This is what happens when you leave poners unchecked
>>29317831
its a shame when things go unchecked
>>29317831
You're dead to me.
What are the requirements for becoming horse famous?
>>29317485
You have to be an anal-cyst or something like that
>>29317485
Make clop
>>29317485
Judging from those horses, you make a shitty oc.
Cry like a My Little Pony fan on prom night.
>>29317003
>having prom
Haha fucking Amerifats and their shitty PG dances.
>>29317055
>prom
I always thought it was short for promenade, as in a paved walkway next to the sea.
americansdothesilliesthings.mp4
>>29317003
SIX MILLION DOLLARYDOOS
I'm curious /mlp/
>what happened to the other Alicorns?
>inb4 "Celestia and Luna were the first"
Where they born Alicorns as a genetic defect, then? Did they transcend into Alicornhood by some magical means, and how exactly would they know what an Alicorn IS in the first place if no others existed? I don't see the logic behind just Celestia and Luna being the only original Alicorns, especially because they're princesses. In a kingdom, the princess is defined as the 'daughter of the monarch', meaning NOT a monarch themselves, so if Celestia and Luna weren't the original Monarchy, who exactly was? They couldn't form Equestria and give themselves title of 'princess', meaning it HAD to be their parents, so where exactly did their parents go and WHAT species were they? Alicorns? Pegasi? Unicorns? It just doesn't add up as to why they're the only two alicorns in existance before Cadence, it doesn't add up that they just appeared out of nowhere as a genetic defect when they could've just as easily been insanely powerful wizards like Starswirl.
>>29316658
The baby alicorn is pure. She will be the one to reign in a new change in the world. Celestia and Luna mearly played god to ease pony kind. SHE IS GOD.
Read the Journal. Celestia and Luna are the last of their original kind, presumably.
>>29316672
A qt goddess
How soft is pony butt?
It will take hours to remove those hands.
>>29316598
Like, really soft.
>tfw all the plot I was posting got deleted with the thread
Ripip ;_;7
I see a lot of comments on Derpibooru and on this board, that shun the shit out of pubic hair like it's evil. Are bronies really that into prepubescent girls? I mean, real life ponies are covered in hair/fur, wtf?
Pubic hair is gross, and I'm not into prepubescent girls whatsoever. I just want my ponies smooth and silky, not gross and coarse.
>>29316050
There's nothing wrong with the greasy pungent smell of lady bush.
>>29316065
There is everything wrong with it.
Why are pubicfags also eqgfags?
The opening of EQG 1 is the exact same as Spyro Year of the Dragon just sayin
>Spyro
Now there's some finely aged memories.
>>29316005
Huh... Never noticed that.
Though now I have the urge to play this game again.
>Spyro YotD begins with Sunset Shimmer stealing the Element of Magic from Twilight
whoa
/mlv/ thread
>>29315663
>when you go on /v/
>>29315663
>derpy sully
>aj demo
>flutter sniper
>PINKIE FUCKING ENGIE
>Twily medic
WRONG WRONG WRONG. It's all WRONG.
>>29315683
post a better set-up then, fag.
You will probably never meet a playful qt who shares your interests.
But if you do you will fuck it up.
>tfw autistic schizophrenic pedophile
>tfw have dated several qt3.14s who share my interests
>tfw you fuck every single relationship up somehow
>tfw your friends are all married and happy, and you're a sad single fuckass
Just... fuck, man.
>>29315576
Damn, she got really close to him.
There had to be more than just plutonic feelings towards each other. People who are just friends don't get that close in a ball pit. She was probably jumping on his dick.
Why is it that whenever I type in "Bronies are" then a single letter on google it's majority negative suggestions?
Bronies often carry themselves to be the worst a fandom can be.
They're disliked as a whole for a well deserved reason.
>>29315540
>bronies
>>29315540
The stupidest group speaks the loudest.
Sunset Shimmer is using your shower because the YMCA is already closed at this hour and her friends all have the flu. You're boiling up some eggs for her snack when you hear a soft noise coming from the bathroom. Sunset is making moaning horse noises, she must really enjoy your high-pressure shower head. What would you do next?
>>29315274
Whip out my dick and start masturbating to her moans. When I'm done, I'll start making my own loud horse noises back at her so she knows I can hear her.
>>29315274
Forget the eggs.
She's in heat and needs to be fucked
>>29315384
Are you man enough to try and break a mare like her?
Sunset in heat would be one wild ride.
Say all of pony related pony media (episodes, the movies, comics, interviews with staff, fanworks, /mlp/ posts, etc) was to be completely erased from existence and you could save one piece, what would it be and why?
The storyboards for the first episode.
I'll sell them to Hasbro as a shared property with supervisory and executive production position and make bank, then come to 4chan and shill it sneakilly on /co/ saying how wrong it is to make cartoon animals so attractive and other shit.
Fuck learning from history, I just wanna see the internet burn again.
The portal to Equestria around three hundred miles south of Ascension Island
My rainbow dash flesh light
Notice a pony missing from the McDonald's lineup?
>mane seven my ass
>>29315217
Applejack did nothing wrong.
>>29315217
>still no Applejack
pottery
>>29315217
>>29315247
>>29315250
Seriously, what does McDonald's have against apple horse?
I wanna do a showcase of Rarity's dresses so that we can rate them.
Would be neat
Also reminder that the reign in stain is fucking shit.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>29314978
I get first dibs
You nerds can have my sloppy seconds
I want fluttershy to blow wet fart bubbles in my face
I want rainbow dash inside cum