>You're in the club and this Slovenian Philosopher starts

>mfw my gf is a motorcycle

>>7664793
won't worry at all.

ask him for some coke, he's sure to have some

sniff coke off her ass together and so on

>>7664793
slap him on the ass

>gf

Nice try OP.

>>7664793
https://youtu.be/j_K_79O21hk

Tell him how this reminds me of old soviet era joke.

tell him that he is not a real marxist and that his neglect of facing up to the money economy is bad form and that the cycle of capital is the root of alienation not some modern psyche state of the worker

zizek pls

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>>7664801
It's warm, it's no longer coke

>>7665466
>It's excremental

Drool over him

>>7664793
Ask him if he's read Stirner.

propose a threesome

>>7664793
is he tweaking his imaginary nipples

>>7665466
kek

>>7667274
no he tweaks his Real nipples

>>7665451
This man finds philosophy when talking about excrement. I like him

>>7667306
Shit does tend to stick together

>>7667327
Ouch lol

>>7665464
zizek is a lacanian first, a hegelian second, and a marxist last.

>tfw there wont be Zizek threads anymore once all the righties take over

It hurts

>>7667351
Are they really taking over

I haven't been around for a while and this thread is A+ /lit/posting

>>7667430
Are you ugly?

>>7667351
Nah Zizek is okay with the righties. The right righties that is, maybe not American freedom fries commie-spooked degeneracy-pushing burgertarians

>>7667478
In what way is sickczech even left apart from calling himself a communist?

>>7667487
He is a communist, and advocates for worker control of the means of production

What about him is not leftist? The only thing that SEEMS vaguely right wing about him is his dislike for political correctness, and it's a sad thing when that is seen as contradicting leftism

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>>7664801
>Watching pervert's guide to ideology for the first time
>eating some chips from a bowl
>it's the coke scene
>people desire to desire
>run out of chips
>pause at this part to go get more
>mfw

>>7667510
should i watch it? I still barely know much about Zizek.

>>7667515
You won't get the core of what he says until you read a lot of shit and then Hegel, but his videos/movies are fun to watch and you only lose time.

>>7667495
>What about him is not leftist?
The things that are neither left or right? The things I've seen about him have been stuff like 'ideology is everywhere, including toilets', 'don't act think', 'racist jokes are great', and so on and so on. None of witch seems inherently leftist. The small bits I've picked up never mentioned worker control of the means of production. If it had I wouldn't have asked.

smack his ass

>>7667633
Well of course he has opinions and thoughts outside of leftist dogma, but that doesn't change his political stance

>>7667810
To repeat myself: I didn't argue he wasn't leftist, I just hadn't seen anything that would make him leftist.

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>>7665465
>pasting a link to an image

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>>7667510

>>7664793
I take away his box of tissues and watch him sniff.

feed him some more cocaine lmao xD

>>7664793
would probably send them to /his/, where this topic belongs.

>>7664793
ask him why he's talking to himself

>>7668156

C'mon man he has written like fifty books. He is prolific as fuck, even if he does recycle material.

>>7664793
put on some Rammstein

>>7668156
"I am not addressing myself but the big Other"

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>>7664800
>Implying you've married a woman this fucking fine

>>7668777
how did he do it?

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>>7668807
God only knows. He is pretty alpha.

I'm not sure if this is the same woman, but he fucked her too.

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>>7664793
>ywn run lines with slavoj and spit roast slovenian whores

>>7668807
His ideology is on point.

>>7668836
Bitches love that big, fat ideology.

>>7668777
they are divorced

>>7664793
clean my nose like a madman

>>7668845
He hits them and quits them booboo.

>>7668807

>He hasn't yet realized that you become lord of the universe once you understand Hegel

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>>7668854

>>7668826
I know this feel

We just need some more Greek deprevation in our society

>>7667835
He adheres to Marxist thought in a lot of his analysises, but as another anon said earlier he is primarily a Hegelian.

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>>7668845
are they?

>>7664793
very thought post anon

>>7670279
that's a different woman

>>7667351
I read a lot of Traditionalist literature and yet i appreciate Zizek - Guevara and Fanon too

I'm sick of these consumerist leftist fags you see nowadays

>>7667510
>>7667515
I watched both Pervert's 5+ times - i fall asleep to them, they're so comfy

Argue with him, the commie hack.

>>7670279
I can't imagine dealing with Zizek for extended periods of time.

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>>7664793
Tell him to step the fuck away from my property.

>>7670359
this desu

>>7670359
I wonder if he tics and talks in his sleep.

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>>7670598

>"Zzzzz *sniff* *slrk* mmn...idelology *slrk* *sniff* zzzz..."

I plead the fif

>>7670878

>I am already sleeping in the trashcan all the time!

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>>7670359
"hey do you want to go out to eat"

"you know, the problem I have here is this: you go in *sniff* you see waiter, and he ask you, what it is you are wanting to eat and so on. At this moment he is plainly displaying his believe that you are not person *sniff* but instead you are commodity. In this way he is selling your will to live back to you in the form of the meal you just ordered. Such a vulgar display of capitalist ideology I do not wish to *sniff* partake in."

>>7664793
>What do you do?
praxis

>visited girlfriend after she suggested netflix and chill
>she doesnt have netflix
>she puts on perverts guide to ideology on the video player of some spanish blog

What did she mean by this

>>7672365
She desires your Big Other.

>>7672365
what she means is not really what she means

>>7672365
object
of desire

>>7672365
whatever, the game functions!

>>7664793
Tell him to fuck off back to his country. We've already got the only Slovene we'll ever need, based Anze Kopitar.

>>7667351
Yes

Guess leftism will become the minority position once more. Guess that'll separate the wheat from the chaff

>>7668764
But anon, there is no big Other

>>7673070
There is a virtual one.