tfw no nyx to /ss/ you
fuck off
>>29404209
that is rude
>>29404204
wait but ss means... wait what... you mean /ll/ you goddamn...
Anyway Nyx's body is still of a little filly, it doesn't matter how old she is if her biology isn't developed.
>"Are you a real Wonderbolt?"
>"Well, uh technically, nah."
>"Have you ever done an awesome trick, like a, like a Sonic Rainboom?"
>"Nah."
>"Have you ever tried a stunt?"
>"Nah, nah."
>"Alright... I can see, that I will have to teach you how to be Wonderbolts!"
-----
(Hey!)
We are number one! (Hey!)
We are number one!
Now, listen closely!
Here's a little lesson in awesomeness
I'll teach you how to be the very best
If you wanna be a Wonderbolt number one
You have to fly faster than you can run
Just follow my moves
And glide around
And soon you'll hit the speed of sound
We are number one! (Hey!)
We are number one!
Ha, ha, ha
Now look froom this cliff
Into the sky
When I say "go,"
Be ready to fly
Go!
I said fly, not fall!
Ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch, and learn, here's the thing
Leap into the air and flap your wings
*gasps* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, we are number one! (Hey!)
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (Wonderbolt number one!!)
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, we are number one!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, we are number one!
We are number one!
We are number one! (Hey, hey!)
>>29404155
>>29404155
NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
>"We are Crusty Cunt"
There sure is a lot of pent up sexual tension between these two huh?
>>29404144
Imagine being there, right behind them.
Face down, ass up.
Such beautiful view.
I can't even.
>>29404144
Nah, I don't see it. All I see is a competitive spirit, same as you'd get between any athletes. Same as you get when RD competes with the bullies in Sonic Rainboom, or when she's pushing her team in Rainbow Falls, or when she's competing in the Wonderbolt Academy drafts.
>>29404144
>I never had a friendly rivalry
So I noticed
So I just rewatched Winter Wrap Up, probably for the first time since I marathoned Season 1 back when I first got on the ride in 2012.
I was immediately filled with this feeling. It kicked into overdrive when the song started, and I mentally tried to pinpoint exactly what it was. I was smiling like an idiot, and I felt pure, swelling joy in my...heart? Chest? Cheeks? I couldn't even really tell, but it's the feeling I had when I first started watching, this kind of primal happiness and excitement that I haven't felt in years. Even now it's hard to describe. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I just felt so fucking happy.inb4 nice blog
>>29403691
>mobilefag
>only watched each episode once
fucking casul
>>29403691
>for the first time since 2012
I am disappoint. But yeah, I know that feel. I barely could enjoy season 6, and rewatching old episodes made me remember why I love this show. Well, not just old episodes, CotLM is the episode I've rewatched the most and I absolutely adore it.
Fun fact for the sake of blogspoting, I'm an ESLfag and Winter Wrap Up was the first song I ever learned in English.
>>29403691
I don't know that feel,but I only watched the show through once in the hopes that it'd have the same uplifting effect on me when I needed it later in life.
Glimglim is wating for you to accept her in your heart? Why do you resist her? She is a good pony!
>>29403617
Who?
>>29403617
>She is a good pony!
That right there. It's just lies upon lies.
>>29403617
But I accepted her
The question isdoes she accept my way of loving?
>Sunset's mini sold out fast
>Almost impossible to find in stores
>Being sold on Amazon for $25+
>Has only had one version whereas each of the mane 6 have multiple versions
What the actual fuck, Hasbro?
I thought you liked money.
>>29403548
they probably didn't expect a significant demand and didn't make too many of her
>>29403548
>He doesn't have a Sunsert.
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!
>>29403548
Owning one of these I can tell you, they do not fucking pose like that.
I have been debating which of these I want to write. Help me decide!
1. A story about Luna's child who was lost shortly after birth. He ends up being the Alicorn of truth, but that presents a problem in Equestria. The truth is often painful.
2. Sweetie Belle ends up in a major accident where she will certainly die from her injuries. To save Sweetie, Twilight transfers Sweetie's consciousness is transferred to a computer. She then begins inventing modern technology, namely, military technology.
3. A group of ponies in a different world create a portal to flee from a powerful enemy. Equestria welcomes them, but they don't fit in well. Their culture is built upon war and fighting. They are peaceful, but remain ready for war at a moment's notice. Not to mention they are all blue Pegasi without cutie marks and strange powers.
4. Before Celestia and Luna, and even before Discord's reign, a war broke out between the Alicorn race and Discord's race. Few survived the war on either sides, and all but Discord, Celestia, and Luna died out. None of them were old enough to remember the war. One Alicorn, however, was present at the final battle. He was the Alicorn of Time, and transported himself and hundreds of his fellow Alicorns to the future: modern day Equestria.
Let me know what you think, and I will take your thoughts into consideration. I don't know where or under what name I will post any of these when I finish one, but it will probably be on Fanfiction.net
>>29403327
Forget everything you just said.
Write something about young hoodlums in the slum of this word.
2, senpai
>>29403327
. . . Of the list, probably #3.
But cut out the "strange powers" part. Or just fucking tell us. There's no need to be mysterious in the pitch.
You know its going to be shown during the super bowl; search your heart, you know it to be true
>>29402404
>half time commercials
>2 minutes for the pony movie
>/sp/ kills itself
a man can dream.
>>29402404
>search your heart, you know it to be true
what are you vegan?
As much as I'd love for it to happen, it's highly unlikely.
I'll be there for the tsunami of tears if it happens, though
After almost 3 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>29402288
Another week, another Eq.I thread.
