/lit/ humour thread?

>>7595661
That can't be real.

>>7595628
>>7595703

Haha, t'was a merry laugh indeed gentlemen. I see you too have managed to ascertain the humourosity of taking things to the next level, if you will, the meta level. Meta is something that can only be appreciated by minds of a certain size and inclination, such as our own, and I am indeed overjoyed that you have thus chosen to share a good, intelligent observation with the community at large - or at least, those with the superior intelligence needed to grasp it.

The pleasure I feel from you merry gentlemen is indeed not entirely unlike the pleasure I derive from having a velvet fedora graze upon my brow.

>>7595621

I don't get it

>>7595727
The funniest thing in the thread

>>7595800
Who.'re those 2 guys?

>>7595812
Pretending to be reddit stopped being funny 5 days ago

>>7595812

Zizek and Chomsky

>>7595621
If I wanted humor I'd read your thread

>>7595883
Fail burn

>>7595621
Yikes

>>7596010
Because it's the Constance Garnett translation?

>>7595800
was that Nolan's intention?

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>>7595851

>>7596469
Only thing I laughed at in this thread because of how shitty goodreads' community is.

>>7596399
every time

>>7596497
Participating in that thread is one of my crowning achievements.

>>7596519
you were probably the baby tampon guy, you fucking asshole

>>7596427
this image is a fucking mess

who the fuck puts something like this together and thinks "yeah, this is good"

then to top it all off they had to plaster le epic reaction images all over the god damn thing, holy shit i'm mad

>>7596539
YOU FUCKING RETARD THERE'S EVEN A FUCKING LEGEND CAN YOU EVEN READ I'M FUCKING IRATED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>7595661
hahahhahaha

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>>7596399

>>7596399
classic berrycone

>>7596427
>implying transexuals aren't mentally ill

people need to stop this
I couldn't care less about people wanting to do things to their own body, but there is no way it is not a mental illness

>>7596542
There are more reaction images in there than actual text and content

Plus all the blown up and out of order posts, it's trash

>at Books-A-Million because I got a gift certificate
>it's located at a busy mall here that gets a lot of foot traffic
>as I'm perusing the finest literature known to untermensch man I am approached by an employee
>"Sir," she says, "can I help you with anything?"
>I move my trilby (NOT FEDORA, PLEBEIANS) out of the way of my eyes (it's a little big for me), I stare her straight in her ravishing hazel orbs
>"DAVID FOSTER WALLACE," I holler.
>she recoils in fear, my words clearly too advanced for her.
>I lower myself to her level of intellect
>"DAVEY FOSTY WALLY"
>she not only looks fearful but now confused
>I bellow "DAVEY FOSTY WALLY" several more times as other browsers of the store look on in a mix of horror and curiosity
>"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave..." she spits out like a snake hawking venom
>"DAVEY FOSTY WALLY" I continue to yell as I walk to my mother's parked car from when I told her to wait for me
>with a final scream of "DAVEY FOSTY WALLY" I open the door and get in
>"find anything good, honey?" my mom inquires
>"no," my face a mask of disappointment
>"let's go to Chick-Fil-A then, we'll get some tenders."
>I smile slightly, thinking about the succulent breading and tender white meat I'll soon be enjoying

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>>7596439
HOLY SHIT

>>7596577
BUT I LIKE IT

>>7596539
>>7596577

to top it all off, it wasn't that funny either. thread derailed by shitposting, happens all the time, everywhere.

that get was ok doe

>>7596427

I'm really, really happy everyone follows the stupid /v/ retard guide of doing images like this. It's so clear and concise on telling me exactly what I need to laugh at sort of like a laugh track on a television show. Thank God that they have singled out every hilarious and uproarious image and significant bit of text.

My mind is like that of a child (the only beings that could receive any sort of enjoyment from flashing lights and pressing buttons) and I am happy that 4chan now caters to me.

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Someone post the sasha grey thread

>>7596427
>homosexuality
>transexuality
>incest
>Ask someone who's an expert
/lit/ gets worse and worse everyday. That was probably Butterfly.

>>7596097
Cus the dude on the cover looks like a Seinfeld character

>>7596670
>tfw I did this too
>tfw fapped to old dictionary definitions of masturbation

I'm not joking.

