Bat fillies will never cuddle you to death edition
Previous bat filly swarm: >>29147176
>Bat Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatStoryArchives
http://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (nsfw)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee
>>29227388
I'd drink that tea
>>29227388
She will have badly burned skin and no fur anymore.
>>29227460
The tea is just warm, so don't worry.
>The real Power Ponies edition
Last thread
>>29156343
Excelsior true believers! Welcome to the Superhero thread, formerly Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends. All mlp/superhero green, art, and discussions are welcome.
Story list:
untitled 7 (Hydra agent?)- http://pastebin.com/P4Mawhsw & http://pastebin.com/pGJV6pUZ (story too big, split up)
treppahcs (has not seen Guardians of the Galaxy) - http://pastebin.com/xShn5AbX
superkeaton (under surveillance) - http://pastebin.com/u/superkeaton (all clearly organized in his Pastebin)
Spider-bloke 2099 (not really from the future) - http://pastebin.com/zANAAGcy
Defiant - http://pastebin.com/3Myw3t0h (Hearths Warming green http://pastebin.com/caHJZndf)
Beans (Still doing the rewrite) - http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
3suns (has not posted in a while) - http://pastebin.com/u/3Suns
Red (now in Gotham)
The Captain - (still need a Pastebin.)
all Superhero Stories:
http://pastebin.com/AiBP87Si
drawfriends:
mamorukusanagi - http://mamorukusanagi.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art
>>29223575
>"Thanks for helping me getting that sweaty suit off babe. Feels so good."
>>29223575
>Hydra agent?)
Why is there a questionmark?
>>29223659
The jury's still out on that one.
Is Diamond Tiara truly reformed? Or is she up to her old tricks? Is this image from before she had a change of heart? What did she do to make her mom so angry?
Featured Story: Twiley and the Ultimate Horn Job by DCFTEF
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28999224/#29000592
DC spins a kekworthy tale about awkward Twilight and some extracurricular activities.
> It was mostly older students who went up there to fool around...and even they got in big trouble if they got busted on 'Lover's Lane'.
>It was no secret; at Princess Celestia's School 'big trouble' meant you were sent to the disciplinary office to get your rump busted with a wooden paddle. Nopony wanted that!"
Forum (newer stories, pics, discussion):
http://mlpgeneral.com/spanking/index.php
Master archive (pics, stories, Imgur links):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ce_DlEwnDcpjqTKRRxvsL4SCjka9H4cYq5lTfku8Tiw/edit?pli=1
Group Pastebin (140+ stories):
http://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHigh
Our trusty archivist, Skyehigh, hasn't updated the Pastebin or master archive yet, but there are some new stories in the forum (thanks to Woox posting them) or in the old thread links.
Be advised: this is a thread about cartoon horses. Nobody here cares about real life disciplinary methods.
Old thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28999224/
Idea: Vapor Trail faces official Wonderbolt discipline for cheating.
>>29217277
I feel like I haven't seen one of these threads in a long time.
>>29217392
It's been a while.
Previous Thread:
>>29135590
Anonpone Archive:
https://www.anonpone.com/warrant/
>Puffing up once more, you ensure that no hint of weakness or unsureness is shown in front of the bat
“Velvet, please. I will be fine”
>She scoffs, rolling her eyes
>”Alright. If you catch him, make sure to get a good hit in for me!”
“Not a problem. You just make sure you have a good time”
>”Oh trust me, I will~”
>Umbra yelps in surprise as she wraps and arm around him, quickly pulling him to the door
>Not even bothering to shut it he’s pulled into the hallway, giving you a nervous grin before she disappears with him, hooves clipping down the hallway before going silent
>Hopping off the couch as you smirk, you can only imagine the crazy adventures that bat’s going to be drug into
>You’re a large ball of talons and claws, you can handle them
>But he’s… well, a nerd
>Hopefully he’ll put those brains to use and make it out intact
>Gathering up your shotgun and a box of shells, your bags are thrown over your side, the room locked as you exit
>Heading outside the sun is beginning to wane, sky getting darker as ponies begin to start the night life
>Taking off, your journey in the sky is a short one, as by now you’ve memorized the route to Garnets
>Landing, you readjust your bags as you knock on the door, still fumbling with the straps as it opens up
>Garnet gives you a hello, tucking her derringer against her side as you respond
“Ready to set out?”
>”Yeah, I’m not so sore anymore, put a hot water bottle between my legs”
>You can’t help but snicker, trying to contain yourself
>In hindsight, it makes for a pretty good story
>”So, here’s what I think we should do. Me, being the manager that I am, will walk into the warehouse with you and ask to speak with the owner, or whoever’s in charge. I think it’s be more productive to sit down and talk with them then stalk the shadows hunting for our firebug”
>>29195789
True enough, as long as they're not working together somehow. Pays to be cautious. If we're doing this, keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious while we're inside.
>>29195891
The warehouses were all owned by the same guy. I think all of this is an insurance fraud. I think we should wait outside for him since the owner might tip off the arsonist since we're snooping.
>So you're an Anon from the real world, and upon entering Equestria you've become a cute female dragon.
