So is it universally agreed that Shinji sprays his dna on people

He really wanted to make sure that hand is really his.

>Quiet day at Nerv, people are just chilling in one of the employee lounges
>"Oh hi Shinji what's u-"
>Shinji just immediately whips out his dick and masturbates furiously in everybody's general direction
>he's got a wild look his his eyes
>Ritsuko starts swatting him away with a broom going "Git! Git!!"
>Shinji hisses and scampers away

>Every tuesday

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>>13756686
Someone draw this.

>>13756686
The shit Nerv employees have to go through

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>>13756686
Now this is something that deals with cuming of age story.

>>13756658
This is a contender for one of the most unfunny threads I've seen in a while, good job kid. It's like you're straight out of gaia.

>>13759434
>nofun.jpg

>>13759825

thanks reddit.

>>13759885
ニュファッグ