So is it universally agreed that Shinji sprays his dna on people and shit in order to mark it as his?
>Quiet day at Nerv, people are just chilling in one of the employee lounges
>"Oh hi Shinji what's u-"
>Shinji just immediately whips out his dick and masturbates furiously in everybody's general direction
>he's got a wild look his his eyes
>Ritsuko starts swatting him away with a broom going "Git! Git!!"
>Shinji hisses and scampers away
Now this is something that deals with cuming of age story.