>reading a greentext about anon talking to ponies
>he's not being a pathetic bumbling autist
>suspension of disbelief is gone and can't continue reading
Anyone else so beta they can't even talk to their waifu in their own imagination?
>>29355023
It always bugs me that so often anon is just oblivious as to what ponies are or who they are,(Applies to eqg green as well) how can I properly self insert into random nobody who has no idea what's going on?
Also anon rarely behaves like anons would, which is another problem, it's especially bad when Anon isn't even a massive pervert.
>>29355067
Makes you wonder if they're not actually from /mlp/ but came anywhere to practice writing
>>29355023
>tfw she wouldn't love you even in your own fatasy
Lets watch some pony /mlp/.
Bonus points for saying how you liked what you watched since I'm sure you haven't rewatched some of these in a while, or maybe even seen them before.
>>29354828
Also, rolling.
And if anyone wants it then here's the full size image and psd file along with the image:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/734gn87i9c1sjbl/Season+Roll.rar
>>29354828
What am I watching? 56?
aw shit here we go
Reminder that many stallions have been inside her
>>29354826
>t. Rarishitter
>>29354829
Most of the mane cast has slept with every guy in town. Except Fluttershy, she's into that inter species stuff with Discord
>>29354826
how many?
Trailer fucking when?
NY Toy Fair.
>>29354688
New animation style?
>>29354688
How does one fuck a trailer?
Think she'll have another growth spurt?
>>29354548
Just how large can she get?
>>29354548
Twilight will lose her wings in Season 7 and die in the movie.
>>29354554
One can dream, I just can't stand Twishit
>"And that's when I accidentally got an abortion!"
Itt: when the date with your pone waifu goes south.
>>29354311
Jesus, Gilda. You stay here every fucking winter?
>>29354311
>"And then I had to give Pinkie a third abortion."
>"This is not why I studied medicine, the embryo's look like blood covered shrimp, it's disgusting."
>"Why did you stop eating?"
>"So, uh, we should probably leave. Like right now. I just clogged the toilet and it overflowed. It's everywhere."
>>29354424
Kek.
So with Discord being able to do literally anything with his magic, couldn't he have snapped his fingers back to Equestria, grab all the Ponies willing to fight and then just lead a full frontal assault on the Changeling Empire?
It doesn't even seem outside the realm of possibility for him, two snaps of his fingers. You can't trust them all, but the sheer number would probably nullify the odd Changelings in there
And if not that, then why not specific Ponies who could have proved useful? There's obviously the issue of trust, but Thorax mentioned Sunburst told him to check on Ponyville, so if no one else surely he was available too? He's a good thinker.
Did you watch the episode? No magic.
>>29354315
Did you? They could use magic just fine in the Changeling Kingdom, it's only when they were closer to the throne it got nullified.
Pic in OP related, they were able to use magic there.
Sunburst needed to stay behind to defend his lands, as did all the other ponies.
You can not ask them to abandon their homes during a foreign assault.
Starlight was fearful of taking charge in the finale, but isn't taking charge exactly what she did here, in Every Little Thing She Does?
No concerns then
>>29354124
It was an act of desperation to please mama Twilight
>>29354132
But even before the spell, wasn't she technically in charge? After that she most certainly was, desperation or not surely?I swear if one of you baneposts me I'll rip you to pieces
>>29354157
I would say she was still nervois in this, and the fact that she dun fucked up made her fear of being in charge greater
What made her sad /mlp/?
>>29354067
/mlp/
>>29354067
>rape
SYLVIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Be Anon, living in Equestria
>You're out of food, and need to get to the store on the other side of town.
>Problem: Every mare in town is in estrus. Not only that, but an evil wizard has developed a female version of Viagra and dropped it into the water supply.
What do?
>>29353996
Drink the water.
>>29353996
Wait till night to go to the store. By then the likelihood of running into someone should be much lower.
Stab any mares i see on the way there, and tell the stallions that if they try anything funny, they're next
>Episode ends with everyone laughing
>>29353880
>watching the show
>>29353886
>being addicted to memes
>>29353896
>being addicted to shit
Gala Dress pony toys. Only 7 years too late for anyone to give a fuck.
>>29353561
So you gonna post more pics or go back to sucking dicks?
>>29353620
>>29353670
I want to kidnap Applejack for the purpose of breeding her.
>>29353280
>EQG
>>29353287
Look at those fucking hips.
LOOK AT THEM
>>29353287
/thread
What does /mlp/ think of the .mov series?
Classic, but too lolrandom for today's meme culture.
>>29353197
>today's meme culture
Kill yourself.
>>29353188
Was pretty funny but got old after awhile. I still go back and watch for a quick laugh every once in awhile.
Uhh guys.
Desuarchive doesn't have any thumbnails for /mlp/ anymore. Or even image data....
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/f
>>29352617
It's also stopped updating. Is this truly the end?
>>29352631
well, there still is yuki.la.
Ok, there's no search function, but you get the point.
>>29352617
don't freak out, op. I guess it's just a bug or... or... maybe they are trying new api's who knows that?