>Of Mice and Men
>there's no mice
>one flew over the cuckoo's nest
>isn't about bird migration patterns
Really more about bunnies. Do you think Steinbeck knew that?
>Infinite Jest
>humorless and boring
>Stoner
>no one gets high
>there's no mice
>because Lenny patted them all to death already
B R A V O
>The Sound and the Fury
>Benny makes screaming retard noises
>The Jungle
>it's set in fucking Chicago
>book of disquiet
>it is highly disquieting
>mensagem
>it has a message to tell
Pessoa was one of the greatest writers of all.
>>7635906
>he got the censored version w/out the sewer chapter
>>7635920
>he missed the bird migration patterns allegory
>>7635929
>he doesn't know the title refers to the in-world entertainment & probably read a translation
>>7635932
>he doesn't know "stoned" was originally termed for any kind of intoxication and forgets where william drinks in his college days
>>7635959
>he doesn't know about the concrete jungle
>>7635906
>Atlas Shrugged
>Atlas doesn't shrug
>>7635929
>humorless and limited
>>7635906
>Plato's Apology
>Plato never once says he's sorry
I guess this is what I get for falling for the Greeks meme...
>The Divine Comedy
>doesnt make you laugh
I want my money back
>>7635906
>Crime and Punishment
pretty fucking satisfied, desu senpai
>stoner
>there's no weed
>ulysses
>it isn't greek philosophy
>kokoro
>there's no hot chocolate
who the fuck titles these things?!!?
I dunno, Beatrice's reaction to Dante's adoration is pretty funny
Of Mice and Men is the only Steinbeck I've read. Where do I go from here?
>>7635906
>the Republic
>About Kings running the place
>>7636810
10th grade
>>7635906
>Winnie The Pooh
>>7636870
The Moon is Down was my favorite album in 10th grade. I guess I'll read The Moon is Down. Thanks, redditfriend.
>>7635906
>there's no mice
But there is, did you even read the book?
>>7635970
Some of these are ruses and some are genuine...
>>7635906
>OP stands for original post
>thread is unoriginal /tv/-tier shit
>not a latin translation of the odyssey
>>7636205
the part where the deceivers swim in the molten tar like dolphins was pretty funny fäm
>>7635959
South side might as well be
>>7637018
>maymay arrows
>isn't memeing along
>>7636173
>socrates.jpg
topkek
>>7635906
uMMM its a reference to a robert burns poem P L E B
>>7635906
there's a dead rat in the beginning.
>>7635906
> song of myself
> it's actually about more than himself
> leaves of grass
> grass doesn't have leaves
> the scarlet letter
> every single letter in the book is printed black
> adventure island
> the island is actually not named
> a doll's house
> it's actually about a person's house
> hedda gabler
> hedda actually doesn't talk that much
> portrait of the artist as a young man
> it's a book
> the canterbury tales
> the tales don't take place in canterbury
> the brothers karamazov
> it isn't an arcade game
> war and peace
> it's actually just peace
> the bonfire of the vanities
> there's no bonfire
> absalom, absalom!
> it's a bible study book
> a midsummer night's dream
> you have to be awake to read it
>the color of magic
>book is in black and white
>The Pale King
>no albino absolute ruler anywhere
>>7637169
Someone always has to come in a post a wall of mediocre ones
>>7637236
so you mean all the posters so far?
>>7635906
Looks like everything's coming up Milhouse
>>7636205
you didn't laugh when you realized it was just 700 year old shitty fanfiction?
>>7635906
>A Farewell to Arms
>main character isn't an amputee
>>7635906
>mice are actually significant to Kenny
you did read the book, right?
>>7637322
*Lenny
sorry
>>7636229
>discovering meaning to your life
>finding love
>'punishment'
>>7637322
>replying to a meme
wew
>>7637297
Read The Sun Also Rises. Not an amputee but I've heard the character gets the tip of his dick shot off in the first couple of pages and so he can't pork some gal in Paris he's in love with. The twist (from what I've heard) is that he gets a dirty Jew to fuck her.
>Finnegans Wake
>Fuck man I dunno, maybe they do?
>>7637341
Form what I remember she fucks lots of men, and especially the young stud of a Spaniard bull roper (whatever they're called).
>dat high brow literachur discussion
>>7637328
*Lennie
>>7637423
*L'enn__ye
>In Search of Lost Time
>Possibly the best and most apt title in literature
>>7637436
*Kanye
>>7637361
Oh I fucking chuckled hard.
Good shit, good fucking shit.
>>7635906
>The Fault in Our Stars
>actually way better than a DWM's play
>>7635970
u just got Infinite Meme'd
>>7637026
jajaja
>>7636810
Bruh, I read The Pearl in like 8th grade. bretty based tbqh
>>7637169
that anon eats shit. i laughed.
>The Brothers Karamazov
>Brothers as boring as the title
>House of Leaves
>is an actual house of leaves
>>7637340
But he also goes to Siberia for a while.