>Teacher asks what our favorite books are
>I say War and Peace
>Teacher says she has never heard of it
>She says Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Smack her in the head repeatedly with a copy of it and kill her in the name of Tolstoy.
>tfw I've been writing formal lab reports for so long that I've lost the ability to analyse literature in an English course
>tfw ritalin doesn't help, I get frustrated and anxious and end up on 4chins for hours
Feels bad, man.
I doubt it. She spent the first class entirely talking about Harry Potter with other girls and showing the class pictures of her cats and fucking memes straight from funnyjunk, either the irony is really deep or its legit
>minding my own business reading some short stories
>teacher is talking about books
>a girl says she loves to read and one of her favorites is "The Fault in Our Stars" and other YA shit
How far into your degree are you? I hear ultrasound technician is a good gig, 2 years of training and you get to smear people with goo and poke them with sticks for $30+/hr. I'm considering it if I can't get into nursing next year, you should check it out.
>he gives orgasms to women, in order to punish them
good boy. I bet you think that your mom did not enjoy spreading her legs when she is fucked senseless.