>>7596681
Me too, even today I sometimes search for dirty words on the Advanced English Dictionary (app for Windows) and I get hard. Sometimes the suggestion of lewdness is more erotic than seeing people have sex in porn.

>>7596632
I don't get it

>>7595621
if I wanted humor I'd ask how many words per minute you read

>>7596670
>>7596681
>>7596691
>guy says he jacked off to dictionaries on /co/
>gets ridiculed
>screen is posted on /lit/
>People admit to having done the same

not sure what to take of this, but it's something

>>7596524
Nah, that was me.

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everytime

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>>7596715
Related, though not entirely /lit/

>>7596747
>Puig
Did DFW like him? I am from Arg. and I seldom hear people speak about him

>>7596431
lol

>>7595812
Shakespeare and Milton

>>7595638
kek

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/lit/: the picture

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>>7596855
>i wish i was at home working on my postmodern novella
>schopenhauer would retract everything he said about aesthetics if he heard this shit music
>tfw not on psychedelics
>i wish i was in bed drowning my sorrows with wine contemplating suicide
>i wish i had sleeping pills to OD on right now

>>7596632

So this is a confirmed joke, then?

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>>7595621

>>7597120
the font joke was good

>>7596598
I did not see that coming, that was great

>>7597098
kek'ed.

>>7596427
did a schizophrenic compile this image, jesus christ man

>>7595661
>>7595710
http://www.amazon.com/The-Brothers-Karamazov-Illustrated-Audiobook-ebook/dp/B017YB4AJ4

>>7597270
>Illustrated Audiobook

>And now imagine uh... there's a picture of a guy- well, actually there's several guys, one of them is shorter than the other ones. I guess that's true by definition, shit wait well, one of them is QUITE short
>not like medically short just markedly shorter than the others. It's possible that the rest of them are just unusually tall, but from the scenery I think it's more likely the one guy is short.
>none of this is the point, really. so okay -

>>7595800
plato's cave allegory for the people asking about it

>>7597308
Oh wow, we had no idea, thank you oh great learned philosophy master!

>>7597314
There was one guy who had no idea. Don't be a faget brah

>>7596456
idk but even if it was, so what

nolan is such a glorified tool. shit tier movies.

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>>7597169

>>7597179
Moy kekkels

>>7596539
>>7596577
I remember a few days after the thread the guy who made the image was posting it around and bragging while people were giving him props

>>7596579
2/10

>>7597370
kek
best in thread

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Fresh OC straight from Amazon.

>>7597336
Everyone knows Joyce is the superior writer and his work mops the floor with pinecone

>>7597314
sorry mang, new to /lit/ and I thought I could be helpful. won't happen again :(

>>7597179
>niggers
kek

>>7596740
What the fuck is this?

>>7597475
refers to the "pulley problem"

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>>7595621
Don't mind if I do.

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>>7597270

>Illustrated Audiobook

>>7597270
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_ebooks_2?ie=UTF8&field-author=Pablo&search-alias=digital-text&text=Pablo&sort=relevancerank

Most of of the covers that guy made are pure jokes.

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>>7597563
lel

>>7596010
I'm fucking sure this is the vocalist of Creed.

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>>7596010
>>7597574
No this is Jack White

>>7595727
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>7596514
"Every time"?
Chirst that image is only like three months old fuck leave

>>7595661
Keeeeek this kills me

>>7597484
I think you mean the "trolley problem"

>>7596715
This remains impressive no matter how many times I see it.

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>>7596715
>purest agony would surely follow
>I must admit your physique is grand
>for yourself

classic

>>7599256
so you can drop the first 3 potter books?

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Hey Faggots,
My name is David Cameron Casy, Katie’s fiancee, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pseudointellectual, illiterate, plebians who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass words. You are everything pretentious in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever done a book review? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of dilettantes who read YA because they don’t deserve to live, but you all take to a whole new level by attacking a vestal virgin who loves classical literature, and STICHING! This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on astrologically themed tumblrs.
Don’t be a Camusian stranger. Just hit me with your best shot, like HemMingday did. I’m pretty much patrician. I was he captain my captain of the poetry team, and starter on my Greeks. What languages do you speak, other than “new sincerity meme speak”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot virginal fiancee with a fully intact hymen (she just blew me and swallowed like all reading girls do; Shit was SO cash). You are all plebs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>7599397
i want to deflower zizek

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>>7599384

>>7599183
No, I think he means the "pulley problem". It refers to the dilemma put upon man when he must decide between pulling an exceptionally handsome man's dick or pulling the dicks of five men of average complexion.

