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You struggle back up to your feet.
It seems like that only your wing was injured.
From your judgement it might be broken.
Nothing a overcharged health potion won’t fix.
You take a big jugg from it, to which your wing starts to creak and straighten itself.

Time to head back to your friends, but not without giving the thing a buck.
It staggers a little, but not long till it swings again.
This time however you are ready and dodge the crystal hoof.
“Hey, your emperor is gone, you are free to life your own life, just leave the city.”
>?:”HeResY dETectEd. EMpErOR iS EterNAl. pREpARe tO bE PuNisHed.”
“Well that does not sound so good.”
You fly back towards the center of the empire and quickly catch up with your friends.

“So how did they stopped the last thing?”
>Tour leader:”The prince used his tactical knowledge, coordinated the troops of the empire, and used his magic to blast it to pieces. He truly won the heart of the ponies that day.”
“Blasting them to pieces with magic? Mh, maybe I could slow it down somehow. Lanika, do you have the earth dagger with you?”
>Lanika:”Yes, I have it. Here take it.”
She gives you the dagger.

With your new weapon you head back to the creature.
You use the magic of the dagger by ramming it into the ground.
The creature’s legs sink deep into the earth, it’s movement halted.

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>>28972719
With the thing as your captive you can talk to it a little easier.
“Hey golem, if it’s heresy that the emperor’s gone, how can there be no sign of any of his work?”
You resist to urge to tip your hat.
>?:”EMperOr'S GLorY is AlL aRouND uS, CitiZEN.”
“Uh, okay. So, why are you heading into the kingdom?”
>?:”ReCEiVe neW OrdERs FrOm thE EMpErOR.”
“Can you sense others of your kind?”
>?:”NeGAtiVE, I’M uNaBLE tO dO THat.”

For a moment you consider destroying it yourself, but it might be best to reinform the guards.
You lift off and catch back with your friends.
It’s close enough to the empire so you decide to just hang out with them.
>Sachiko:”Did everyone went all right?”
“Yeah, I stalled it. We should however inform the guard.”
>Tour leader:”Don’t worry, as soon we are back at the center, I will head out and take care of it.”
The wagon stops at the center of the empire.
“So since we mist a part of the tour, is there some way to get a discount?”
>Tour leader:”Well, if you want a discount, you should ask at our office, they do that kind of stuff.”

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>>28972732
“Where exactly is your office?”
>Tour leader:”You must have asked for the tour there. Otherwise you wouldn’t have been on the list.”
“Oh right, that place.”

You doubt to get any money back, but maybe they’ll let you do another one to see the rest of it.
That can wait, for now you want to sell some things.
There was a pawn shop at the shopping row, that is probably the best place to start.

You head back to your wagon and gather some things in a shopping back you still have laying around.
On the way to the pawn shop you throw away some useless and poisoned stuff.
First the rock you took from the castle of the two sisters, while it might make a nice reminder, at it’s core it’s still just a rock.
Secondly the poisoned mushroom, you hope no dumpster divers eats that.
Thirdly the vial of poisoned blood, You spill it into the dumpster and wash it out with some clear water.

At the pawn show you put your items to offer.
The figurine.
>?:”Wow, I know where that is from. Not to judge you, but wow, that’s kinda sick. I’ll give you 13 bits.”
The scare shot bullets.
>?:”Mh, ammunition. Usually I buy those at stacks, but those aren’t normal bullets. I’ll give you a bit per bullet. So that would be 10 for all of them.”
The spray paint.
>?:”No, No. What am I supposed to do with half empty cans of paint that you spray on things. Wait these are edible? That is interesting, we don’T have stuff like this here in the empire. 20 bits per can.”

>?:”So what do you say, deal?”

>Anyone else know this feel?

>>tfw getting less and less interested in the show

sounds like another bandwagoner is about to fuck off

good riddance fag

>>29292832
Been here since Season 2.
You don't have to sound so hurt and betrayed though, anon.

>>29292825
You have two options:
1. Find what kept you here for so long, what really sealed the deal for this pony nonsense, and try to see why it's fading. Once you know why, ask yourself two questions: Did it actually leave? And even if it is still here, is it really worth anything?
or
2. Change, leave all of this obsessiveness behind, or it will just happen again.

>>29292140
She's better than Glimmer.

>>29292140
The writers will probably never ruin her.

>>29292157
The writers will never do anything with her.

>>29289760
Nihilus. not even a starwars fanboy but its pretty cut and dry. Nobody in MLP kills another in a fight or even tries to end a life in general.

While Tirek can absorb magic from alicorns, Nihilus has been documented to have absorbed the Force energy from the entire planet of Katarr. If Tirek were able to absorb Nihilus's force energy, I'm pretty sure Nihilus would just end up eating him from the inside out.

