This shows up in your town one day. Which mecha do you

>>11808616
A metal slug with armor piercing can get the job done no problem.

>>11808654
Or just a girl in glasses with a handgun, really

>>11808616
i'd museru all day erriday

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The choice is obvious...

Something with equally deformed proportions. We need to keep this fair.

>>11808869
A SD Gundam?

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>>11808616
Scopedog with assault rifle and rockets OR Burglary Dog OR Commander Zaku with Scopedod-style wheels.

>>11808616
as the thing rolls into my town it fired upon my my house, mortally injuring my grandpa. He then proceed to tell me to get to the basement lab to pilot Mazinga Zeto to defeat the evil X forces who.

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>>11808616
This one obviously.

Fight fire with FIRE!

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Can I use a Digimon?

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>>11808915
Yes.
And it would be nice if Guncannon is used.

>>11810256
Now I'd want to play a Gundam version of Metal Slug

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Either this or an Urbanmech.

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>>11808616
>This shows up in your town one day

with this, is impossible to this to even get close to my town.

>>11810273
Yes, imagine a bunch of Zakus coming and attacking you endlessly until the final boss... Zeong, or any MS that is huge.

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he won't expect it.

>>11808616
From what I've heard, it can be taken down with just a pistol, so no need to bring out the big guns.

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cus f your guns

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>>11808616

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Mecha? Bah! I'd tear it apart with my bear hands!

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>>11808616
The answer is obvious.

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>>11808616
>>11808852

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>>11811219
Awesome. Reminds me of this:

Would sticking a large potato in the tailpipe work? Honest question.

>>11808616
Gekiganger 3.

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>>11808616
My favourite Armored Core, which is like this but with more missiles and Moonlight blade.

>>11808869
Well, if we're going this way, either a Bloodsucker AT or a Grimoire Custom I'm planning that has missiles and a shoulder cannon and skates around on small, foot-mounted tank treads like an AT.

>>11810415

Anon, thats bigger than my town.

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Easy mode.

Not taking any chances.

>>11810656

I love you

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>mfw nobody has said slugnoid

RAWKET LAWNCHA

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>>11808616
I'd have to be careful not to use the flight function or I'd die immediately. Alternatively, motherfucking Kampfer would do. Radness aside, he seems easy enough to pilot (I may be wrong, never even finished a Gundam series) and won't kill me.

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>>11812905
Whoops, wrong pic. Neo is pretty rad too, and he's better than Shin Getters SGvNG design at the very least.

>>11810656
When's Buriki Daioh getting in SRW?

>>11810629
THE PUNS

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>>11808616
>branding something that hasn't fired a single shot an "enemy"
>everyone in /m/ willing to attack it just because they're supposed to
>or because it looks evil
>or because they're sociopaths

I'd actually be that much-hated asshole trying and failing to protect it from trigger-happy designated heroes who lust after any excuse to cause conflict, death and destruction.

I mean, seriously. Picking a fight with that thing near your town? That's bound to cause countless casualties, some of whom you might actually know. What if some commando was just rolling around in his pimped out war machine looking for a place to pick up some beer for the men who entrusted their lives to him? That's hardly a crime befitting a gang bang clusterfuck death sentence.

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>>11808616

>>11813969

When is LAL getting the remake? Tokita wants to do one.

still to your point...men can dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyt_wrsizHQ

>>11816941
Fuck off Kira

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>>11813969
>>11817213
>we will never see Akira wreck shit in srw
Feels bad man

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>>11817238

And here's an actual drawing of him by Shimamoto.

Man, he looks like he jumped right out of Blazing Transfer Student.

>>11816941
Let's assume for a moment that is the case. You don't just stroll up in that huge ass monstrosity for a beer run. Even if that is all he wants, what you do is park the thing in the nearest open lot or field outside the city limits, and either walk or drive a normal car the rest of the way to the store.
Common sense and courtesy here, otherwise he's being a dick who needs to learn a lesson.

>>11810284
Okay, that's just silly. Clearly I missed something. When did Battletech go all WH40K?

>>11817319
1984

SD Scopedog Red Shoulder Custom.

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>>11808616
The moment you assumed you had the might to face the Imperium of Man, you had already lost.

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This will be over quick.

>>11810469

I choose this too. Let's battle

>>11818303
You're a madman

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>>11808616

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the sophia's the only thing needed

>>11817319
Never; it has no hope of ever catching up to 40k in terms of sheer retardation.