how would you approach this woman?

i wouldn't

Why would I bother her while she's reading? That's really annoying and would probably make her not like me.

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>>7615960
Different than approaching this woman I assure you.

>>7615960
>Mole
Gross.

Sup bae, want to go to your place and watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians?

>>7615960
Imagine being married to an egotistical genius like Miller, and having him force esoteric shit on you all day.

>>7615960
Excuse me. Could you please get out of the way -- you're blocking the shelves?

>>7615960
Ey mama sita, mind if I peruse your mammaries?

Girls in bookshops scare me. I always end up buying something more masculine than I went in for.

>>7615960
Who is the most /lit/ acceptable beauty today inb4 Sasha Grey

>>7615981
Sasha Grey

The only time I ever have success with women is when I'm drunk, and I can never remember what it is that drunk me says or does which gets him (me) laid, so sober me still has no idea how to successfully approach women. According to my friends, drunk me is a right charming bastard, and I wish I knew his ways.

Does anyone else have this problem?

>>7615987
fahk

There is a qt librarian locally, but when we have a back and forth she always name drops books I dont recognize (usually about race and identity) and I name drop books she has only ever seen while putting books away. It always ends awkwardly with us both recommending each other books and neither of us reading them.

>>7615989
Yeah, my friends lie to me all the time.

>>7615960
"U need a ccw 4 those bazookas"

>>7615989
If the women are drunk too, I'd say your secret is getting women drunk.

>>7615960
She looks so different.

Also, read an article on her just now

http://www.marilynmonroe.ca/camera/mags/1post56.htm

Talk Russian /lit/ I guess, desu

>>7615989
That was me when I was 16-21. Since I hit my early 20s whenever I drink I become silent and end up sobbing about my dad who left my family and did a bunch of other fucked up shit. Enjoy the happy drunks while they last OP. As for women, I'd say wait until you meet someone you're comfortable enough with to approach without being lit on alcholol.

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>>7615999
desu desu desu desu

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>>7615994
>(usually about race and identity)

>>7615964
yeah i would stay around her, but wait til she's dropping the book or looking at something else. Then i'd ask if it seems good.

>>7616022
Yeah but shes not queer or a feminist or anything, just hispanic. So she likes hispanic authors and hispanic struggles. Which is ok when It comes to Junot Diaz and Marquez....not so good when it comes to other shit

>>7615960
Hey gurrrl, are your tits really that pointy or are you just happy to read?

>>7615960
Probably sidle up crabwise along the shelf.

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>>7616034
?

>>7615960
Stealthily.

>>7615960
With a bottle of cheap champagne, some barbiturates and a 'mr president' nametag.

>>7615960
"Excuse me, a-are you for real? I thought all women read 50 shades of grey!"

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>>7615960
Ask her why she's pretending to read.

>>7615960
Madonna isn't she?

I don't interrupt people who are reading.

>>7616031
Recommend her some Nationalist Identity books, don't know any hispanic authors though

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>>7616031
Recc Juan Donoso Cortés and Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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>>7615965
teehee

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>>7616168

>>7616116
MY Nigga

>>7615989
It's probably just the confidence increase from being drunk. Do you exercise regularly? Do you fap? Stop fapping and start exercising regularly. Increases confidence and productivity a lot honestly.

>>7616116
Nice. Recommend works on Simón Bolívar and José de San Martín, important nationalist figures of Hispanic america

>>7616245
Manuel Ugarte was a left wing nationalist, should be received well

>>7616001
I know that feel man, I used to be the happiest of drunks and now that I'm older I don't really trust myself to drink hard unless I'm by myself.

>>7615960
id ask her how much she weighs without any clothes on lmao

>>7615960
Not my type. must be really hard to see anythign through all that makeup as well.

>>7616001
same with me, now when i drink i usually get silent unless i'm with close friends, mainly because i'll drunkenly start talking about literature or computer science or some shit no one gives a shit about and look like a nerd

I'd ask her why there are two authors on the cover.
I'm not familiar with the book so even if she's not interested in me I might at least learn something.

Walk up, slap that book out of her hand, grab her by her hair and shove down to my crotch as I take my dick out and say simply, "Suck."

>>7616762
Ibsen wrote the play, Miller wrote the novel.

At least that's what I assume -- I know Ibsen's a playwright.

>>7616027
>i would act like a creepy stalker

>>7616782
that's badass

>>7616216
>Stop fapping and start exercising regularly. Increases confidence and productivity a lot honestly.

Only if you're one of those people who feels bad about fapping because of your environment

Nofap is a spook that helps people who are subject to other spooks

exercise sure, but nofap is literally crypto-abrahamic broscience

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>>7616168
oh fuck

>>7615960
Slowly yet steadily

>>7615960
so...you contemplating suicide?

>>7615960
Hello there, I noticed that you had quite magnificent breasts m'lady. (tips fedora) Some women nowadays would be offended by such a statement because feminism has rotted their brains.

