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/lit/ has been boring lately, let's have a fun thread. If you had to relive the life of one character from a book, who would it be and why?
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>>7656689
Tyrone Slothrop
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god, the bible
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>>7656689
Hal/king Henry V
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Living the life of Alcibiades would be a wild ride.
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>>7656689
Alcinous
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Danica Shardae from the Kiesha'ra series.
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>>7656714
I'd be Jesus

Pros:
>walk on water
>water to wine
>healing powers
>best friend is a prostutute
>whole empire knows my name
>alpha as fuck

Cons:
>King of the Jews
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bateman
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Themistocles.
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>>7656862
Yeah but you never get to use those powers for yourself because "muh self-sacrifice".
Also you meet a pretty gore-y, horrible ending of torture execution because your dad can't be bothered to help, even tho he's all-mighty.

>best friend is a prostitute
wat. Peter wasn't a prostitute. Are you calling the pope a prostitute?
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>>7656885
>not Alcibiades or Alexander
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>>7656862
you forgot

cons
>nailed to a fucking cross
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>>7656913
Mary Magdeline is the prostitute.
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Judge Holden
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The √úbermensch
Alternatively, severian from book of the new sun
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The Vampire Lestat

>Banging nuns
>Eating out televangelists on their period
>Chilling with the devil; drinking jeebus' blood
>Rock & Roll
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>>7656973
>vampire
>pretending to be human
>pretending to be vampire
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Obolonsky or Levin
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>>7656987

>How avant-garde
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>>7656729
this mother fucker knows what's up. or should I say queen fucker.
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