>>7599404
>Don't be a Camusian stranger

sensible_chuckle.gif

>>7596670
Oh god, other people did this?
My shitty paperback dictionary had the page with "clitoris" dog-eared so I could find it whenever I wanted to jerk off.

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>>7599490
wew, feeling pretty smug right now

>>7599404

10 / 10

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>>7599490
Not /lit/, but still relevant

>>7599490
I'm an /ic/ fag who appreciates a good read now and then. I'm okay with this.

Stealing these for my facebook meta ironic meme page

>>7599490
Why did you decide to make a thread about this?

>>7599535
I think that I'm on mount stupid /lit/-wise.
>captcha: select all images with mountains
fug

>>7599563
At least tell us which so we can like it or at least browse it for a cheap laugh on a hungover sunday afternoon

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>>7597563
kek

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>>7596461

>>7599535
/x/ is just a board for fucking around and reading spoopypastas. But I would never take it seriously.

>>7596640
godamn, /lit/!

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>>7599649
yeah, I like going to /x/ for spooky picture though.
Deep sea threads have some cool stuff too, but you can't take the stuff people write seriously

Wanna hear a joke? Infinite Jest

>>7597192 (OP)#

>>7597493
love this one

>>7599720
KEK
And it's 420 kb lmao XDDDDD

>>7596598
excellent

>>7599729
DUDE

>>7599732
WEED

>>7599736
LMAO

>>7596670
Totes did this. I had memorized the definition for masturbation and would mentally chant it like some sort of mantra while I jerked off.

>>7596427
Half of the posts in this image are mine.

>>7599531
This is brilliant

Saved

>>7599563
>>7599588
it's going to be on the philosopher's meme

I'm 100% sure

>>7599414
kek'd

>>7599535
>in reality our whole existance is extremely paranormal
THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>7599588
The Indifferent Fish
Really underground 20 likes only half from my memer friends
Mostly shit stolen from here

>>7597179
Rajoy?

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This one is fresh

>>7599256
>book of the unexplained
i read that and the second

>>7597475
It was a fantastic thread, my guy. Sorry to see you missed it. The archive's down right now, so, suck it newfag

>>7596764
Yes, DFW adored him,-- a major inspiration.

>>7597169
it's just 'ruggles' mate

>>7600702

fucking jeje

>>7600702
holy shit

>>7596427
This could have been organized more intelligently

>>7599700
What's that?

>>7600702
What board ?

>>7601822
It looks like /r9k/.

>>7600702
oh boy

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>>7601020
a big grouper

Goddamn, Google! Stop watching me

>>7599490
i'm affraid where to place /s4s/

>>7595780
twilight is in both lists

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Are there any books which artistically/poetically depict the act of shitting?
Shit has unfortunately become a very pertinent topic in my life recently.

>>7601966
Whoops, meant to make a new thread... Oh well, could kind of fit here.

>>7601966
Inferno has smoothtalkers eat shit

>>7601966
Gravity's Rainbow

>>7601966
Bloom takes a shit at the beginning of Ulysses. Chapter 3 I guess?

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>>7595621
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>>7595812
Schopenhauer and Marx

>>7596497
one of /lit/'s darkest hours

>>7599414
laughing

>>7596709
a living legend

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>>7599442

>>7602803
Would watch.

>>7602803
Heidegger is sexy af.

>>7596396
>die because parents were too ugly to fuck a god
Fuck

>>7603150
Heidegger was a fucking Nazi

>>7603186
Nazism is a kinky thing

this thread: another proof that /lit/ cannot into humour

>>7601966
The Tunnel.

>>7599436
chuckled

>>7601966
gravity's rainbow has a scene where somebody gets shat in the mouth and enjoys it

>>7601966
The unbearable lightness of being talks about the aesthetics of girls shitting a bunch.

