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I'll start (I've already mentioned it often but why the fuck shouldn't I do it again?):
Suzuka Hachitai 2050
A 3-parts high-budget early 90s OVA based on Yoshiyuki Sadamoto's unfulfilled project, with him as art director and character designer.
In 2050, the advances of technology have changed the face of motor sports: bike races now feature supersonic engines and cyborg race queens have replaced conventional pilots; These futuristic idols compete in incredibly dangerous deathraces to establish their countries' dominance over others, and to please their fans.
The story focuses on Japan's top race queen, a hot-blooded young girl with little experience of international circuits, participating in the 8-hours Suzuka endurance race against race queens from all over the world. Can she reconcile the staggering pressure that's put on her by all of Japan, and the romance that's growing between her and one of her mechanics? And, more importantly, can she win against her much more experienced rivals?
Lots of badass action scenes, tongue-in-cheek humor, /m/ ecchi, and engineering eye candy.
A Votoms sidestory about Fatty pilots and the glorious Balarant homeland.
>the romance that's growing between her and one of her mechanics?
Does the mechanic have issues because the last Race Queen he got close to died, preferably due to something he can blame himself for (not because it's really his fault but because he feels bad) like a mechanical failure?
Forrest Gump in UC.
A guy experiencing all the wars from being a Ball pilot in OYW to ship captain in Victory and living to tell the story.
An Armored Core anime.
Works like a cross between Gundam X, Area 88 and Outlaw Star.
Two 25 episode seasons and centers on two AC pilots that used to be close friends (along with a cast of supporting pilots, operators, techs, etc). After a series of jobs, they go their own way.
The secondary of the two is taken for Human Plus enhancements somewhere along the way as the inevitable overarching plot of megacorporations, conspiracy and espionage unfolds.
The two pilots have a rivalry here and there, the deuteragonist pilot gaining more control of his HP Enhancements while the main protagonist simply gets better through cold, calculating strategy and almost inexplicable skill (played off more as creepy than admirable, like the player character in the game), but they ultimately work together again toward the end. One of them probably dies.
Preferably Gundam 00 level animation, or maybe if it was a bunch of OVAs, something more like Patlabor 2 (hey, I can dream).
Tactical/cool, balls to the wall fighting like the Votoms OVA or Unicorn ep 4 & 7 and humour ranging from heartwarming to flat out morbid.
That's why he's a typical tenebrous and brooding 90s badass, whose reluctancy to do what's expected of him contrast with the protagonist's enthusiastic and generally cheerful and innocent demeanor.
>cyber formula gpx with mecha grills
My idea: Armoured Knights: The Legend of Regis
Our story begins in a typical real robot world, all MIQ songs, gay subtext, moustaches, beam sabers, shading, heavy drinking aces and so on. Dragonar meets 0083 meets 08th MS Team.
A weapon test ala Orguss goes very badly wrong and the elite veteran grunt squad get catapulted into the magical realm of Regis, full of androgynous bishounen princes, love triangles, elegant knightly mechs and wizards.
They are clearly the fabled Magic Knights come from the sky to defeat evil. Even if the prophecy suggested it would be schoolgirls.
Cue a raucous fish out of water comedy as a bunch of manly real robot archetypes take on the evil empire in bashed together hybrids of not-GMs and Escaflowne style fantasy super robots. Together with some long suffering sidekicks they will drink, flirt and operate across a high fantasy shoujo world to get home.
I SO want this to happen.
As long as it's played mostly straight and isn't a "hah hah look at these bishounen faggots and their stupid mechs, how can anyone like shoujoshit?" satirical jab at super robots.
Like any good buddy/fish out of water comedy both sides should learn a valuable life lesson.
The real robot pilots learn to be a bit more stylish and can finally impress the bridge bunnies they have been flirting with.
The fantasy people learn what being a man of destiny is and become a bit more chill
An actual good, parkour/racing-themed Rideback show.
Does he finally get his shit set straight when he upsets our hero, and after she runs off her rival comes up and bitchslaps him literally across the room (cybernetics, son)?
Does it have the balls to pull a Rocky, and have the hero actually lose, but only just?
Is there a tastefully executed fade-to-black of our lovebirds finally consummating their relationship the night after the big race?
Melefs are actually pretty squishy, bro. The only one that's really anything approaching "Super" is the Escaflowne itself (and by implication other Ispanos), and it's not THAT much better than other Melefs, basically around the level that the original Gundam was at when it first saw combat.
A sequel to Black Magic M-66 that's to the first OVA what T-2 is to T-1 and Aliens is to Alien.
Sybel because of reasons, must team up with F6402 who's been reprogrammed, and expose the gubmint's plan to mass-produce highly-unstable M-66 knock-offs, and kick their asses in the process.
