Spoil a book in just five words.

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>>7675545
Child is abandoned during WWII.

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Everyone in the town dies.

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1. They did bring him home.
2. He didn't die out there.
3. Guy spends time building stuff.

Smerdyakov killed Fyodor, not Dmitri

>>7675545
raped his kid sister phoebe

>>7675545
Lolita has a boyfriend, escapes.

>>7675545 (You)
Never did the Kenosha Kid

Raskolnikov goes to fucking jail.

Brownmiller's Against Our Will:

Men and society are rapists

The West dies in the end.

Any history book ever, but that was six words.

Pretty much all Shakespearean tragedies.
>Everyone dies at the end.

Pretty much any Lovecraft story.
>people go crazy or die.

>>7675545
I'll make it three.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4x_WUb68RQo

>>7675545
Frank Cauldhame is a girl

>>7675545
Jesus dies then comes back

I am the scarlet pimpernel

Obtains emotions, can't express them.
Maybe conspiracy, maybe she insane.
Onegin falls in love; non-mutual.
The butterfly was watching them.

Cathrine dies in childbirth

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Homer Simpson kills a child.

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>>7675545
My diary to be honest.

>>7675827
This meme is bad. This meme needs to die.

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It takes place in 1984......

>>7677288
No it doesn't.

Darnay is one lucky bastard
Or
The french are retards, lol

>>7676710
Aw man, now I don't want to read it.