Imagine if instead of The Princess Bride, Columbo had decided to read his grandson something like The Story of O? The Sleeping Beauty trilogy? Fifty Shades of Grey?
"Is this a kissing book?"
Yes, what if?
What if Neitzche had been Polish?
What if David Foster Wallace had worn melons on his face instead of glasses?
These are all examples of questions that do not need to be asked. Not only do they propose investigation into an idea that simply does not matter, but they also are not insightful or humorous in any way. These, friend, constitute what we here on 4chin like to call "shitposts".