Who is the coolest author ever to have lived? And why is it Byron?

Byron was a delusional faggot. He was a political peon.

I'd say Alan Moore.
>anarchist
>best comic writer ever
>believes in crazy occult shit
>looks like pic related

>>7569014
So lightweight Crowley with crayons?

>>7569014
do i even need to say where you need to go back to?

>>7568811
Byron was a delusional faggot. He was a political peon.
I'd say John Green
>no deep ideas
>best romance writer
>believes in boring, mundane shite
>has a YouTube channel
>looks like a stupid faggot

Meh, Byron was an actual cuck.

>>7569014
>best comic writer ever

Bit like being employee of the month at Pizza Hut.

Gotta be either Thompson or Hemingway.

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DFW (pbuh)

Just guess

Fag
Whore
Thief
Homeless
Con
Traitor

>>7569161
I didn't know your mom was a writer.

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>>7568811
>be Byron
>go to Greece
>get a flu
>die
lmao, Byron is cool and all but Pushkin was a certified madman

>>7569014
>>7569042


I came here to call Byron a faggot as well.

>>7569330
Pushkin was a cringeworthy Byron-copier

>>7569348
>Pushkin
>fought in 29 duels and was killed in the last one

>Byron
>constantly running away from people because of autism
sure lad

>>7569161
Marlowe

>>7568811
Rousseau

>>7569161
genet

>>7569161
Oscar Wilde