YOU, THERE. Yes, YOU! Get in the Gundam!

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>>11108097
No

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>>11108101

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Yes sir, Captain Bright!

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>>11108101
Well, that's just very rude of you.

I gave you the perfect opportunity to save the day and you turned it down. That's very ungrateful. It's not like you're piloting your mother and you feel the pain that the mech feels, as well..

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>>11108125
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!

>>11108127
I am very conflicted about you.

Excuse me, for I am conflicted.

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>>11108145
So very conflicted..

>>11108097

BRIGHT, there is no yime for comand bridge char order where therei s time for maximums not overdraw murderf fightr inot hte seed ztyroy plan of eternal jsutic, os it in to geto ito hte gundma htat is your gundam hole that is the holei n your hear thtat whtathway be fuilled by gundam justice make your fisht into MORE POWER FTHAN GUNDAM WAS.

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Roger Captain!

The zeeks won't know what hit em.

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Understood

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>>11108097
If no one else will, I'll do it!

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GET IN MAH BELLY!

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Sure thing, boss. Gimme a sec to get my bookmark.

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>>11108156
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY!

WE MUST SACRIFICE THIS CHICKEN!

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>>11108097
Well alright I guess I ca- wait the controls don't have a guitar. And no speakers? What the hell is "head vulcans"? I can't fly this thing.

>>11108169
YES BRIGHT! Good! More souls for the eternal enemy of spacenoids!

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>>11108160
Godspeed, cannon-man.

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>>11108097

METAL GEARRR??

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>>11108164
We both know I can't allow that.

Strike Noir launching

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>>11108185
No Snake, GAIA GEAR.

I think I'm in love.

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>>11108174
What the hell is a guitar!?

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>>11108203
Luuuuuuuucky!

Sven here unfortunately I have to leave and kill a man named Dio Brando who is an old enemy of my great great grandfather

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>>11108177
The chicken.. Has taken direct control of the ship.

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All right, I'm in the Gundam.

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>>11108097
Does it matter which hole I go in first?

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>>11108216

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>>11108097

Sure, but we'll have to do something about the color...

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>>11108221

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Well, if you insist.

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>>11108223
...become the Gundam?
I... I guess I can try.

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>>11108226

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Cluck.

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Someone.. Purge it.

Mitsuzane Kureshima here can I pilot Gundam? I need to kill someone really fast.

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>>11108215
>>11108223
>>11108227
>>11108231

"Sir, our ambush has left the crew of the Trojan Horse in confusion on who is to pilot the G-Weapon.... We're also getting new intel that their commander is a chicken."

Excellent. Move our heavy cruisers to their flanks and concentrate fire power on their thrusters and defensive weapons. Prepare a boarding party-- I want the Gundam.

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>>11108247
The Gundam is not a tool for killing. It is a machine of human advancement.

It just so happens to be a weapon built for the sole purpose of war..

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>>11108240
...I have good news and I have bad news, Sir.

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>>11108264
Soldier.. If it is important, you must tell me immediately.

>>11108240

hold on my firned david bowie will helap

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>>11108273

BRIGHT, TAKE MY BIG SUIT

CAREFUL IT CAN DESTROY YOU

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Look, boss, I deployed ages ago and you haven't given me anything to do.
What gives?

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>>11108273
>>11108275
Thank you, Mr. Bowie and co.

The threat has been dealt with.

>>11108264
>mickey mouse knees

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>>11108282
Thank goodness you were able to resolve this, Sir.
The other guy is unintelligible, just keeps shouting.

>>11108286
Yes, I know.. Also, look at my cool new 'stache.

They should give one to a Gundam. Maybe they might do it in the future.

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>>11108312
My selfie game isn't that strong.

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I'll pilot the Gundam for you, but first, have you seen this man?

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>>11108329
No, but a few of my engineers said they received his help in scheduled Gundam maintenance, mystery pilot.

The help of.. Of.. Ah, I can't remember his name!

