The only time I ever have success with women is when I'm drunk, and I can never remember what it is that drunk me says or does which gets him (me) laid, so sober me still has no idea how to successfully approach women. According to my friends, drunk me is a right charming bastard, and I wish I knew his ways.
There is a qt librarian locally, but when we have a back and forth she always name drops books I dont recognize (usually about race and identity) and I name drop books she has only ever seen while putting books away. It always ends awkwardly with us both recommending each other books and neither of us reading them.
>>7615989 That was me when I was 16-21. Since I hit my early 20s whenever I drink I become silent and end up sobbing about my dad who left my family and did a bunch of other fucked up shit. Enjoy the happy drunks while they last OP. As for women, I'd say wait until you meet someone you're comfortable enough with to approach without being lit on alcholol.
>>7616022 Yeah but shes not queer or a feminist or anything, just hispanic. So she likes hispanic authors and hispanic struggles. Which is ok when It comes to Junot Diaz and Marquez....not so good when it comes to other shit
>>7615989 It's probably just the confidence increase from being drunk. Do you exercise regularly? Do you fap? Stop fapping and start exercising regularly. Increases confidence and productivity a lot honestly.
>>7616001 same with me, now when i drink i usually get silent unless i'm with close friends, mainly because i'll drunkenly start talking about literature or computer science or some shit no one gives a shit about and look like a nerd
>nervously pace neighboring shelves and try to build up confidence >spend exorbitant amounts of energy crafting a witty opener >walk up, hesitate, and then stammer out what I planned on saying in a disjointed and inarticulate manner >get rejected or ignored >think about it before I go to sleep every night until my death
>walk up right in front of her and stare silently >when she looks, slap the book out of her hand and smirk >grab her chin and bend over to face her >look her straight in the eyes >"Ibsen is a cuck, and you are a pleb." >slap her ass >go home and gleefully read IJ for the 40th time
>Excuse me, I think the book I'm looking for is behind you >crowd her before she can move out of the way >smile and shift with her as she tries to choose a direction to move >she bushes as my hands grab the shelf behind her, my arms over her shoulders >we kiss passionately >I fuck her in the vagina and pull out and blow my load on the page she was reading. >grab book >close it >put it on the shelf and leave
>>7615960 >The female knows that the good lover appears as selfish towards her, in bed or not, just as much as she is towards the other men, if not more. The lover and the female match, click, the relationship sparkles to better enliven her. This new kind of man is the second and last sub-kind : the man who is not devoted to the female and even less to her sensual quest; a man having such an independence form her, that she senses it quite easily. This man belong to the alpha kind. The alpha man naturally turns the table with the woman : all indifferent that he is when he must deal with her, it is now the woman who must show that she is worthy of him, typically in hearing that she is wrong in behaving in such or such manners which makes her strive after that she thinks that the alpha man betters her; whereas, when it comes to men seeking validation through her, the betas proudly do not demand anything from the woman, the woman waits for the first men, amongst the flock of all the betas, who complete her list of requisites. If the beta dares to negate his docility suddenly, the woman will drop him or punish him. In one word, the beta is primarily devoted, the woman is primarily egotistic, the alpha is primarily narcissistic. The woman confuses the narcissism of the alpha and her egotism : she is drawn to him.
>>7619402 >ask what they're reading >if you know it, make some insider joke they would enjoy from reading it to gain rapport >if you don't know it, ask about the plot or the characters so far
Of course, you always need to consider that she doesn't want to talk to you and is just annoyed. You won't get anywhere if she's annoyed so if you read it in her voice, body, tone, or if she just tells you(rare) then fuck off. Because you're not getting anywhere.
Generally on the graph of attractiveness and easy approaching, ugly girls won't mind as much, average girls will be easily annoyed, slightly above average girls will be very easily annoyed, and very pretty girls won't mind as much(they're used to men keeping their distance and not thinking of them as real human beings, so it's a nice change of pace).
Bookstores aren't the greatest place but hey if you want to cop that patrician gf ...
>>7615965 How does one pick up sylvia plath? I read the Bell Jar, and it seems like you have to be tall, foreign, with a somewhat abusive demeanor and either be smarter than her (college professor) or near retarded (auto salesman).
Also you have to impress her with your knowledge of lit, but at the same time not be a pleb.
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