When is this going to happen in-show?
>>29288281
Starlight will be the only one to become an alicorn. And that's in season 7.
>>29288281
Season 32.
>>29288281
oh... now Flurry Heart makes sense.
One to be the heavy hand, one to be the smooth talker.
Would ponies find the real human body attractive?
>>29287844
>Going to Equestria
>Planning on staying a human
lol no humans are disgusting
>>29287844
Real horses will have sex with humans, I don't see why sapient ponies/horses wouldn't.
>>29287844
>post that pic with your question
>lots of greens about ponies proud of their chest tuff
I think ponies will like humans
Besides Twilight got the hots for Flash
The portal to Equestria exists but to unlock the doorway you have to stick your dick balls deep into a yellowjacket hive until orgasm (or 100 stings, whichever comes first). Will you make it to Equestria?
Booty
>>29287843
Assuming that it will end before I die of poison, I am on board. 100 stings aren't as bad as you think they are. You will probably stop feeling much after a few stings. Their needles aren't all that big anyways.
Considering that some experienced unicorn can fix my no-no again once I am done, it's a pretty good deal.
>>29287843
No single man has stood more than 15 stings at once.
>your waifus face when you tell her you're going to put it in her butt
Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, do it
(PLEASE FUCKING IDIOTS DON'T LET DIE THE THREAD)
Pastes:
Erf (The closest that any Anon has come to be like a mini-Discord): http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
Elo (PhD Anon/The smugest prince that has ever lived): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon/Linguini Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic
Laskvurel (George/AnonFilly/Come Back to Us Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel
Bunny (AnonFilly & Drawfag/Shits Rabbit Pellets Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood
Ben Dover (Actual Dad Discord): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover
CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh
Wando (Mexican Anon/Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
Zenco (Newfag/ArgAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1
Gumball (Homeless Actor-Singer Anon/Try-Hard Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption
speed weed (Beach Bum Anon) : http://pastebin.com/a364aFHZ
Previous dead: >>29275869
I'm not angry, just dissapointedFuck that paid online service that Nintendo wants to implement
I am excited for the new Mario Odyssey tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih323XXu_3w
Aww come on guys, stop being so lame and post!
Zecora thread
I don't have any saved, but zecora is a pretty nice hor- zebra.
>>29286913
Hey ponyfuckers. I haven't watched mlp since season 5 and I don't think I even finished that. Is this sinking ship worth getting back onto? Also is Coco Pommel still relevant?
>>29286813
Coco replaced Rarity on the mane cast. Rarity's working at the Manhatten Boutique now.
Would you believe me if I said we get this thread 2 to 3 times a day and have for the past 5+ months?
The norm is for Anons to yell at the OP to just watch the show and not spoonfeed.
>>29286813
So, is this book really canon? Were they just teenagers while their counterparts are 1000 years old mysterious alicorns?
>>29286720
Yes
No
Maybe
Don't know
Faggot
Potato
>>29286720
Yes
>>29286720
Holy fucking shit I wanna pound teenage Celestia and I never realised that until now.
Everypony else in the room can see it, everypony else but you...
Rainbow you light up my world like nopony else
The way you soar through the air gets me overwhelmed
But when your hoof hits the ground it aint hard to tell you don't know...oh oh
You don't know you're beautiful
If only you saw what I could see, every saturday when I'm watching MLP
You came into my life and taught me loyalty
But you don't know...oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful
Know oh oh, that's what makes you beautiful
>>29286162
>"FAGGOT"
>>29286162
She's perfect
>>29286162
If only she wasn't fucking Edgy.
Then she would of been my Waifu.
Why is Mane-iac so neglected by the rule 34 community?
>>29286149
because you're dad didn't pull out fast enough
>>29286149
Shit-tier waifu from terrible episode. OC quality.
>>29286180
>everything I don't like is an OC
Perhaps I should post some Nyx to cheer you up.
You just got home and find this, what do?
>>29285882
>rape
>>29285899
You can't rape the willing silly Anon.
>>29285882
Why is it always Twilight?
Are you a kid?are you a squid?
https://twitter.com/DiscFamilyDay/status/821393961642291204
We're totally not going to rig the shit out of this, right guys? C'mon now guys, that wouldn't be nice.
>>29285860
Done, son
Voted
>>29285860
Voted
All done!
Strawberry is the shit!
Serious question: why do the majority of you have against starlight glimmer? Did you know she surpasses shimmer in the fact that she has more character and is still developing as a sociopath. Also, she could make a good punching bag.
>>29285657
because shes posted everywhere and the faggots who love her have all left their original waifus for her, nothing is worse than someone who changes waifus.
>>29285657
>image
nice spam, 'lad'.
fucking faggot.
You're just trying to get the Glimmer and Shimmerfags to fight, arent you?
This is bait, if you didn't know.
>Anon I got you a present
>>29285485
What the hell happened to your eyes?
>>29285501
She's a real filly now.
>>29285485
I can't get over how actually cancerous Nyx posters are. Usually when people complain about some waifufriends being annoying, they're exaggerating.
On one hand, the fact that you fucking monsters have turned that years old meme into a reality is absolutely hilarious.
On the other, you're all the closest thing to AIDS this board has ever conceived.
Fuck you.
Are we just going to overlook the train of thought that led her to open a fashion shop in nudist colony?
>>29285161
she wanted to be a part of Canterlot elite and she made it.
>>29285161
Humans wear clothes too even if they don't really need to, we do that to protect ourselves from the cold and because it looks nice, can't see why ponies couldn't do the same
>>29285205
Thy do but they wear them in very rare occasions. That means her work is similar to for example, selling albums and stamps for collections. Nobody needs it.
In our society you get dumped in jail for being naked.