What are some ideal jobs for /mlp/ ?
>>29260040
Furry porn artist.
>>29260040
Nothing related to horses.
>>29260040
horse whisperer
Which female ponies/EQGirls would you most like to be dommed by? My list of the best doms:
1. Limestone
2. The Dazzlings (solo or as a group)
3. Starlight Glimmer, pre-reformation
4. Trixie
5. Celestia
>>29259895
Good list, but Sunset should be on there somewhere.
I wouldn't mind being tied to the headboard by a girl and being used but petplay is a bit much for my taste.
I'm not a fan of the femdom where the girl makes you wear a chastity device and insults you or makes you wear panties but I wouldn't mind having her bind me and use me for her pleasure
>>29259955
Sunset would probably be 6th on my list.
I chose the picture because I thought it represented femdom well, I'm personally not really into petplay either. I'd love to be tied up and used by these mares/women, or facesat, complete with some nice berating commentary.
>>29260013
I wouldn't want any berating commentary but I'd love to be tied down and used for her pleasure as her boy toy. I wouldn't do any pet play, forced femdom or chastity shit.
>"gyehehe, stahp it Applejack, that tickles!"
remember when you were dumb
you worshipped barney like a chud
die, barneyfag
HIS NAME IS LEE GOLDSON
LOOK IT UP ON ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IT'S REAL
These three are in Gitmo now, right?
>>29259584
One million years detention!
>>29259584
Probably singing for money, oh wait, they can't even do that. And they don't attend schools. Sluts then.
If the Main 7 haven't been grabbed by any shady government agencies yet, it's unlikely that the Dazzlings were. They're likely just living in exile now as regular teenagers.
Do you know what Humans were like? I heard they were pretty great, but also were pretty mean at times. I wish I could have met one, their world, art and intelligence were amazing!
>>29259467
There was a human called "Hitler" according to the databanks he "did nothing wrong".
>>29259467
They spent more time being mean to each other than creating good things.
>>29259498
Yeah, fucking Jews...
Just watched this episode. That seems a LITTLE extreme to teach a lesson. Like Rainbow's prank was harmless, theirs was near traumatizing.
>>29259086
IS HASBRO ILLUMINATI.
No, but Jews use it as a sense of sexualising children with degenerate subcultures.
>>29259086
But this was the only way RD would learn.
>>29259086
How does replacing a sewing machine with a cake count as a bad prank anyway?
Post your favorite poni art here.
Nice thread you got here OP.
>>29259014
Do you still like her?
>>29258802
Meh, she's my second favourite pone.
>>29258802
Despite the new writers' efforts to make her unlikeable, I still love her.
>>29258802
>Still
>Implying I'll ever stop
This is Applejack. Say something nice about her!
>>29258715
I really really like her.
I really like her.... Mane?
>>29258715
She has a cute sis.
>people think the movie will do well
>when it doesn't have the best pone in it
>>29258681
It will be made for the target audience and will suck just because of that.
>>29258681
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Why doesn't Luna get a role!?
Any objections?
>>29258613
I would have chosen a soccer mom van for Fluttershy.
>>29258613
>twilight isnt a smart car
so i had a dream last week
I was cuddling with twilight in bed
nothing sexual just cute cuddling
she was so soft
it was also a very vivid dream so i thought to my self
"is this all real" i knew this wasnt but i kept telling me it was real because it was too good to go away.
i woke up the next morning, i was confused twilight wasnt beside me
i realised it was a dream after all
i've been feeling like shit ever since
help me /mlp/
pic related but replace it with purple pone
Nice blog faggot
Hahahahaha kys.
''Blow you up faster'' if you catch my drift
You're really grasping at straws there mate.
>>29258569
I don't get it.
>>29258569
I want to blow her up.
What are your thoughts on the oncoming "Them's Fightin' Herds"?
I didn't know this was still happening. I thought they gave up years ago.
>>29258539
the fuck is this
>>29258539
Looks pretty cancer.
Am i the only one who finds it's weird she hangs out with teens,Isn't she a bit too old for that?I mean,the way she acts,her looks and her voice suggest she is 40-45 y/o.And mane 6 are around 18-24 y/o!!
>>29258359
Her voice is no proof of age. We know she is almost the same age as Sunburst and he seems quite young.
>>29258369
>>he seems quite young.
>beard
>glasses
>>29258455
>Glasses
What did he mean by this?