 105% chance I will be right. Remember this thread. I'm calling a laughably low score. Don't come crying back to me.
>>30812660
that's nice, dear.
>>30812660
Fuck off back to /tv/ you shitbag, who the fuck cares about Rotten Tomatoes.
>>30812660
Ok. I will.
Equestria Girls welcome to.
>>30812649
I think not.
>>30812649
So many better pics to start this thread with
>>30812649
..ack... what? no.
>tfw you're ready for the next chapter
>but there is no next chapter
Fics you've read and loved (whether they're good or not) that the author has abandoned for whatever reason. Let's keep the subject matter out of the porn territory for this one.
Authors out there reading this, your stories need you.
Found Tiberian Eclipse recently and got sucked into it. I knew absolutely nothing about the Command and Conquer series before it, but now I'm somewhat interested.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/48208/tiberian-eclipse
Author goes by/went by the name Material Defender. Hasn't been online since 2015. Last journal entry in 2014 stated depression. No idea if they're kill or not, but I'm holding out hope they'll come back some day.
Life With Rarimouse. Thing feels like it's perpetually unfinished.
>Whats your name kid?
>The pony holocaust
What was the message behind this?
>>30812577
nothing.
I am Inky Rose
>>30812479
No you're not
>>30812479
>>30812479
I miss when there was only one or two seasons. You know why? Because people didn't criticise seasons! They either liked or hated what the show was and someone could hate a Season 1 episode while loving a Season 2 one and vice versa. It wasn't an autistic popularity contest over what your favourite single digit number was, it was about the adventures and the heart.
>>30812361
>exclamation marks
Opinion discarded.
>>30812361
And Twilight not having wings.Sorry.
>>30812361
Even in season 2, you had drama over Lauren leaving, Derpygate, people complaining over Cadence just being used to sell toys, etc. There have been negative elements in the fandom for a while now. You'll enjoy ponies much more when you learn to tune most of that stuff out.
Really makes you think
>>30812316
i saw that pic in the mexican thread
>>30812316
You just posted Twilight and Starlight, whats your point?
>>30812316
and i thought they looked bad before.
716: Campfire Tales
Written by Barry Safchik & Michael Platt
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ybo28
The Movie Prequel #3 storytimed here!
>>30786483
How did you like the episode? Did you enjoy the eponymous stories? Did you enjoy more sister camping?What would you do faced with flyders?
>>30807723
Previous thread.
>>30811829
Rockhoof was insultingly bad. No exaggeration.
715: Triple Threat
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
you choose
>>30811808
Star Trek universe sucks, Equestria no contest.
>>30811808
John de Lancie, what are you doing?
Reminder to add "Fatigue" to your filter and >>30811819 >>30811820 not to reply to namefags.
>Dragons? Big, scary, mean ones or like Spike?
Spike abuse never ends
>>30811600
AHAHAHAHHA SHIET little cuckboi spike got cucked again AHUAHAHA
>>30811600
Spike is a mess.
Spike is a waste.
>>30811600
Except this wasn't Spikeabuse. She meant friendly dragons, like Spike is.
>"so gorgeous"
This is clearly a shadow figure of Twilight when she was a music box ballerina. Is Rarity harboring secret feelings for her "princess charming"?
>>30811528
RARIKEKS BTFO^2
TWIKEKS BTFO
>>30811528
>shipfags are this desperate and delusional
>>30811564
>waifufriends are this in denial
Hey, I was out of the game for a bit and just found out the hiatus was over. I missed all the discussion of E14/15. What did /mlp/ think of those episodes?
>>30811315
Delete this thread if you know what's good for you.
>>30811338
I guess they weren't received well? Not surprising.
>>30811315
>anthro
Fuck off.
smells like appuls
>>30810836
I haven't seen the episode yet but I already know it's gonna be good.
>>30810964
>Posts NCmares
>Doesn't post full pic
>Doesn't post source