/mlp/ I have been hearing voices . More importantly twilight's. She has proven to me that she is real. Bye telling me things that seem to happen.
Anyway besides the point. She have me an offer .I can go into equestria.But there is a catch. Everyone will think I have died. But she promised it would be painless. All I have to get is
3lbs of goats blood. 2 loaves of whole wheat bread. 2 pounds of iron scrap. A thing she calles redicome and it has To be specifically at 10.28 pm. I was wondering if anybody else has been given one of these offers
>tfw buy new pony toys but have anxiety about opening them and displaying cause people smoke in the house and i picture the ponies yelling at me, cursing me for allowing them to be tainted by it or possibly damaged
>>29060490 I imagine they do it by remembering that Cheese Sandwich doesn't live in Ponyville and, if he ever does see Pinkie, it's rare. Which is better than a lot of other unfortunate waifufags can say about their cartoon lover's main potential love interest. Also, the close touching and stuff means less with her because she's always close like that with strangers.
>>29060362 I find that hard to believe. You can tell the staff still cares about her, giving her noticeable background roles in On Your Marks and Carts Before the Ponies. It's just that the crusaders themselves hardy had any attention through this season, either. They had to try fitting everything they wanted to do with the crusaders in this season in like 3 episodes, so we could get more valuable gems of Rarity and AJ interacting, and Spike being praised. Turns out that young major characters who just reached a major... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29060362 What? Didn't you hear? She's staring in her own episode next season. "Journey to the Center of the Cunt."
>"Diamond Tiara is stressed while going through her first estrous cycle, so the Cutie Mark Crusaders steal a shrinking potion from Zecora's house and use it to travel into Diamonds enflamed hungry clitoris, and make her cum from the inside, again and again, until her pussy is literally hurting from the orgasms, and she begs them to stop. They learn that... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29059618 Just the look on Braeburn's face. >Oh shit. I can see her teats and stuff. Don't look. Just maintain eye-contact. Shit, I can't hide this erection much longer. HOLY FUCK, REF, JUST PLAY THE FUCKING BALL ALREADY
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