Why aren't you getting /fit/ for your waifu
>>30826797
It's my personal hc that when I die and go to Equestria, I'll arrive fit as fuck.
Til then I'm just going to keep eating processed junk and chainsmoking.
>>30826797
never felt any real need, I'm not /fit/ but not /fat/ either, been a walking skeleton my whole life and I doubt that will change anytime soon, I was born a skeleton, I'll die a skeleton, and I'll arrive in Equestria as a skeleton
>>30826797
It should be noted that fitness =/= living long. In fact, excessive workouts put stress on your heart, and the large quantities of meat most bodybuilders eat for protein do nothing to help this. Bodybuilders are more likely to suffer a heart attack then, let's say a vegan. see http://fitness.mercola.com/sites/fitness/archive/2012/06/01/long-cardio-workout-dangers.aspx // So a better thing to do would be to remain healthy.
I want to cum inside apple horse
Follow your dreams
I want to cum inside Glim Glam
You simply must mlp-rape your pillow at some point in time. It's fun. Do it, do it now.
>>30826635
Try saying that in fucking english next time.
>>30826635
>>30826635
>tfw have to mlp-clean my pillow first because it's all crusty
I heard some douchebags made the most out of their weekend by spamming threads with their pitiless arguments. Is it over?
They are still around, pretending not to be retarded
>>30826634
>tee hee i am totally not one of them checking to see if u guise r talking about me lol
>>30826634
Well that depends. Are you a hasdrone or a faustbro?
What if season 10 was starting, you are sitting there, having finished watching that first episode, and it suddenly dawned on you that you just can't do this anymore, whether it's because the show has gone downhill or stale or you just got bored or you realized you were just filling an emotional gap inside yourself this whole time, how would you feel knowing you wasted 10 years of your life on a franchise and you got nothing out of it?
>>30826373
What are you even trying to achieve OP?
>>30826373
This is a legit fear I have: One day I will realize I should have just kept going on with my other hobbies, and all this time wasted on MLP I could have involved myself in my other interests, most of which I have loved my whole life versus this show which I only have been watching the last 6 years
Money, success, fame, Glimmer!
>>30826347
no correlation.
>>30826876
Is there a correlation between annoyed mares and GJ Calle?
Gas all Glimmerfags.
Has Spike had any development?
>>30826316
You make this thread all the time. For the last time, yes.
>>30826322
When?
>>30826316
hes made things develop in my pants
When someone says, "Anything after Season 1 is bad", what they're really saying is, "Character development is bad".
>>30826242
No, what they're really saying is that they hate the people working on the show.
"Character development" is a meme that writers use as an excuse when they can't keep a character behave consistently.
>I don't know what to do with a character
>I don't know how what should this character do
>I''ll just make him behave differently and call it an "development"
>>30826242
Shitty character development is bad.
North Korea vs Equestria.
Who would win?
>>30826140
They would have a truce specifically just to rape you and your mother.
>>30826140
reminder to filter stock filenames like 'full', 'medium', 'large', and 'maxresdefault'.
it'll cut down on seeing "I just got out of school, guys!" threads greatly.
>>30826152
Jokes on you, I had a three-way orgy with your mother and your gf- if you had one, faggot.
DO IT
>>30826124
That's not how it works here, mods only show up to delete porn and enforce the mandatory '70 poochienigger threads on the catalog' rule.
Jim?
Jim is retweeting drama to stay relevant- again.
>>30826139
>F*** OFF
that's a big insult
>>30826139
>someone says something
>jim shares it
>wow jim stop starting drama
could you possibly ride his dick any harder? in fact, let me go make something for you.
touch it
>>30826075
Look you fucking rainbow warrior faggot, the board already has 2 gay soc threads, pick one and stay in it
>>>/homo horse/
>>>/mlpg/
>>30826091
>he doesn't want Shiny to violate his mouth with his thick horsie tongue
I'm reaching out and fondling the screen, but nothing ain't happening. Penn lied to me.
You know I keep coming back here out of boredom, but I am doing so less and less. I like the show and watch all the new episodes and everyone I speak to on any other website or platform likes most of them too.
I'm beginning to suspect that there are no actual fans of the show left on this board and that its just a bunch of trolls trying to get a rise out of a group of people that have long since departed.
Any way, fuck you retards I'm going to do something else now.
>>30825941
Be the change you want to see, Anon.
>>30825941
>read my blog and upboat thnkx xoxoxo
that's you, crybaby ass nigger bitch.
>>30825941
I can see why you feel that way, considering how the vocal minority of /mlp/ always comment on the current state of the show. I suspect it to be mostly shitposting, but not entirely. I can understand the reason you'd want to leave, and will support your decision.
How do you think Equestria views polyamorous relationships? Persoanlly I think it's a normal thing in a world driven by intense friendship.
>>30825925
I like these 3 in the picture a lot. I didn't like the idea of poly relationships at all until I considered these three. It's cute and it gets rid of annoying love triangle drama.
>>30825925
I have to agree. Equestria seems much more of an accepting culture. Also, it seems that religion in Equestria isn't as much of a driving force as it is in reality. This means that morals aren't what laws are based around. I theorize that the harshness of a penalty depends on the offenders emotional state in comparison to the offense.
Similar to how we judge the harshness of a penalty based around their emotional state, but much more lenient. Due to the fact that Polygamy is in of itself not harmful, it is unlikely that it is disallowed.
herds are canon, so....
You and Raven bend down and start kissing Ayaka's body. Raven quickly goes for her tits and starts sucking them.
While she does this you grab one of Ayaka's hooves and bring it to your erect dick. Her eyes widen slightly as she gently feels the length.
"I need it!" Ayaka exclaims; squirming and trying to get up, only to be stopped by the two mares who hold her down.
What do you do?
>>30825791
I have a better idea first Ayaka.
You lay down and I lick you out and Raven and Pequeña can lay beside me and each get a hoof
>>30825791
You are my guest. Just relax and let us service you. Prod her entrance to test if she is wet enough.