Anyone read it? Worth a read even if I'm not gay?

>>7617011
Yeah. Make sure you order the "no homo" edition.

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>>7617011
>illustrated edition

Gay sex is fucking awful. I tried it because I thought it was patrician but I didn't like it all. Every angle of a man's body is hard and weird and feels like an aborted mockery of a woman's perfection, and their skin feels like grease and stubble instead of soft and nice.

Gay sex when you're not gay can basically be summed up like this: Imagine going to a foreign culture restaurant and being amazed to see that everyone is huddled over the raw, semi-rotten bodies of dead pigs, ripping flesh and bone off of them with their bare hands. You want to convince yourself that it's just cultural relativism making you nauseous, so you reach in and wrench open a cavity on the corpse and the smell of bile and suffering launches out directly at your face. You flee in terror and never eat there again.

That's what it's like spreading an effeminately moaning man's asscheeks for the first time.

>>7617021
haha

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>>7617044
>not even gay
>have gay secks
shiggy diggy

>>7617044
>That's what it's like spreading an effeminately moaning man's asscheeks for the first time.

tell him to douche his asspussy first u noob

>>7617011

its the same as the straight version, its just drawings of sex. i like watcihng gay porn, but am not gay, so ymmv

>>7617052
>tfw I would probably be getting laid now instead of shitposting If I were gay.

>>7617064
trust me, you wouldn't

>>7617070
We can only wonder.

>>7617070
There must be a bodytype that women dislike but faggots love, right?

>>7617077
Women are faggots.

>>7617044
well that sounds terrible but accurate, thinking of my own body

But maybe since I've never had sex with a woman I can still appreciate homosex despite only being internet gay
>implying I will ever touch a human bean

>>7617070
getting laid by gays is the easiest shit on the fucking planet, you have to be seriously an complete repulsive fuck to not get gay ass...sometimes i think about letting fags suck my dick for cash, but then i think of how annoying they are always calling up looking for dick, fuck off faggots, god damn

>>7617044

I'm bi and I think this turned me straight. Mind if I keep this beautiful diatribe?

>>7617011

Read the reviews on Goodreads/Amazon - some of them are amazingly insecure.

>>7617083

I'd touch you anon.

>>7617044
I'll second this. Women are mental for actually enjoying sex with us.

>>7617084
That's a ridiculous fallacy and quite frustrating actually.
Why would I jeopardise what little social life I have and my career by sleeping around with a bunch of pox ridden scumbags who could give me the consumption.
It's actually difficult to find decent gay men.

>>7617011
>silverstein

>>7617084
its sad that there are real people who find your repulsive personality to be attractive

>>7617597
sure you would, kiddo

sure you would

>>7617011
I cant believe you faggots are all listing this on goodreads. stop it

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>>7617044
>>7617011
>>7617084
>im nto a faggot im 200% straigth i swear