you could be enjoying a classic right now, but instead you're

>>7632306
i was just about to read Stephen King

i was just taking a poopie

I can't. She got me hard as fuck and I can't concentrate. I hate when I can't read because I have a hard on and can't fap.

I have two eyes retard

>>7632322
Are you a chameleon?

Ohmigawd I spelled that right on the first try!
Wooo!

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The wageslave serves at the altar of Mammon
While the NEET is enjoying the western canon

Its a classic post.

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really tho

>>7632365
if you can't think of a job that's fun then you're either not that intelligent or so ghettoized that you never met anyone who wasn't a resentful shitlord

>>7632330
Nope, just Sartre.

I fucking hate myself for it, but I spend more time shitposting on /lit/ than actually reading.

There. I said it.

Enjoying that post you mean. Good enough for me.

>>7632339
actually a good post
>>7632306
dumb frogposter

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>>7632306
>HE GOT ME AGAIN

>>7632387
Back to tumblr

>>7632365
> Income tax
Kek

im too high to read more than 3 sentences without forgetting whats happening

But anon, I'm too drunk to read ---- which is precisely why I'm on this board to begin with :O

>just read weber for 6 straight hours while pacing in circles in my kitchen and touching my penis through my underpants
>sit down feeling patrician as fuck
>pathetic OP tells me to read more

Get on my level bitch

>>7632365
100% wagecuck reporting in but i laffed at

>waifus

>>7632567
this... god, I should stop getting stoned

>>7632717
I've recently stopped smoking. My ability to remember and interpret is so much more fluid... And looking back on it I wish I wasn't stoned when I read a lot of different books... I end up struggling to make sense of 3 sentences just like you, but making comparatively less sense of the whole books.

Pot's not really as great as most stoners (and my former self) chalk it up to be

But I'm not a nerd.