What is the /m/anliest weapon for a mecha to have?
A big freudian spike
Skip Freud and just give a penis. Let it rape monsters to death or something. It can do penis-fencing as it's main form of attack, and then fire off pre-cum as it's ranged weapon.
I did think of it while typing that, but couldn't be arsed searching for it. A phallic weapon isn't quite the same as an actual mechanical penis with full on penis shape and working ejaculate though.
I have a .webm of it somewhere that I made out of boredom.
How WOULD Obari Obari-fy this robot? A bigger penis emitter? A taller frame? More muscles?
This is besides giving it the obvious more red eye treatment and "the pose" using the penis energy rod.
It's usually just the middle part of the torso, as the 5 trains fold themselves to form the robot.
People who bought the toy as the series started noticed the red one could unfold and form that phallic shape, then the red himself did the same in episode 3 to free the robot from an enemy attack.
How about some more drills and a jet for good measure?
Fist is the manliest weapon.