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>>7599490

>>7595812
It's Aristotle and Homer :) It's talking of course about Aristotle'stheory about how if you wennt into a cave you would want to get out. Don't worry if you didn't get it, the work can only reaally be appreciated by scholars of the classics like myself. :^*

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>>7597563
endless source of laffs

>>7599490
>people still falling for this meme

>>7596670
>I once jerked off to a fantasy in which I was fucking The Grand Canyon
kek

>>7596744
>implying the Forces aren't all entropic

>>7596681
So did I when I was younger. First with words in my native tong, then in English when I started having lessons, and later in French. When I was in uni, I did the same for German. Even nowadays, I still open the dictionaries looking for the naughty words. It's strange but I like it a lot.

Requesting that one picture that compares Garcia Marquez, Borges, Fuentes and Joyce with smileys.

>>7596439
wow this is the first time someone has taken a screenshot of a post I made
Thanks senpai

>>7604265
You're a cunt, I bet you even live in the first world

>>7597179
>dark
>unspeakable names and languages, obobabunga and shit
>they are all crazy ass retarded
>race is older than whites
>they're horrible

holy shit

>>7596413
i remember this thread.

>>7596416
Fuckin' LAUGHED at this.
mates...

>>7596855
>tfw my life is becoming notes from underground
how can you read that book and still become the mouse
jesus fuck

>>7601020
http://www.chron.com/hunting-fishing/article/Gulf-grouper-swallows-4-foot-shark-in-a-single-5703444.php#photo-6754949

>>7596010
I keep seeing this, and even though I already have C&P, I want to just buy this and have it at the end of a shelf, half obscured by a bookend, and have people wonder what the fuck it is.

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>>7596715

>2016
>Baneposting enters its fourth calendar year

I've never laughed harder than at that fucking GermanWings crash.

>>7604390
If you dont understand this go back to reddit

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>all of his opinions are moot

>>7604468
>implying reddit is different
Narcissists are everywhere.

>>7600702
>Her dick...
THIS AIN'T ANG-LISH

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>>7595638

>>7595800
best page

>>7596670
I did this too. That and pictures of naked ladies in renaissance art.

>>7604509
analytical philosophy is literally a meme

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>>7604444

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>>7604444
The comments on the article still get me

>>7595661

that's not funny

>>7599158
underrated

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>>7595621

>>7601867
[s4s] simultaneously occupies every IQ.

>>7603221
I would suggest you recalibrate your ulnar nerve senpai.

>>7604390
we're a sad people, fated to endlessly lower ourselves into the abyss.

>>7604794
>I can't love people so I choose a bullshit cynic identity

>>7595883
What are you doing so far from the gym /fit/-san?

>>7596670

I did that too dude

"boob"

>>7596715

You don't say "exeunt all". "Exeunt" already means that.

>>7604807
>this is what /adv/ believes

>>7604851
I don't go to /adv/.

>>7597652
This is a myth

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>>7599490
>opninions
>misinformed
>unbiased

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>>7604444
Baneposting is dying though
people predicted snokeposting would surpass it, but i haven't seen any for a while

>>7604504
well, he's kind'a right, even if it doesn't sound very uplifting

>>7604444
>>7606096

Sheevposting is the wave of the future

>>7597187
You're a dumb piece of shit, nigger.

>>7597493
well written

>>7599382

Spinoza is misfiled.

>>7601966
Just Above My Head, James Baldwin

>>7596702
I used to jack off to fine art. For example is there any porno hotter than the birth of Venus?

>>7597270
Wow. This is real? There is homosexuality in The Brothers Karamazov? It's been a while since I read it but don't recall homosexuality into play....

>>7601867
[s4s] is probably a mix of smart people, and stupid people who don't get irony.

>>7604807
That was nothing but a nice tin can full of sardines, my friend.

>>7607208
It's true though.

>>7606453
this desu

>>7595727
>>7595785
go back to reddit

>>7601960
saved

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>>7599643

>>7596497
ah this was my first thread on /lit/

good times

>>7597187
>>7599731
fucking newfags

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>>7595727
Merry meme

>>7600702
Ok now that's a meme

>>7595661
Is this the new Wordsworth classic edition I've been hearing so much about?

>>7596709
GOO GOO GA GA

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>>7596670
>>7596681
>>7596691
>>7599515
congrats, you just proved why /lit/ is the masterrace on 4chan
did an update to the screen for ya

>>7595661

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>>7609922
woops wasted my dubs

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>>7609716
i actually own this disgusting abomination of a cover

>>7609728
Shit, I posted in that original thread.