You come home one day to find Bloom going through all your written

Oy vey! It's literally nothing!

The man can't think.
It'd be true this time.

>>7665869
Probably that I'm too derivative and have no discernible talent.
I'd still commend him.

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That I don't possess the receptivity to demonic influx

void

>>7665891
*daemonic

pleb

>>7665869
He'd say I'm at least better than JK Rowling.

He'd cream his pants and give me a proper BJ after reading my shit, son!

W-why do you have 1,000 pages of DFW x me erotica fanfiction? I-I'd like to leave now please...

>>7665869
"This guy still in high school?"

he says he's on death's door and I laugh at him

>>7665951
Somehow this seems genuine, please share.

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>>7665919
beat me to it.

>>7665869
Pseudo intellectual trash

This isn't worth anybody's time

>this will never be published!
>implying I want that

Art critics and journalists can suck my dick.

>>7666495
"That's okay, there was only one person I ever wanted to read my works"

>we gaze soulfully into each other's eyes
>make out passionately

I could go on, but I won't. (But I could.)

>>7666506
That's lewd as fuck tb.h
Please continue

>>7666510
>he sucks on my nipples
>From above, I lick his balding head and get white hairs on my tongue
>I swallow them
>probably buttstuff later on

>>7665869

He is the grossest fucking human.

Since I write in Spanish he'd just talk about Shakespeare.

>>7665951
>it's full of footnotes too! gross!

this thread is so hot.

>>7665869
did bloom live stream himself reading infinite jest?

>>7667818
I would subscribe to Bloom ASAP.

>>7668169
it was funny :^)

>>7665869

NO