>>7615960
i would be asking why what cook book she is looking to read

I wish I had the "I've had three existential crises" pasta

>nervously pace neighboring shelves and try to build up confidence
>spend exorbitant amounts of energy crafting a witty opener
>walk up, hesitate, and then stammer out what I planned on saying in a disjointed and inarticulate manner
>get rejected or ignored
>think about it before I go to sleep every night until my death

>walk up right in front of her and stare silently
>when she looks, slap the book out of her hand and smirk
>grab her chin and bend over to face her
>look her straight in the eyes
>"Ibsen is a cuck, and you are a pleb."
>slap her ass
>go home and gleefully read IJ for the 40th time

>>7615960
>reading your husband's works
pleb

>>7615971
Be more original; this post wasn't funny.

>>7615972
Stop, your'e making my member tumescent.

>>7615960
And: you don't plan on reading the whole first act here, do you? How about you come over to my place and let me slip my thick dick in your slick slit?

>>7615974
Nice, HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. No really, that was fucking rich. Talk about misdirectiòn, LOL.

Anyway, keep it up, man–! Too many people are 'whack' these days, chasin' waterfalls and whatnot hehe~

>>7615960
With my cock in my hand and my balls in my throat.

More like with my balls in my hand sand dick in my ass.

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>>7615979

>>7618759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60&list=PL8D511202DEE1EE7D&index=13

>Excuse me, I think the book I'm looking for is behind you
>crowd her before she can move out of the way
>smile and shift with her as she tries to choose a direction to move
>she bushes as my hands grab the shelf behind her, my arms over her shoulders
>we kiss passionately
>I fuck her in the vagina and pull out and blow my load on the page she was reading.
>grab book
>close it
>put it on the shelf and leave

>Ibsen is such a shit playwright, amirite?

>>7615960
i can finallly see if hamsun's "youre losing your book, miss! " pickup line really works

>>7615960
>The female knows that the good lover appears as selfish towards her, in bed or not, just as much as she is towards the other men, if not more. The lover and the female match, click, the relationship sparkles to better enliven her. This new kind of man is the second and last sub-kind : the man who is not devoted to the female and even less to her sensual quest; a man having such an independence form her, that she senses it quite easily. This man belong to the alpha kind. The alpha man naturally turns the table with the woman : all indifferent that he is when he must deal with her, it is now the woman who must show that she is worthy of him, typically in hearing that she is wrong in behaving in such or such manners which makes her strive after that she thinks that the alpha man betters her; whereas, when it comes to men seeking validation through her, the betas proudly do not demand anything from the woman, the woman waits for the first men, amongst the flock of all the betas, who complete her list of requisites. If the beta dares to negate his docility suddenly, the woman will drop him or punish him. In one word, the beta is primarily devoted, the woman is primarily egotistic, the alpha is primarily narcissistic. The woman confuses the narcissism of the alpha and her egotism : she is drawn to him.

>>7615996
lel

>>7618970
who?

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>>7616168
fucking kek.

>>7615965
wow, she looks so much like Wittgenstein in this pic.

>>7615960
>read at home bitch, you're blocking the shelves

>>7615960
It depends on whether I have an opinion on what she's reading or not.

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>>7619344
does it?

>>7619360
Is making fun of a woman's taste the right way to go about it though?

I mean at least you aren't coming on too friendly to the woman, or would it be better to start by doing the opposite and compliment what they are reading?

>>7617337
>knowing nothing about the reward centers of your brain

>>7619402
>Is making fun of a woman's taste the right way to go about it though?
It is if she ever wants to 'come right'.

>>7619402
>ask what they're reading
>if you know it, make some insider joke they would enjoy from reading it to gain rapport
>if you don't know it, ask about the plot or the characters so far

Of course, you always need to consider that she doesn't want to talk to you and is just annoyed. You won't get anywhere if she's annoyed so if you read it in her voice, body, tone, or if she just tells you(rare) then fuck off. Because you're not getting anywhere.

Generally on the graph of attractiveness and easy approaching, ugly girls won't mind as much, average girls will be easily annoyed, slightly above average girls will be very easily annoyed, and very pretty girls won't mind as much(they're used to men keeping their distance and not thinking of them as real human beings, so it's a nice change of pace).

Bookstores aren't the greatest place but hey if you want to cop that patrician gf ...

>>7619402
She means 'some short ugly fat guy made fun of me', not 'some male model made fun of me'. Different rules.

>>7617337
I'm the fag you responded to.

Actually I would say fapping is fine. If it doesn't involve porn, and if it's not in excess. Porn fucked with my erections while having actual sex for some time.

For me, though, getting rid of porn from my life mostly stopped my urges to fap, until I regained my sexual imagination.

>>7615965
How does one pick up sylvia plath? I read the Bell Jar, and it seems like you have to be tall, foreign, with a somewhat abusive demeanor and either be smarter than her (college professor) or near retarded (auto salesman).

Also you have to impress her with your knowledge of lit, but at the same time not be a pleb.