Have you read it?
If you haven't read it, why are you still pretending to like literature? Get off this board, illiterate swine.
>Just finished reading Ulysses
>Avoid sitting down and contemplating the work
>Immediately open /lit/ and use the fact that I read it to posture for superiority
Top banter m8.
Tbqh, I think the people who've read less than 5 works of Shakespeare should be the first to go.
After that, all the idiots who read less than 75 books a year.
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