Get in the Gundam!
Well, that's just very rude of you.
I gave you the perfect opportunity to save the day and you turned it down. That's very ungrateful. It's not like you're piloting your mother and you feel the pain that the mech feels, as well..
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!
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The zeeks won't know what hit em.
Sure thing, boss. Gimme a sec to get my bookmark.
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY!
WE MUST SACRIFICE THIS CHICKEN!
Well alright I guess I ca- wait the controls don't have a guitar. And no speakers? What the hell is "head vulcans"? I can't fly this thing.
We both know I can't allow that.
What the hell is a guitar!?
The chicken.. Has taken direct control of the ship.
Does it matter which hole I go in first?
Sure, but we'll have to do something about the color...
...become the Gundam?
I... I guess I can try.
"Sir, our ambush has left the crew of the Trojan Horse in confusion on who is to pilot the G-Weapon.... We're also getting new intel that their commander is a chicken."
Excellent. Move our heavy cruisers to their flanks and concentrate fire power on their thrusters and defensive weapons. Prepare a boarding party-- I want the Gundam.
The Gundam is not a tool for killing. It is a machine of human advancement.
It just so happens to be a weapon built for the sole purpose of war..
...I have good news and I have bad news, Sir.
Soldier.. If it is important, you must tell me immediately.
BRIGHT, TAKE MY BIG SUIT
CAREFUL IT CAN DESTROY YOU
Look, boss, I deployed ages ago and you haven't given me anything to do.
Thank you, Mr. Bowie and co.
The threat has been dealt with.
Thank goodness you were able to resolve this, Sir.
The other guy is unintelligible, just keeps shouting.
My selfie game isn't that strong.
I'll pilot the Gundam for you, but first, have you seen this man?
No, but a few of my engineers said they received his help in scheduled Gundam maintenance, mystery pilot.
The help of.. Of.. Ah, I can't remember his name!
Long time no see, Bright.
I got a call about a chicken ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL and thought the Collectors might be here.
I'm positive. Those engineers got assistance with fixing the darn Gundam, WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!!!
Oh wait, did I board the wrong machine?
coming in to purge the Federation
No, but if I paint your face white with my cum it'll make you 3 times sluttier!
Interesting.. Well, at least the Gundam keeps its limbs in the final battle.
Look Bright we've been over this I'm not your damn pilot, I a logistics officer, you know, the guy who keeps this whole death trap of a ship supplied. Parts for whiney mc-babyface's giant robot. Meat for your burgers. Feed for the ships chicken. Stuff like that.
Also I regret to inform you that your shipment of [REDACTED] appears to have been lost in transit.
I wonder if he dreams of Captain Bright telling him to get into the Gundam.
Why do you keep calling me? We're not friends... in fact I'm pretty sure I'm still trying to kill you.
I'm not even sure why I picked up the phone.
George: You gotta help me Jerry, I told this girl I was a newtype.
Jerry: A New-what george?
George: A Newtype jerry, emotionally awakened being
Elaine: I wish I could find a man like that
So I'm on a date with this guy, right, and we go back to his place, and he goes to the bathroom.
So I start snooping around and you'll never guess what I find.
Robots Jerry. His bedroom was filled with plastic toy robots. And it looked like he was making them. Making toy robots!
I'll pilot the Gundam if it'll help me kill Kouta
No, m8. You don't get into the Gundam.
Because I'm a sexy, sexy man.
You felt it too, didn't you?
The animal magnetism, the raw sexual tension?
Sure I need to pilot the Calamity Gundam and I need my assistance/butler Goro to help me.
I claim this mobile suit and its lack of nuclear warhead. ZEON SHAL CONTINUE TO BE RISEN!!
I don't know a goddamn thing you're talking about, but I'm sure that it'll go great with crackers.
New objective! Assault the Ritz factories at all colonies! We must prevent Zeon from acquiring tasty snacks!