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Long time no see, Bright.
I got a call about a chicken ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL and thought the Collectors might be here.

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>>11108351
I'm positive. Those engineers got assistance with fixing the darn Gundam, WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!!!

>>11108371
Have you had any of a drug called Red Sand recently?

I get dropped at fucking MEPS and spend 10 years working in fucking construction, and NOW you want me to pilot the goddamn thing? Forget it. Zekes can curbstomp for all I care.

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Yes sir!
Oh wait, did I board the wrong machine?

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YEAH, OK MR BRIGHT

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>>11108097
No. I got my Hyaku-shiki, bitch.

What's the armor on this thing? I'm only going out if it's safer than the ship.

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>in

>>11108551

I'M

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Amuro, the hell is going on in here.

It depends on what Gundam it is, Mr. Bright.

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>>11108626

>>11108127
If only.

>>11108631
But that's a Ball...

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>>11108641
Don't worry, here is your mid season upgrade

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>>11108097
Why?

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coming in to purge the Federation

>>11108622
Bright pulled a Riker?
I need this in my life.

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>>11108707
No, but if I paint your face white with my cum it'll make you 3 times sluttier!

>>11108664
Goddammit.

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>>11109542

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>>11108538
Interesting.. Well, at least the Gundam keeps its limbs in the final battle.

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I don't need the Gundam.

>>11108097
Look Bright we've been over this I'm not your damn pilot, I a logistics officer, you know, the guy who keeps this whole death trap of a ship supplied. Parts for whiney mc-babyface's giant robot. Meat for your burgers. Feed for the ships chicken. Stuff like that.

Also I regret to inform you that your shipment of [REDACTED] appears to have been lost in transit.

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>>11108097
Yes sir!

>>11108127

I wonder if he dreams of Captain Bright telling him to get into the Gundam.

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>>11108097
Why do you keep calling me? We're not friends... in fact I'm pretty sure I'm still trying to kill you.

I'm not even sure why I picked up the phone.

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>>11108097
Red Five, lauching!

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>>11108097

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

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>>11109997
Red October standing by

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>>11108097

...Who is this?

>>11110026
Jerry, get off the phone, I need you to help me with these Newtypes Jerry. The latest thing. People who's hearts aren't weighed down by Gravity.

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>>11110086
(forgot image)

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George: You gotta help me Jerry, I told this girl I was a newtype.

Jerry: A New-what george?

George: A Newtype jerry, emotionally awakened being

Elaine: I wish I could find a man like that

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So I'm on a date with this guy, right, and we go back to his place, and he goes to the bathroom.

So I start snooping around and you'll never guess what I find.

Robots Jerry. His bedroom was filled with plastic toy robots. And it looked like he was making them. Making toy robots!

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I'll pilot the Gundam if it'll help me kill Kouta

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>>11108127
No, m8. You don't get into the Gundam.

I can't pilot Gundam because I am Gundam

>>11110086

>Newtypes
>Newman

>>11110122
It's been a while since I brought a brought a girl home but now that I'm back into Gunpla, this mental image scares me.

>>11110917
It's not gravity weighing Newman down.

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>>11109967
Because I'm a sexy, sexy man.
You felt it too, didn't you?
The animal magnetism, the raw sexual tension?

>>11108127
he said gundam, not hucky.
silly sugita.

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Sure I need to pilot the Calamity Gundam and I need my assistance/butler Goro to help me.

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I claim this mobile suit and its lack of nuclear warhead. ZEON SHAL CONTINUE TO BE RISEN!!

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Sir this gundam is made of cheese...

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Sorry, not crazy enough.

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>>11111907
What if we change the design?

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>>11111856
I don't know a goddamn thing you're talking about, but I'm sure that it'll go great with crackers.

New objective! Assault the Ritz factories at all colonies! We must prevent Zeon from acquiring tasty snacks!

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ALL YOUR RITZ ARE BELONG TO US!

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You can do nothing.

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ZEONS RUNNING THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!

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Roger.

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Best Gundam and Pilot moving out!