What book should I gift to someone to let them know my feelings

>>8841731
Friedrich Nietzsche - The Gay Science

>>8841731
None because that's a pussy move

>>8841739
Maybe OP's a chick or gay

>>8841731
You shouldn't gift them a book at all but a bottle of wine and a note that simply says, Let's share this together.

>>8841731
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

>>8841748
Do that OP, but with a dildo instead of wine

>>8841739
Why? Im sure not going "uhh i laik u"
She has engaged in subtle lewd behavior in the past, she wouldnt have done if she was repulsed by me, right? So I just dont want to fuck it up, I might get some sugar

>>8841773
she was doing it ironically

Infinite Jest. It's sufficiently thick enough so you can conk her over the head with it and achieve unconsciousness. When she wakes up with all her lady parts sore, she'll know your feelings.

Alternatively you can ask her out for drinks over the holidays and not fuck that part up.

>>8841778
Fug

>>8841731
a nice hardcover copy of Wuthering Heights/Oneguin

good luck <3

>>8841731
I'm a Little Fucking Bitch Coward Faggot or: My Diary Too Be Honest by OP

>>8841731
Gift her a Beckett book, erotically kill her dog with your bicycle and then fold your genitals inside her