Your face when you realize /lit/'s sudden hatred for Thomas Pynchon was started by Pynchon himself
Wallace, Pynchon stocks plunging! John Williams and Willy Gaddis's stocks surging! Unemployment still high! Wages still low!
Haha, what the hell, I leave you guys for a week and this happens? fickle
yes, 'twas i, who called pynchwall the festering tick slobbering into the bloodstream of /lit/, inflicting its moronic and vapid diseases on every unsuspecting /lit/izen, simply wishing to read and enjoy Dostoevsky, or Proust, or even a bit of Dickens, only to be assaulted with chattering monkeys screeching about Infinite Rainbow. The time is nigh for /Lit/ to awaken, and hail and await the new king of Literature, the new lord and master of invention, sincerity, and genius, not the Eternal Shutin, nor the Academic Kamikaze, the false prophets.
No longer shall these memers compare Pynchon to Shakespeare, unironically, and without realization of their immense folly. No longer shall we not see them bow in shame and fear of repercussions for their inane fanslobberings. Let them taste the lash of the whip of Literature!
The other day I was listening to the hip hop station on Sirius XM and they were talking about some Twitter feud between 50 cent and Meek Mill. What caught my attention was when the DJ said, "if there's one thing we know about 50, it's that he's got a lot of time on his hands. Dude likes to make memes, or he's got some people who make them for him."
50 cent could have a professional meme army dissing Pynchon 24/7 all around the internet for all we know.