So how does one live the lit life?

Dumpster diving during insomniac nights + selling found items on eBay

Writing identical ideas while sober and while drunk and then compiling the results

Living in your office/bedroom

Never interacting with people

>>7571461
Read maybe 10 books a year while memeing about the books you've never read to seem smart.

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>>7571729
butthurt pleb detected

Don't own a TV. Don't own a console.
Own a mechanical keyboard. Own an iPhone,
or a Samsung Galaxy Tab Note 7 whatever.
Have an addiction (hint: its 4chan,
first and foremost, because 4chan is
there for you when drugs are not. Anon
represents a constant supply of companionship
piped straight into your veins.
Whenever and wherever you can join us,
we are here, with open arms). Try to keep up
with the news, but don't trust any one source,
because its all a scam, a corpulent matrix
of corporate-designed mind-traps. Read the Greeks.
Fancy yourself clever enough to grasp the content.
Fancy that others are not.
Never crack your spine. Never mar you dust jacket.
But carry yourself everywhere,
ensure you are well-traveled, and everyone knows it.