>>29289760
What the fuck were their endgames?
>Suck out the energy from everything, destroying all life
And then what?!

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>>29288708
Sheets.

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>>29288717
http://pastebin.com/6dTx6i08

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>>29288717
http://pastebin.com/p1dtY3qj

>>29288567
I learned long ago not to feel ashamed about things that happen entirely within the space between my ears.

>>29288567
I want to stop fapping completely.

>>29288567
Noooope. Took me forever to actually fap to 'em, though. Now I'm all about the ponuts and mare cum.

>>29285796
FUCK YEAH, THAT JOHN WU CELESTIA GUNBATTLE WAS THE SHIT

>>29285796
So, anybody got a free rip to download yet?
I ain't paying to watch that shit.

>>29285796
>Literally an hour and half long episode with a shit resolution.
Thank god I pirated that shit when the leak happened.

>>29283877
>mane 7

>>29283877
>mane 7

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>>29283877

>mane 7

Pencils' art is so much better, it's staggering.

>starlight standing on her hind legs, swinging her "fists"

In all fairness, right one probably took two to three times as long to get done which if there's deadlines to worry about is a big issue over a whole issue.
That said, it's also better in literally every single way; sense of perspective, of movement, depth, expressions, even the slight slant in the panels makes it more interesting to look at.

>>29283554
What? He saw it?

>>29281514
>you will never wake up with her cat farting on your face

>>29281514
why live?

>>29281514
She ugly

1&2: "Past Sins"

Twilight adopts a little filly named Nyx, who is perfect at everything and also an alicorn. Out of character drama ensues

3: "Lyra and Bon Bon's Big Adventure!"

Lyra and Bon Bon are lesbians who live together in Ponyville. Lyra wants to walk just like a human! Hilarious!

4: "Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie Make Out for 22 Minutes"

After being taught the joys of lesbianity in the previous episode, Dash and Pinkie go at it in the middle of church.

5: "Fall Out, Equestria!"

Twilight joins the army. A typical army command is "Fall out!" See what we did there?

6: "Rarity is a Pedophile Now."

We at Hasbro are determined to pander to EVERY part of the fandom. Don't miss the graphic Sweetie Belle rape scene/musical number.

7: "The Littlest Pony Shop!"

Special Littlest Pet Shop crossover! When the pet shop pets meet the ponies, everyone is shocked to discover they have the same fucking personalities. Who's responsible for this plague of unoriginality? Who cares! Buy all our playsets and toys!

8: "OC Party!"

Special episode full of nothing but OC's sent in by fans! Black winged alicorns everywhere!

9: "Applejack's Very Own Episode"

JUST KIDDING. Pinkie Pie episode.

>>29281215
>A giant horse penis
>In the void
>Slowly penetrating a horse vagina
>For 22 minutes

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>>29281215
>Waiting for Discord
Fluttershy and Spike are at a picnic waiting for Discord to show up. He never does.

>Aclopalypse now
Twilight and co. trek into the heart of the Everfree Forest in search of the famed Starswirl, of whom many rumors started buzzing about that the legendary wizard has come back.

>Invisible Mane
Applejack's mane for some reason is now invisible to everyone excluding her. Also, she is now invisible to everyone excluding her. It's another Applejack episode.

better porn

>>29276182
Experience.
Splatoon has less than 2 years to it's name, while we have over 6.

>>29276351
>pony porn
>better than Splatoon porn
You're just kidding right Anon?

It will if you don't stop spamming that shit horse

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>>29273623
>glimmer posting

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>>29273629
>>29273636
>>>/trash/

>>29269397
Fucking hell, 3DPD is disgusting

>>29269420

I like to believe she is a pony

>>29269420
>find video with meaning that remind you to your waifu
>preferably no talking
>separate audio from video
>open waifu smut gallery
>press play
>.....???
>UNF

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(LAST POST)

The name of the hospital has been lost to the ages, because ever since the mega-spells hit, it's been called "The Cursed Hospital" (Real Creative) or "Broken Wing Hospital", the second was based on a ghost story that explained that pegasai that went to the hospital wouldn't come back, and if they did, they were either heavily irradiated and or had broken wings or there wings ripped completely off.
The actually history behind it however it is shrouded in history and those that go there never come back, even scarier is the myth that a massive mutant lives somewhere beneath it in a collapsed mine, only accessible through the hospital's basement, waiting to get free.
For help however, you should go to the nearby bar, there's usually mercs for hire, including the one that saved your life, although, he showed more interest in you than just a potential target and or bounty.

Should you leave and get your items? Or do something else?

>>29268621
wow another fallout equestria cyoa. how original

>>29268630
If this quest is being posted in multiple places, which place gets priority for inputs?