So a pupper is a small dogger and a doggo is a big dogger.
How does this terminology translate to poners?
>>29363140
An anon is a small faggot and OP is a big faggot
>>29363140
a poner = big ol boner
pony = blow me
filly = fill me
Chrysalis lost her entire hive. Who will she fuck to rebuild her army? Will she attempt raids on the new changeling kingdom to rape Thorax?
>>29362925
She'll rape Flash Sentry.
>>29362925
shes like a queen ant in that she has sex once and then reuses that seed forever.
>>29362925
Green where Chrysalis fucks anon to rebuild her kingdom when?
How much math do you think Twilight actually knows?
>>29362772
all of it.
>>29362772
Horses don't have math, ya friccin' moron!
>>29362772
Lots. At least thats whats implied. I think it's in the first Crystal empire episodes where she recites the square root of some fucking number perfectly, with all the decimal places and shit. Idk she could be a poser tho.
""just friends""
>>29362481
DELETE THIS
First the Cuckening came for the Rarifags, and I mocked them pitilessly, for I was not a Rarifag.
Then the Cuckening came for the Twifags, and I mocked them pitilessly, for I was not a Twifags.
Then the Cuckening came for the Flutterfags, and I mocked them pitilessly, for I was not a Flutterfag.
Then the Cuckening came for the Shimmerfags, and I mocked them pitilessly, for I was not a Shimmerfag.
Then the Cuckening came for me... and everyone else was too cucked to stop it.
>>29362481
FUCK YOU
How do your friends feel about pony?Have you showed it to them?
>>29362420
I made sure to show ALL my friends.
>>29362420
They know I watch it and crack jokes about it sometimes but don't care too much. All my friends are either weaboos or koreaboos so they are just as autistic and know it. One of them has seen the first 2 episodes but none watch it or are into the fandom at all.
>>29362420
>2017
>Still hiding your pone
Get out the fucking closest normies. Embrace your faggitry.
How can a man have just ONE waifu when all of the poners are just so cute?
because there's only one perfect fit
>>29362140
Reflect deeply about the pone.
Study the pone.
Define what pone attributes you desire most.
Seek the pone.
>>29362140
I don't, I am a manslut.
Why isn't Clover remembered much as Starswirl? Ponies would literally be extinct if wasn't for her. She's was even the first known user of friendship magic, shouldn't that alone trump most of Starswirl did?
>>29362136
Equestria has internalized maresogyny.
>>29362136
She just used friendship magic, Starswirl invented HUNDREDS of spells.
>>29362136
> Still expecting that the current team would do anything with Faust's era ideas.
Pony Album Covers Thread
>>29361779
cause people taste is changing.
>>29361779
they dont, MLP is doing better than ever and will continue to make money for hasbro
/mlp/ is whats dying.
>>29361779
because they arefaggots
Why is Twilight so popular with foals?
>>29361741
She's the certified first heat reviler of Ponyville. But despite it being a duty, many fillies get too attached after their first time.
>>29361741
She's a filly fiddler.
Fillies love being fiddled.
>>29361741
Because her Twilight time is really good
Would you give her more cookies?You don't want her to get fatter do you?
>>29361509
here glim glam i have something else in mind for you
>>29361509
At least the shitposting has some variety.
However, glim glamglignm doesn't deserve a cookie, and neither do you.
>>29361509
she's shit
Post a single phrase and I'll write a short pony-related story including everything in the thread. No, really, OP isn't gonna be a fag on this one.
>>29361122
Twi asking Rara where did she hid the bodies.
>>29361122
"BUT I POOP FROM THERE!"
"itty bitty, filly. Itty bitty boat!"
"I don't believe it!"
"HABEEB IT!"
"PINKIE HOUSE!"
So I know everyone has their own headcanon and that's fine, but can we at least agree that Neighpoleon was Horsican, not Prench?
>>29360491
Bumping your shit thread out of pity
>>29360527
>Post a worldbuilding prompt
>SHIT THREAD HAHA KYS
And I used to wonder why this fandom i dying
>>29360491
>Twilight constantly corrects her friends on the origins of historical figures
>"And Combaleus wasn't Istallian, he was Ponish!"
I just fapped to someone who isn't my waifu /mlp/. I feel awful, like I cheated on her. What should I do?
>>29360368
Commit suicide
>>29360368
have more than one waifu
>>29360368
As long as you don't fap to EQD and humanized
"I didn't say no - well, I did say no, but I didn't mean no."
Wait, what?
>>29359763
She had said no when Flash asked her to the dance coming up because she knew she was running out of time, but the fact that she said it to him after he asked her instead of clarifying what she meant created a mixed message. Twiggles has a touch of the autism.
>>29359789
I'm just saying if you're a writer and you're making a movie, or a show, or a book, or a goddamn Hallmark greeting card targeted at young girls, one line you should perhaps ~never write under any circumstances~ is "I said no, but I meant yes".
>>29359823
The writer was trying to be clever using word repetition, but you're right, no normal person would clarify themselves that way.