/lit/ has been boring lately, let's have a fun thread. If

>>7656689
Tyrone Slothrop

god, the bible

>>7656689
Hal/king Henry V

Living the life of Alcibiades would be a wild ride.

>>7656689
Alcinous

Danica Shardae from the Kiesha'ra series.

>>7656714
I'd be Jesus

Pros:
>walk on water
>water to wine
>healing powers
>best friend is a prostutute
>whole empire knows my name
>alpha as fuck

Cons:
>King of the Jews

bateman

Themistocles.

>>7656862
Yeah but you never get to use those powers for yourself because "muh self-sacrifice".
Also you meet a pretty gore-y, horrible ending of torture execution because your dad can't be bothered to help, even tho he's all-mighty.

>best friend is a prostitute
wat. Peter wasn't a prostitute. Are you calling the pope a prostitute?

>>7656885
>not Alcibiades or Alexander

>>7656862
you forgot

cons
>nailed to a fucking cross

>>7656913
Mary Magdeline is the prostitute.

Judge Holden

The Übermensch
Alternatively, severian from book of the new sun

The Vampire Lestat

>Banging nuns
>Eating out televangelists on their period
>Chilling with the devil; drinking jeebus' blood
>Rock & Roll

>>7656973
>vampire
>pretending to be human
>pretending to be vampire

Obolonsky or Levin

>>7656987

>How avant-garde

>>7656729
this mother fucker knows what's up. or should I say queen fucker.