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>>29461028
Liar aloso said this would be a movie about ponies and look all the crap she added to it.

7 years waiting for the movie and this is all what we get? Fuck the Liar.

>>29461028
That little liar is going to be in big trouble.

>>29462359
She deserves a spanking.

>>29460921
The first one. Always go in chronological order.

>>29460921
Pinkie Pride.

If anything, the fast songs and the constant jokes will keep your friend entertained and curious to see what will happen next.

>>29460921
Good things to look for would be:
>Features all of the mane six
>Does a good job of representing characters who have a lof of screentime
>Has some funny lines
>Has a respectable moral
>Has a bit of world building, but not too much
>Doesn't rely too much on prior knowledge
Also, you can't go wrong with an episode featuring your waifu. Seriously, provided that you have one, I'd be willing to bet that her episodes are the ones you have the best understanding of.
>>29460993
Theoretically this could work, but I'd be worried that the number of songs would be a turn-off. You need to show someone the rule before you can show them the exceptions, if you catch my drift.
That being said, I think it would make a great second or third episode if you end up going that far.

>>29460904
good thing you made another 'poochie the reddit horse' shitpost thread to let us know, dude

>hate
>hitler
who let reddit out of the safe space

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>>29460904
>hate
>hitler
14/88 gas the kikes race war now

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>>29460878
>anthro
>not superior satyr abomination

>>29460878
I feel there will always be some groups who will try to preserve humanity - some corners of the world where it will be illegal or frowned upon, or at least incentivize human+human relationships and pairings.

That said, I could see them rivaling our population in the span of a couple generations or less, as long as we can find places for them to live and they can help with energy/food crisis with their magic and abilities.

>>29460878
I unironically like antrho.

>>29460750
Sure.

>>29460750
I love all ponies.

>>29460750
I'm madly in love with bulk. Ever since I saw his big muscles and his sexy eyes I couldn't stop thinking about him and me as a couple.

>>29460350
Pick upsies, place on dicksies, cum insidesies, rinse and repeatsies.

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I want to give upsies only to one single little poner :)

>>29460299
Dash confirmed transgender filly fiddler.

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Rainbow Dash comes to your front door.
As your neighbor she's legally required to inform you that she's on the Sex Offender Registry for picking up random foals.

Wat do?

>>29460343
That's fine because I am too.

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> Storm King clearly has an ogre or orc-like face
> give him a pony snout

I hope whoever drew this gets liver cancer.

Besides that yes, everything we've seen so far is worrying. We have like 8 new characters voiced be celebrities.

You were hoping for a movie where the Main 6 (besides Twilight) are important or get any lines? You were hoping for Spike to play an important role? You were hoping for Celestia to do anything?

TOO FUCKING BAD.
Musical numbers featuring Princess, Edge, Furry, and Tirek 2: Centaur Boogaloo.

That is what you are getting.

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That's Hasbro for you. Hasdrones will eat this shit up while patreon/tumblr fags will rush to be the first ones to draw these characters in whatever niche fetish to rake up the big cuck bucks. Meanwhile the silent minority will pretend like this movie never existed and will continue to only care about the good MLP material

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>>29460252
>You were hoping for a movie where the Main 6 (besides Twilight) are important or get any lines?
I was. I know that now that Glimmer is the main character, the show will never do it. Now I know that the movie won't do it either.

The mane 5 will never ever have an important role. It's a show about friendship, but those friends are completely irrelevant.

It's not fair. It's not fucking fair.

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>>29460218

She's not Applejack.

>>29460218
She's nice when she isn't raping my waifu.

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>>29460225

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Secrets should be kept secret. Knowledge is sin.

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>>29460215
Juicy gossip is sin.

Most of them are.

Twi is royalty.
Dash owns a mansion, probably loaded parents.
Rarity owns few a shop network, self made rich.
Applejack owns a shit ton of land, but she is not rich, unless she sells this land for construction if Ponyvile ever becomes a city / village for the rich as they escape cities.
Ponks is broke, lives with her employers.

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PONY IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

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No. Pone is for consensual hugs without penetration.

>>29460106
Lauren Faust will burn in hell for creating these semen demons.

>>29459569
kys

>>29459569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI8cDiiTBdk

hell yeah my bronies, IWTCIRD ^3^

They are horses

>>29459362
>rape

Despite being physical gods, they've never won a fight.

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He has Storm in his name so maybe they were going for a yeti look?

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>>29459287
We already have yetis in the show though. He's not one.

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>>29459270
He could possess all manner of extra-Equestrian magical powers or artifacts, anon. Remember that we don't really know how the world outside Equestria works, so there isn't much to judge power levels off of. Tirek wasn't from Equestria, remember, and in his base form he looked weak too.

>>29459068
I'm sure we will get some great info.
I hope they announce new EG minis and say something about the EG "specials"
I couldn't care less about the movie after the cat or season 7 now that Shadowlock is apparantly tying into it.

>>29459109
Shadowlock isn't in S7, Curnow said this.

>>29459135
I wanna believe you but I need some sauce.