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>English class
>Teacher asks what our favorite books are
>I say War and Peace
>Teacher says she has never heard of it
>She says Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
What do?
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Laugh and get an A in the class.

What would you do?
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realize she just irl trolled you and you are about to fail
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>>7665452
Smack her in the head repeatedly with a copy of it and kill her in the name of Tolstoy.
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>>7665452

Realize that she probably browses /lit/ and is awesome.
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>>7665452
Are you talking about high school?
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>>7665452
>tfw she is so pro, she probably only knows the Russian name.

U da pleb
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>>7665480
Yes, last year
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>>7665452
My professor and then creative writing teacher pulled this same gag on me, it got me the first time.

This is pretty standard, you're probably going to fail
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>>7665452
Recommend that she read Infinite Jest.
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Quit being such a pretentious faggot.
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>>7665452
Anyone who is literate can become an English teacher
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>>7665579
>hasn't read war and peace
>literate
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>>7665452
>tfw I've been writing formal lab reports for so long that I've lost the ability to analyse literature in an English course
>tfw ritalin doesn't help, I get frustrated and anxious and end up on 4chins for hours
Feels bad, man.
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>>7665452
You know she was joking, right? She was making fun of you for having banal taste.
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>>7666336
I actually know this feel. I regret falling for the STEM meme. I would switch majors of its not too late
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You got memed on. You were boasting by saying war and peace and she put you down
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>>7666398
>one the most popular books every written
>boasting
Yah yah.
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>>7665452

Tell her to think about her choice of book during retention which you will administer her
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>>7666394
I doubt it. She spent the first class entirely talking about Harry Potter with other girls and showing the class pictures of her cats and fucking memes straight from funnyjunk, either the irony is really deep or its legit
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>>7665473
>p&v
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>English class
>minding my own business reading some short stories
>teacher is talking about books
>a girl says she loves to read and one of her favorites is "The Fault in Our Stars" and other YA shit
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>>7666398
>tfw not even allowed to like popular books now without being called pretentious
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>>7666402
Consider that most people don't read. Anything that is better than the norm is considered pretentious by dumbasses.
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>>7666396
How far into your degree are you? I hear ultrasound technician is a good gig, 2 years of training and you get to smear people with goo and poke them with sticks for $30+/hr. I'm considering it if I can't get into nursing next year, you should check it out.
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>>7666464
>nursing
LONDON
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>>7666480
There are male nurses Anon, you faggot.
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>>7666646
You focker. You Nancy man, don't be calling me a faggot you peg begging cretin.
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>>7666646
Yeah, but male nurses are fucking gay.
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>>7666649
>he gives orgasms to women, in order to punish them

good boy. I bet you think that your mom did not enjoy spreading her legs when she is fucked senseless.
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>>7666416
enraging
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>>7665452
She is fucking with you, and sees through your snobbery
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did you know tolstoy wanted to name it war what is it good for?
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>>7666411
sounds like a good class desu
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>>7666464
Graduated a year ago. I've been more it less NEET since, but I recently decided to get into power/stationary engineering.
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>>7665452
War and Piece isn't English originally so why would you bring it up in English class? silly
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>>7666660
Absolutely disgusting stereotype
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>>7665539
Only right response.
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>>7666411
It makes me upset how they let these people teach. There should be higher standards imposed, like first off not being a huge faggot.
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>>7666856
Elaine?
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