Last Thread: >>29032498
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29032498/
Stories:
Emerald http://pastebin.com/sMzKpmz7
Sir Booplesnoot Von Fluffytufts II >>29173529
DragonAnon >>29040238
New writerfags and drawfags are always welcome!
>>29174647
Now with 99% more bumps and 0% porn
What is it with this board and turning into a girl?
>>29174665
Do you know where you are?
Old thread: >>28915649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJvZtAbeIGg [Open]
Have you ever wanted a Stand? Here's your chance to do it vicariously through characters that totally aren't self-inserts! Couldn't find a fitting thread image edition. Also, incomplete greentext listing edition.
>non-green content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZVHCJe5oDA&list=PLR3JpmG2zJhcU4UtpAqS6H6YxCD5QwtCR [Open] [Open]
>Pastebins (now alphabetized):
Ace_Sorou: all chapters- http://pastebin.com/u/Ace_Sorou
AusAnon: http://pastebin.com/j3tK0khk (embed)
Cameo: all chapters- http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy
Ditherer: http://pastebin.com/uZiLTb2j (embed)
FrenchAnon: http://pastebin.com/Bun2pUFy (embed)
FriskyBits: http://pastebin.com/QivjKsiH (embed)
FuckFaceMcGee: http://pastebin.com/515d4KLQ (embed)
FuckFace's new oneshot: http://pastebin.com/6xeDUhWN (embed)
Omnee: http://pastebin.com/aiHBKpuF (embed)
StarAnon: http://pastebin.com/9fSMNBDh (embed)
StarAnon (second story): http://pastebin.com/dqnGFj3m (embed)
Superkeaton: http://pastebin.com/jLVdFdQV (embed)
Writroplex (JoeJoe): http://pastebin.com/Tz6dVnwJ (embed)
Shorts: http://pastebin.com/E7N7QtRH (embed)
>>29172589
[literally me]
Ditherer here, kicking off 2017 with your threadly dose of the「STAND」 Generator.
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Follow the instructions, post your results!
As ordered by our fellow Sonic Youth, replace the ability you get in "Description" and write your own description of how your Stand looks and works!
Put a link with the song or album you are referencing, that's what cool guys do.
You can also use this link to make a graph about your stand stats!
http://www.onlinecharttool.com/
Have fun, and Stand Proud!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, we all are in agreement that Sugarcoat was the cutest of the Crystal Prep students, right?
>>29170244
>no hooves
Nah
>>29170294
That doesn't even apply to what I said you retarded dunce fuck off with your ancient may mays
>>29170244
I'm so glad that you have great taste OP.
A new year is about to begin and it's time to look at the future. What do you think 2017 will bring for Rainbow Dash? What would her New Year's resolutions be? How would you help her accomplish them?
Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions
Previous thread: >>29047999
Current Writefags:
Church !!YbKx3Eb79HH
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin
Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0n
http://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutz
mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
http://pastebin.com/u/mobius_
RiggyRag !wql9fEjKic
http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
Past writefags: http://pastebin.com/usz0kvna
I love her gala dress.
>>29164444
>4444
Best pony confirmed.
The name says it all, anything from platonic to lewd is welcome
>Pastebin List
http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
>>29132246
>incest fags
>>29132246
P-pie sisters not kill?
>>29132246
Oh boy, yet another fetish general. Quality board you guys got here!
>mfw my waifu is a more productive member of society than I am
>>29324651
Your waifu is shit and you should feel bad.
>>29324651
>>29324651
do it for her
I urgently need a shitpile of pictures of Celestia, help me, sugarcubes
For what purpose?
What do you want to see in future episodes of the show?
No meta stuff like "An episode written by X" or "An episode not done by Jim".
>>29323771
Celestia slice of life episode to see what kind of shit goes on in canterlot on a daily basis.
More lore. There is so much to reveal.
Celestia and Luna origins could be a start.
>>29323771
There have been 2 episodes with the exact same trope, Rainbow does something that her friends don't like, and they plot a revenge against her. I'd love an episode subverting that idea.
Not an episode where Rainbow is the one plotting the revenge, but an episode where the revenge backfires and the moral is "talk to your friends instead of planning revenges behind their back". Before 28PL aired some anons thought that, judging by the summary, maybe that episode would play with this idea. It didn't, it was literally MMDW2, and that's why I'd fucking love an episode doing this shit right for once, to make it for those two absolutely stupid episodes.
Last week of January, think we're getting a S7 premiere teaser this week?
>>29323212
>He still thinks we're getting a season 7
Hopefully. German Toy Fair is next week, then Hasbro 2016 sales results and then probably toy announcements before NY Toy Fair.
>>29323220
S7 was confirmed before S6 ended and reconfirmed every week since then, stop this dank meme.
>You will never take advantage of a sweaty and disheveled Rarity
>>29322916
You're right, because she's not a pony, she's a hideous excuse of a monster high doll
>>29322924
>hooves
>>29322916
damn, she is sexy even in this condition.
>You'll never get raped by a wonderbolt
>be about to go to bed becuase wageslaving tomorrow
>see this thread
>I didn't need that feel tonight.jpg
>>29322787
>unicorn captain of the royal guard
>getting dropped on and raped by a magicless mare
Celestia's namby-pamby kumbaya society is raising a bunch of bit sucking, pussy whipped colts.
>>29322787
>dm28