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>>30825755
Celestia.

>>30825755

Glimmer.

Cadance actually has an attachment to another creature.

I hate Glimmer but I have to say Cadance.

>>30825737
How was school today huh scamp?

>>30825759
oh you don see me?
my good pussy boi

I don't think Trixie really *deserves* any punishment. Hurting her for sex pervert purposes wouldn't be cathartic: she was an asshole a couple of times, but felt bad afterwards and said sorry. Fair enough.

Now Rainbow Dash: I could get medieval on her rump, the kind of basic sadism that would make Goering himself vomit in disgust. Worst Pony must ~suffer~, in ways we need to invent new levels of edge to properly describe.

>glimmer folder

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>30825734

Eyes closed, double click.
Whatever did I get?

>>30825611
You just said a thing but I'm having trouble comprehending it. Like there's a mishmash of words that don't belong together, like "too", "many" and "pony"

>>30825611
Well moderation is a necessity. Too much, or too little of anything can have detrimental consequences. So yes, there is such a thing as too much pony, but as long as you practice moderation you'll be fine.

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>>30825318
>mfw 200 IQ nade

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>mfw I already met her in a lucid dream

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Me too.

>>30825310
Everypony is just casual racism.

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>>30825111
Multi waifu patrician reporting in.

What you gonna do about it son?

>>30825111
I only have 3 what's the problem with it ?

>>30825119
>that pic
>ywn

fucking kill me now senpai

>>30825041
I don't really read stories about OCs and even when I do, they're not the main character

>>30825076
Your favorite fanfic with an ooc mc then.

>>30825041
Outside of FO:E, what MLP stories would some of these even be applicable to? Someone should do their own MLP specific chart.

It's actually relatively easy to avoid these too, except white and brooding, in literature, fanfic or otherwise. Not to say that they aren't out there, but they're certainly not favorites. It feels like it was made for Hollywood films.

>>30824989
>families
>at that price tag

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>>30824989
That rogue dash is top cute

>>30824989
I want barbarian Pinkie to rape me after the battle

>>30824953
mods sticky this

>>30824953
Why're you such a faggot, OP?

>>30824953
BIG
CHAOS
COCK

Post that one, you know which one.

>>30824794
my eyes might be playing tricks on me but I think I see some lace on those panties

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>>30824794
W-why does rainbow dash have webbed hands?

While it would come in handy to get some more info about your new assignment, your current officer in charge had a nasty ability of appearing in the most unexpected of places and you dobted that anyone in the castle knew about his or her location.
But at first...
You glanced at the grimoire laying on the table near your bed. Your natural curiosity prevailed over your respect to the grimoire - you simply had to determine how durable it was.
After a couple flares of magical fire and a stab with a knife you decided that it might be used as an improvised shield or a blunt weapon. Only in critical situations, of course.
Now you ahd one more thing to do. You learned that spell years ago and haven't got a chance to use it since your foalhood. Quietly approaching snoring Gust, you charged your horn, smiling maniacally. , as if drawn by some invisible hoof.
It was childish and stupid, but hey, pony must indulge his desires from time to time!
Now, with all your little buisness here concluded, you set off to the local military hospital.
1/2

2/2

Soon you found Rime in one of the medical wards sprawled on her bed and silently staring at the ceiling.
"I guess I shouldn't hope it was enough to deal with your little addiction, huh?" you said instead of greeting.
"Hey, everyone can slip sometimes!"
"Yeah, and you compromised our operation. At least, our participation there. So I said to bid farewell."
"Farewell?" she looked dumbfounded.
"Don't tell me you haven't been informed." you sighed, "Since you got a concussion, our squad is disbanded."
"Oh." her ears fell almost parallel to ground, "Shame."
"Hey, don't worry about it that much. Maybe you and Gust will end up in the same squad again!"
"And what about you?"
"They are reassigning me somewhere else. A common thing for Lunar Magi, but..."
"A bad feeling about it?"
"Sort of." you scrunched, reminiscing the moment you were informed about it. You could not pinpoint it, but something felt odd.
"Anyway," you continued, "Get well soon."
"Yeah, we have a war to win after all." she smirked, "It would be a shame if we capture the Castle of Two Sisters while I will be laying here."
"You have nothing to worry. I doubt there is going to be an assault in the next couple of days." you reassured the unicorn mare.
For the next several seconds you stood in awkward silence, until you decided that it was time for you to leave.
"So, I guess I need to go." you finally spoke up.
"Take care." was Rine's only response. Surprisingly succinct and serious for her.
You left the room in some emotional turmoil. Sure, the strongest thing you felt towards her was annoyance, but you both saved each others asses a couple of times and that counts for some emotional bonds between two ponies.

You could say farewell to Last Word now, but it would proably look weird since you are going to stay in the town for at least half a day more.
You also could meet some other Lunar Magi, but you were not sure if it was good idea to meet them after what you had done.

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>>30824745
Deal with our mistakes, get our shit together and visit Lunar Magi.

not bad

>>30824615
A lot of these are very likely. A little bit boring actually.

>>30824615
What is "shoo be doo" supposed to be?

>>30824460
>apparently Rarity told her friends about me
>get experimented on my Twilight for some reason even though I was told that it was common to see the occasional human in Equestria
>or at least what I thought was Equestria
>god knows how much time passes
>in a super market
>a blue swirling portal is by the entrance
>i'm told that it's time for me to go home
>hesitate to enter portal
>build up the courage to tell them that I want to stay
>everyone's shocked
>Twilight, who was standing next to me asked me why
>tell her and everyone else about the shit that's been going on on Earth lately
>before I could finish a human interrupts me and tells Twilight something
>Twilight tells me to walk with her around the store
>she tells me that I can't stay because I don't have anywhere to go, almost as if she doesn't want me to stay
>beg her
>she folds and decides to let me stay with her
>feel happy yet saddened at the same time
>i would be abandoning my friends and family for the sake of my own well being
>blink
>wake up
>feel disappointed yet relived
>now have a strong sense of persistence
What a bizarre dream.

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>>30824466
I would have stayed in a heart beat my fuck my family I hate my dad, brother shoves everything in my face from his job to his wife, sister never listens and she's now in debt and mom told me if I want to kill myself then I should do it.
Also lucky this dream seems badass unlike my blank ass head.

>>30824489
I like it, need more greens

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>>30824384