Hi /lit/. Tonight I will be hanging out and drinking with some classmates from uni. I probably won't get laid, so I predict I will get tired after some hours and I'll read for a while sitting on the street before I go home. The question is: what of these books should I start?
>Under the Volcano
>Canterbury Tales
>Fathers and Sons (Turgenev)
>Dubliners (my first Joyce)
>Some short tales by Conrad
>Some manifests by Tristan Tzara
Thanks for your help
Mind yourself just to get hammered tonight, Anon.
>>7616386
If you're going to be hammered, read Joyce or Lowry
>>7616453
The idea is gettin drunk enough to be high without throwin up
>>7616386
a canterbury tale
>I'll read for a while sitting on the street before I go home.
Reminds me of that birthday party I went to 16years ago where I ended up sitting on the driveway cause I wasn't comfortable playing with the others. Thankfully I didn't know I'd be so lonely today.
I've had 6 glasses of port in the last 10 minutes so I'm going to be pretty bevved soon.
Do I read:
>The Iliad (which I'm already reading)
>The Crito
>Beowulf
>A Heidegger essay
>Hypersphere
He goes to uni in the south
>>7617050
>south
More like northern...Spain desu
Short stories man, if you're actually gonna be pretty drunk and not just "buzzed" you don't wanna potentially taint a long reading, and short stories can spur some pretty good ideas drunk.
>>7617035
beowulf
>tfw can't read after just a couple of bears
>>7617119
Fine, think I'll take Dubliners
I might tell yall about my impressions later or not
>>7617132
>tfw I read my first Pynchon (lot 49) while drunk
>>7617132
I saw you post this somewhere earlier today, you outrageous homosexual.
>>7617141
This is my first time on /lit/ in a few days
>>7616386
Based on the selection presented, it is safe to say you're too dumb to understand Tzara, so go with Turgenev
>>7617146
Filthy casual.
>>7617147
>understand dadaizm
Nice meme m80
Hemingway is pretty great to read drunk
>>7617147
Tzara was a bitch.
Dude talked a big game but his Dada was only skin deep.
>>7617147
Kek you'd finished before if you just wrote "I read Tzara"
Why don't you get laid
>>7617247
Too lazy to even try desu