How come the Crystal Empire has so few fillies and colts?
>>29441158
All the stallions are betas.
>>29441158
>you will never cum into Crystal filly and watch your sperm sloshing inside her uterus.
why live?
>>29441198
There have to be pictures of this, if not, there should be.
Sparity is literally Pedo and should not be encouraged as a ship, Plus it'll never happen for this readon.
shut up obi wan
>>29440657
No.
Shhhhhhhh. Poni is sleeping.
Time to swap all the apples in the house for pears.
>>29440260
>brrrrrrrt
Dammit AJ u left the milk out
what could it be guys
could it be nothing?
could it be something nobody cares about but mccarthy is bored and tired of the hiatus and wants attention?
could it legit be "Big news"?
could it just be another equestria girls thing?
could it be some news for the movie?
let's speculate wildly
>>29440176
Better be a movie trailer
probably something about hasbro's other girly franchise full of magical colorful creatures that mccarthy is also involved with
Trailer or riot.
Is the show even worth catching up on? I stopped after season 3. No particular reason, I just never picked up season 4.
For the most part, what I gather from the board is that the show started tanking around the same time?
>>29440030
No
Season 4 is the best season and objectively the high point of the series
Season 5 is where it tanks with the introduction of a bald mary sue
>>29440030
Yes, Season 3 is easily the worst season.
1=2>5>4>6>>>>>>3
If nothing else just watch the Season 5 premiere for pony Harrison Bergiron.
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/829910805000790016
Are we getting the first trailer to the movie?
It's Hanazuki.
>February.
Just re-confirms it's gonna be a shitter.
>>29439930
OH SHIT.
What do you think her armpits smell like?
>>29439671
Why Pattie from Doug dress up like sci twi?
>>29439671
Week old nerd sweat and Cheeto dust.
>>29439671
I'm more interested in her underwear, desu.
Is anyone here good at impersonating Spitfire's voice? Cause I have a sudden urge to hear to her say this. (Shining Armor will work as well)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
>>29439584
Oh, goddammit.
>>29439584
Both of their VA's are kinda weak...neither of them can do a really convincing 'military voice'. Both too high and nasal.
>>29439877
I want at least one vocaroo link.
Lets be honest, its all been a giant downhill villain/conflict trail since Tirek.
Starlight's the worst addition to the series yet, and chrysalis's return was literally "Don't ask how we did this shit, we just did. And we have plot armor" the episode.
With the shit that Tirek pulled off, he should have been the final boss of the series, I don't even think the movie will top him, and everything else has been going to shit.
>>29439533
Tbqh, I didn't care all that much for Tirek, if only because Celestia's "plan" to deal with him was pants on head levels of retarded and his endgame wasn't too clear beyond get power and wreck shit.
I also wish the "fight" was more than just magic missile and shield. I know they didn't want to do too much "cartoon violence" but seriously, showing some creativity with the magic duels wouldn't kill anyone.
As much as I despise Glimmer, her involvement in S5 at least made things a little interesting since the opener had Twilight nerfed to the point where she needed to get help from the other M6 members and the alternate timeline stuff was neat.The reform and what came after was shit, however.
>>29439687
Power for the sake of power is a legitimate goal; its like if you had a villain who's goal was to become an alicorn.
Seeking godhood is a classic fantasy motivation, and given his abilities, its hard to argue tirek hadn't achieved it.
>>29439533
His goal was to get EXTREME gains
>There are people out there who are genuinely butthurt that Spike actually got decent episodes in S6 because they can't meme about him being shit inherently anymore
>>29439250
Yeah, I'd say that sounds about right.
>>29439250
He's still a pussy whipped beta faggot.
>>29439395
On 2/22 Derpibooru will burn to the ground. The scootalocaust will be avenged.
>>29439182
The fuck are you on about?
>>29439222
Stop that.
>>29439230
Stop what?
>Wake up in a cold and dark basement
>Realize that you're tied up and half naked
>Lights come on
>See this
What do?
>>29439171
Play dead
>>29439172
>Implying that'll make a difference
Make another EQG thread
>"Hey anon sorry for coming over on such sort notice."
>"It just been awhile since we last hanged out."
>"Your mother called me over to get you out of your room for a bit."
>"So the guys decided to hit up thst new strip club that just opened up."
>"They're having a half off drinks and I hear the girls over there are pretty good lookin."
>"Mike even said he'll pay for your first round."
>"You ready to head out soon?"
>>29438880
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>>29438888
Quads confirm Chad is BTFO
>>29438888
Sweet quads
>ywn watch this show in full colour vision
>>29438534
you mean the way a horse would see it?
>>29438534
Shit, what do you think we are, a bunch of millionaires here?
Who can afford a COLOR television?
>>29438534
>tfw OP's pic is how your old TV shows the colors
What if the show finally ended but was replaced with webisodes of fluffy ponies based on g4 instead? Would you still watch?
>>29438436
what if OP stopped sucking dicks, would he still make threads?
How would it be replaced?
>>29438436
Shut up, faggot