Which of them has less of a personality?
>>30825755
Celestia.
>>30825755
Glimmer.
Cadance actually has an attachment to another creature.
I hate Glimmer but I have to say Cadance.
Some trixie good shit?
i just wanna show me friend there 0 fuk't up porn trixie
>>30825737
How was school today huh scamp?
>>30825759
oh you don see me?
my good pussy boi
I don't think Trixie really *deserves* any punishment. Hurting her for sex pervert purposes wouldn't be cathartic: she was an asshole a couple of times, but felt bad afterwards and said sorry. Fair enough.
Now Rainbow Dash: I could get medieval on her rump, the kind of basic sadism that would make Goering himself vomit in disgust. Worst Pony must ~suffer~, in ways we need to invent new levels of edge to properly describe.
ITT you scroll your Glimmer folder and select an image randomly to post
>glimmer folder
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>30825734
>>30825734
Eyes closed, double click.
Whatever did I get?
is there such a think as too many pony?
>>30825611
You just said a thing but I'm having trouble comprehending it. Like there's a mishmash of words that don't belong together, like "too", "many" and "pony"
>>30825611
Well moderation is a necessity. Too much, or too little of anything can have detrimental consequences. So yes, there is such a thing as too much pony, but as long as you practice moderation you'll be fine.
>yfw she has +200 IQ
>>30825318
>mfw 200 IQ nade
>mfw I already met her in a lucid dream
Me too.
>with proper care and sunshine, everyone it feeds
>everyone it feeds
>everyone
>>30825310
Everypony is just casual racism.
I have been seeing a lot of mylti waifu scum of late.
>>30825111
Multi waifu patrician reporting in.
What you gonna do about it son?
>>30825111
I only have 3 what's the problem with it ?
>>30825119
>that pic
>ywn
fucking kill me now senpai
Does the mc of your favorite fanfic, male or otherwise make bingo?
>>30825041
I don't really read stories about OCs and even when I do, they're not the main character
>>30825076
Your favorite fanfic with an ooc mc then.
>>30825041
Outside of FO:E, what MLP stories would some of these even be applicable to? Someone should do their own MLP specific chart.
It's actually relatively easy to avoid these too, except white and brooding, in literature, fanfic or otherwise. Not to say that they aren't out there, but they're certainly not favorites. It feels like it was made for Hollywood films.
Quit using ponies to cross-promote, Hasbro. It just results in RRRREEEE.
>>30824989
>families
>at that price tag
>>30824989
That rogue dash is top cute
>>30824989
I want barbarian Pinkie to rape me after the battle
What keeps Glimmer up at night?
>>30824953
mods sticky this
>>30824953
Why're you such a faggot, OP?
>>30824953
BIG
CHAOS
COCK
you guys like those mexican show things right?
Post that one, you know which one.
>>30824794
my eyes might be playing tricks on me but I think I see some lace on those panties
>>30824794
W-why does rainbow dash have webbed hands?
A reboot of a CYOA about misadventures of a group of Night guardsponies during the confrontation between NMM and Celestia that lead to a civil war.
In the last thread our squad leader got a concussion and you are saying good bye to your former squadmembers before reassignment.
Link to the archive:www.anonpone.com/dhour
Previous thread:>>30719355
While it would come in handy to get some more info about your new assignment, your current officer in charge had a nasty ability of appearing in the most unexpected of places and you dobted that anyone in the castle knew about his or her location.
But at first...
You glanced at the grimoire laying on the table near your bed. Your natural curiosity prevailed over your respect to the grimoire - you simply had to determine how durable it was.
After a couple flares of magical fire and a stab with a knife you decided that it might be used as an improvised shield or a blunt weapon. Only in critical situations, of course.
Now you ahd one more thing to do. You learned that spell years ago and haven't got a chance to use it since your foalhood. Quietly approaching snoring Gust, you charged your horn, smiling maniacally. , as if drawn by some invisible hoof.
It was childish and stupid, but hey, pony must indulge his desires from time to time!
Now, with all your little buisness here concluded, you set off to the local military hospital.
1/2
2/2
Soon you found Rime in one of the medical wards sprawled on her bed and silently staring at the ceiling.