So what have you Jänkare been up to?
Same old shit on this end of the screen. Been applying for jobs as well.
I'll be going away over the day tomorrow, but i should be back home in time for some more writing. I've got a shit ton to catch up on.
Would probably be a good idea to lock myself in someday and just write. It's about time i start to make some decent progress.
>>29402294
>???: "You would do well to listen to your friend over here"
>She just looks away
>They now see the huge crucifix on the wall, with a certain Anonymous nailed to it.
>The girls are visibly at unease, from the slightly gory depictment.
>TS: "I-i'm sorry, but who is that human? And why is he...like that?"
>???: "Ave Maria, do you really not know?"
>Twilight shakes her head awkwardly.
>???: "Does any of you?"
>Everyone shakes their heads.
>The nun makes the cross movement over her chest.
>???: "Kids these days... We will make sure to change that in a minute. But first, the prayer."
>She leads them up to an altar. She kneels down, and motions for the girls to do the same.
>Rainbow bobs her arm against AJ and puts on a smug grin.
>RD: "Hey, i thought the next time i'd be in the position would be with anon, catch my drift?" she whispers
>AJ blushes a bit and giggles, but tries to keep it in
>???: "What was that over there?!"
>RD: "N-nothing ma'am! Heh.."
>The old nun's getting more and more impatient
>???: "Close your eyes, bow down your heads, and say a silent prayer"
>TS: "I-i'm sorry, but uhh, to whom?"
>The nun looks at Twilight with a slight shock
>PP: "Maybe it's to take away his owies!"
>???: "Lord give me strength..." the nun says under her breath
>???: "Just close your eyes, bow down your heads and be quiet! We'll deal with your lack of faith afterwards."
>They finally do so.
>...
>...
>RD: "We done yet?"
>>29402307
>The nuns soul piercing eyes were enough to even stagger Rainbow.
>She takes the hint, and closes her eyes again.
>...
>...
>???: "You may stand up now"
>TS: "L-listen, i'm sorry if we're difficult, you see, all of this is very new for us.."
>She sighs
>???: "You're at the very least not the worst mannered girls i've had the... pleasure, to deal with"
>RD: "That so?"
>???: "In fact yes, Ms. Dash. Even though you're very close to taking the cake"
>Rainbow puts on a face that perfectly materialezes the words "Still got it".
>TS: "I promise we'll be good from now on, Ms.."
>???: "Oh dear, where are my manners- My name is Catherine."
>TS: "Nice to meet you, Catherine"
>C: "My Pleasure, Ms. Sparkle, was it?
>TS: "Correct"
>C: "I'm sorry, but i couldn't help but to notice that all of your names are mighty... exotic"
>TS; "Aha! Are they? I mean, not where we're from!"
>C: "And where are you from, if i may be so bold to ask?"
>TS: "From uuhh.. Juropa?"
>C: "I see..."
>As short silence errupts
>C: "Well, what are we waiting for. It's about time we introduce you to the bible studies. Come along now!"
>Catherine herds the girls towards another room, in which a dozen or so chairs are placed in front of a blackboard.
>The sun shines in through the large windows, and the walls are painted in an extremely pale blue, which together makes the room itself nothing short of blinding.
>C: "have a seat, girls. Ezekiel 25:17"
>"Wonder what Anon's doing..." Rainbow thinks, looking out the window.
>???: "We've arrived, Anon-chan"
Do ponies have autism?
>>29402165
>does OP have autistim?
fify
>>29402165
â–²
â–² â–²
"MR.ANONYMOUS! Do you know how much trouble you have given us during your short time you have been here?! I assigned you to be a building manager of an apartment complex and not even three weeks you've chased everyone out of the building with your shenanigans! Which included gluing all of the furniture of one tenants to the ceiling, another was writing graffiti that I quote 'SJWs belong in an oven' in big bold letters of a well known political thinkers apartment and don't get me started what you did with the posters! I don't care if you are an endangered species at this point, I'm going to gulag the living hell out of you! What do you have to say for youself?"
>>29402044
I have the disarm code
>>29402044
are you threatening me
>>29402044
I poisoned your coffee.
How would you guys react if literal aliens appeared in the show?
>>29402000
Grays?
Ayy lmao.
>>29402000
I'd say you're TRIPPIN', op.
>>29402000
Thumbnail is a really really white girl bending down to pick something up with her ass facing the camera. You can't unsee
>2 0 Rules
googl/GZeKHu
>2 0 Multiclasses
googl/3Gzb5Z
>1 4 rules
googl/jyvXV
>1 4 Multiclasses
googl/6Tvgb
>Expanded Racials 3 5 (New Release!)
googl/LdJNFf
>OP Image:
googl/IpKEC
>optional dice-bot script
http://jsbin com/amemah/latest
>ooc chat
http://cytube/r/Pretendhorse_Playhouse
>Alternate Chat
http://cytube/r/mlprpg
This is where everyone is! Stop by and say hi!
>IRC:
Channel is #MLPRPG
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>I don't know what happened, but we've taken on a lot of clocks.
Please post sheets for the 100th (wow...) session of Temporal Escapades
>>29401990
http://pastebin.com/suUANz89
>>29401990
http://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa
>"I'm really never going home, am I?"
>>29401727
Your home is Monsterhighland
>>29401727
Home Is Where Your Heart Is,Sunset
>>29401785
>"In this jar." you state with a manic, bloody grin
Someday this hiatus is going to end.
but when?
>>29401646
>still believing there will be a Season 7
>>29401646
>>29401826
Probably another month and a half to go. Hang in there