Sybel is now even more of a badass, she don't take shit from nobody and will stop at nothing to get shit done now that she doesn't have to protect a loli at all times.
F6402 now has a slightly ditzy personality that contrasts comically with the fact that she's a fucking killing machine. Since she's largely outnumbered, she's also the underdog this time.
Also it includes political commentary about Japan's military dependance on US troops and whatnot.
>Does he finally get his shit set straight when he upsets our hero, and after she runs off her rival comes up and bitchslaps him literally across the room (cybernetics, son)?
I dunno man the rivals are French, German and Italian, I don't know if they're allowed in. But that could happen.
Anyway he does eventually get his shit straight, yes. And he wears a red headband and has a mullet.
>Does it have the balls to pull a Rocky, and have the hero actually lose, but only just?
>Is there a tastefully executed fade-to-black of our lovebirds finally consummating their relationship the night after the big race?
Not necessarily but there's an extremely suggestive checkup/disassembling scene the night before.
A series of mid-90s 70 minutes OVAs
One for each volume
all hand-drawn except for a few digital effects.
several real-time scenes of walking exploration.
Absolute fidelity to the plot of the manga.
Sanakan has the voice of a little girl
Dhomochevsky has a Polish accent
A story of two protagonists in a mecha war drama. Each starts off as fresh pilot in opposing factions and rise through the ranks to become the veteran ace of each side. They'll battle each other and develop a rivalry and will only meet face to face once the war is over. And no cliches or shenanigans like they were childhood friends or some shit.
The story will highlight each sides' motivations to win with no black or white of which side is good or bad, even until the end. Kinda like how SEED was before they copped out and just created a third "We are the good guys" faction.
Plus, if this is a Gundam series, one of them can be female. She'll pilot the title Gundam while the other guy can use a visored/mono-eyed/bug-eyed mech. If sharing screen time is the only way we can finally get a Female Title Gundam Pilot, so be it.
He's her Plus One because:
The team wants a mechanic along just in case due to her having just had an experimental new part installed and is still getting used to it.
She agreed as long as it was him.
He actually cleans up well.
I'm not even a native English Speaker
It's just that two years ago me and another dude considered making a miniatures game based on this premise (well, without the bikes though) and he didn't get the needed funding so I kept running the idea through my head.
Also I hate writefags. I generally dislike all writings that aren't poetry and porn captions, with a few exceptions.
Nobody says something has to be in English. People can translate.
>I generally dislike all writings that aren't poetry and porn captions, with a few exceptions.
I suppose you could go full faggot, and do it as a comic, if you either have drawfag skills or know someone who does.
Not really /m/ but whatever
In the post-apocalyptic future, a German kommando operator is sent to the Zone, the ground zero site of the unspecified catastrophe that eradicated most of civilization. He and his team must retrieve the legendary superweapon that is said to still be there, so that they can win the war and restore Holy Aryan Oztrogoth Empire's glory. Unfortunately, the Russian Bolsoviet Troglosocialik Federation have discovered their plans and are sending their own teams to retrieve the artifact (which, again, is just a legend), a gigantic warmachine of unlimited power.
When he enters the bunker where the artifact is said to reside, he is sent to modern-day earth, along with his two mutant pet geckos.
After a great deal of maladaptation, attempts to murder gypsie hobos in the street and escaping from jail, he pieces together the legends and what little he knows about the current-day world, and sets on his mission to go back to his time with the artifact.
Mistakenly recognizing a world-famous fashion designer for the legendary father of the Oztrogoth Empire and creator of the artifact, he decides to infiltrate the fashion industry: his famished, rugged and athletic aspect will help him in this task. But he will have to face two Bolsoviet operators who have also been sent to the past, and intend to change it to alter the future.
Turns out there's no giant robot, the bunker is just the neobrutalist house the fashion designer lives in, and the giant thing is just a massive plaster bust of himself.
Getter Robo Saga TV + OVA series that adapts the artstyle of each manga entry.
Not that weak wish-fulfillment shit again. You have regular shows for that.
The only way it would be good would be if it just showed nerds arguing on the internet from the comfort of their mom's basements.
lets see here
split into 2-25 episode seasons
have the movie and game really mix together, with mark and reed sharing the MC Spotlight.
Really get into CONSENT ,show us how they came to power and what methods they employ as well as show us what the Illuminati are all about. Plus delicious new saviour era mobile suits.
M.D. Geist III with Ohata directing and Ichiro Okouchi doing the script.
The OVA starts in a high school where Geist has taken over as the principal. He trains the students in warfare to prepare them for a final assault on the Death Force. One student, very similar to Haruto and Shoe, is reluctant to fight and dreams of peace.
Just to fuck with him, Geist picks the kid as his second-in-command and gives him football armour to wear. Will Student A man up? Is Geist, affected by old age, still the Most Dangerous? Can the Death Force be stopped?!