"I guess I shouldn't hope it was enough to deal with your little addiction, huh?" you said instead of greeting.
"Hey, everyone can slip sometimes!"
"Yeah, and you compromised our operation. At least, our participation there. So I said to bid farewell."
"Farewell?" she looked dumbfounded.
"Don't tell me you haven't been informed." you sighed, "Since you got a concussion, our squad is disbanded."
"Oh." her ears fell almost parallel to ground, "Shame."
"Hey, don't worry about it that much. Maybe you and Gust will end up in the same squad again!"
"And what about you?"
"They are reassigning me somewhere else. A common thing for Lunar Magi, but..."
"A bad feeling about it?"
"Sort of." you scrunched, reminiscing the moment you were informed about it. You could not pinpoint it, but something felt odd.
"Anyway," you continued, "Get well soon."
"Yeah, we have a war to win after all." she smirked, "It would be a shame if we capture the Castle of Two Sisters while I will be laying here."
"You have nothing to worry. I doubt there is going to be an assault in the next couple of days." you reassured the unicorn mare.
For the next several seconds you stood in awkward silence, until you decided that it was time for you to leave.
"So, I guess I need to go." you finally spoke up.
"Take care." was Rine's only response. Surprisingly succinct and serious for her.
You left the room in some emotional turmoil. Sure, the strongest thing you felt towards her was annoyance, but you both saved each others asses a couple of times and that counts for some emotional bonds between two ponies.
You could say farewell to Last Word now, but it would proably look weird since you are going to stay in the town for at least half a day more.
You also could meet some other Lunar Magi, but you were not sure if it was good idea to meet them after what you had done.
Input action.
>>30824745
Deal with our mistakes, get our shit together and visit Lunar Magi.
Voting for the movie bingo card has closed, here are the results:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4K5-2YBeUccc0RPNmJKLXVTX3c/view?usp=sharing
We've been spoiled quite a bit already, but we got this done in time before the likely full spoilers this week. Thank you all for contributing, and let's hope we get bingo!
not bad
>>30824615
A lot of these are very likely.A little bit boring actually.
>>30824615
What is "shoo be doo" supposed to be?
I had the strangest dream, /mlp/.
>look at mlp pics in the middle of the night
>get sleepy and go to sleep
>dream about a storm that causes a massive flood
>being the genius I am, I go under my bed fo "safety"
>look up and see what looks like a tear in the fabric of space time
>in it i see rainbow path in a distorted pinkish purple void
>get sucked into it somehow just by staring at it
>see twilight and starlight sliding down the path as thier fish forms
>find it weird but follow them anyway
>end up on a stone pillar
>i'm greeted by rarity
I can't remember exactly when I met directly after I Rarity.
1/2
>>30824460
>apparently Rarity told her friends about me
>get experimented on my Twilight for some reason even though I was told that it was common to see the occasional human in Equestria
>or at least what I thought was Equestria
>god knows how much time passes
>in a super market
>a blue swirling portal is by the entrance
>i'm told that it's time for me to go home
>hesitate to enter portal
>build up the courage to tell them that I want to stay
>everyone's shocked
>Twilight, who was standing next to me asked me why
>tell her and everyone else about the shit that's been going on on Earth lately
>before I could finish a human interrupts me and tells Twilight something
>Twilight tells me to walk with her around the store
>she tells me that I can't stay because I don't have anywhere to go, almost as if she doesn't want me to stay
>beg her
>she folds and decides to let me stay with her
>feel happy yet saddened at the same time
>i would be abandoning my friends and family for the sake of my own well being
>blink
>wake up
>feel disappointed yet relived
>now have a strong sense of persistence
What a bizarre dream.
2/2
>>30824466
I would have stayed in a heart beat my fuck my family I hate my dad, brother shoves everything in my face from his job to his wife, sister never listens and she's now in debt and mom told me if I want to kill myself then I should do it.
Also lucky this dream seems badass unlike my blank ass head.
>>30824489
I like it, need more greens
Between fat threads and bimbo threads, the slightly chubby, pokeable bellies all fall to the wayside. Not anymore, Welcome to the tummies thread, for ponies who aren't obese, but have adorable pudge.
>>30824366
>>30824376
>>30824384