>So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane
What did he mean by this?
He's playing to his male fans's fantasies of a woman who makes up for their quiet beta personalities. He is also playing to his female's fantasies of being exciting whirlwinds. Listen to any women folk singer if you don't believe that.
Pretty smart, t b h. It's working isn't it?
I hated Looking for Alaska. It was an embarrassingly long string of gimmicks supposed to make teenagers think about life and death and stuff. Why are you making me think about this shitty novel again?
This is a shit thread so I might as well add my shovelfull and turn it into a diary thread. I'm a nofriends loner in uni and I checked facebook today after two weeks of blissful silence and reading to realise that my exams were the reason we had two weeks off. I didn't go to them at all.
How fucked am I? Post reassurance, insults and tell stories of yourself where you missed exams. Shower me in your warm pissey "literary lifestyle" drivel. Please.
It's an expression of John Green's Freudian impulse to sublimate himself in the Dionysian mysteries of the feminine, which women are themselves subconsciously compelled to pretend that they enjoy and appreciate (so that they'll constantly vocalise how much they love weak, worshipful, adoring men, which will cause those men to proliferate as servitors in every generation), when on the inside they are really looking for someone to come and pee all over their Dionysian and take it by force, then raid their fridge for beer and never call them again.
John Green is the most artful weaver of the feminine superficial. Make no mistakes that underneath, he is also the most artful fridge-raiding pussy destroyer. John Green is himself an exoteric text, a life lived as pure art.
What's a 9-10?
>What the fuck were you thinking?
I didn't think. I heard somewhere that the exams were on the 15th so I thought "fuck it, let's read, shitpost and wank off".
There is one exam on the 15th but it's fucking Sociology. Don't get me wrong, I like the subject but grade wise it's bottom tier.
Being told you have terminal brain cancer on the same day you're told by your wife that she cucked you and you've been raising the children of who you thought was your best friend for half your life, something like that.
I have never tried anything similar to what you're going through, so I can't provide any insight as to how bad it is - but isn't there something like re-exams for when people are sick or otherwise not able to participate?
I just found out, looking through the facebook page of my university year, there's this prettyerasmus chick (I think she's south american) who missed the exams too because she was sick. I can always try to go along with that and also get to talk to her. Only problem is pic related is actually my facebook profile pic because I don't know how to selfie and also I don't have friends.
I only got facebook to keep myself posted on school stuff which is a fucking blunder I now realise.
Send her a message explaining how you missed the exams too(not because you /lit/ted, shitposted, and jerked) and ask her if she knows in what way to move forward. She's in the same year and education, right?
Profile pic doesn't matter. I mean it's pretty shit, but whatever.
I don't have many thoughts, except go with the sick angle, and you may be able to unfuck yourself yet.
Contact whoever's in charge immediately. The longer you dally, the further in the cock goes.
just checked fb (I feel a fag saying that but that's the reality)
Some dude commented on her post saying what to do which is to go to some office. If I go tomorrow I may bump into her.
Now, her post was ignored for a few days until I commented to say that I too had missed the exams. Is it far fetch'd to think that maybe she'll be grateful (as in open) to me?
>If I go tomorrow I may bump into her.
Definitely go and sort it out.
>Is it far fetch'd to think that maybe she'll be grateful (as in open) to me?
What the fuck are you doing, man? Just finish this uni shit up then think about your dick.
Wow, that's fucking deep. I get the feeling he's not just talking about rain... there's something more to what he's saying, something that makes you think and read between the lines. This guy surely has to go down as one of the most intelligent writers in history.
Mfw greenposting is becoming almost as prevalent as daveposting
Cry, plead, offer to suck dicks, maybe even lie to your professors/ provide them with elaborate forgeries that explain where you were for all of your exams. Just completely debase yourself and see where that gets you. If they show no pity, you're no worse off than before. It's something that might alter how the rest of your life goes, get on it.
He went to my school and is the commencement speaker this year... Chalmers and John Crowe Ransom are rolling over in their graves.