My name is Ishmael.

A screaming comes across the skies.

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A shooting goes through the sky! There have been rockets before, but noone remembers them now. It is late. The lockdown is still attempted but it's all in vain. There is no light inside the bus. No lights anywhere. Above him lift burgers old as a string bean, and light somewhere far above to let the glass of night through. But it's day. He is afraid of the way the rocket will fall. The fall of a silver mansion. But coming down in complete silence without any sound. Only loud, opaque, smashing.

chubby statesman, buck mulligan walked down the stairs shaving like a fool.

One Autumn night, Miss Oedipus Mars came home from a tuck or wear party to find that she- Oedipus - had been named executioner, or she supposed executioness, of the ecstatic Pearce Invirility, a Los Angeles real estate master who had once lost $200 in an afternoon but still had assets volumous and taggered enough to make the role of executioner all the more contrary.

It was the best of times, it was not the best of times.

In some village in Spanishland, there was an old guy who had a lance and leather armor, and a dog. He liked runescape and eating soup.

I am sitting in an office surrounded by bodies with heads.

My name is Tomba the mighty

Lolita, you light up my life, you set fire to my groin.

>>7640067
>My name is Tomba
i loved that game.

Hey girl, tell me about that nigga who fucked up Troy, it was them niggas who ate those suncows that ruined everything as always.
Fuckin suncows.

I'm trying to sleep earlier now.

no I said no I will not No.

Gregor Samsa had been transformed to a beetle.

at middle age, Dante got lost in a forest.

I think my mother just died. Might've even been some time ago.

>7640088
Modest kek

>>7639841
I have a dick

I'm sitting in a room surrounded by heads attached to bodies.

>>7640137
see
>>7640063

I was infatuated when I looked.

Look at the child.

>>7639841
"We're now in a summer of contentment"

He lay flat on the brown, pine needled floor of the forest

>>7639873
Kek

im having a sickness, man! it makes me feel upset. i dislike doctors.

swerving bend of bad to adam and eve's, a chameleon vicus, papakalhagganook! broke-a, broke-a, broke-a!

It was a day in April, and the clocks were striking........... THIRTEEN!?

William Swinger enrolled in the courses of the Nebraska University of Soil Chemistry in 1919 and left it by dying fifty five years later, without having accomplished anything of consequence whatsoever.

One morning Gregor Samsa woke up and he was a giant cockroach

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

There was this guy Achilles the Peleian and he was pretty pissed off so, goddess, could you sing something about that, please?

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>>7639855
>>7639896
>>7640092
>>7640097
>>7640354

>>7639855
Mango meal has been rescued.

So there was a midget living in a hole...

Lolita, fleshlight of my life, incineration of my penis.