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>read book called "less miserables"
>they become more miserable by the end of the book

hugo you lying sack of shit
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>>7568624
>read book called ''1984''
>year of the action is never specified and feels kinda 1960s-y

Eh Orwell...
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>reading trials of socrates
>By the end Socrates confesses his crimes and says i owe you an apology

Plato you hack
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>"Who is it?" she questioned.
>"Looks like the sailor who fell from grace with the sea," he replied.

Mishimia you fucking hack.
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>OP hasn't read the book but comes up with the pun while looking at it in a bookstore
>races home to make a thread about his pun
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>>7568701
>complaining about shifty jokes on a Mongolian smoke signalling symposium
surely you must have something better to do
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>Read "Wife of Bath's Tale"
>Not a single tale about washing apparatus

Chaucer....
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>>7568624
I dunno about that on balance really.
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>read the jabberwock

>it's not about flim-flamming the zim-zam
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>>7568624


Which was intentional as more and more characters are killed off in in increasingly french ways, leaving 'less miserables' alive each chapter.
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>Read a book called "War and Peace"
>There are actually periods of war and peace

Are you kidding me!?!
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>Read a book called "Brave New World"
>Written in the past
Huxley is a confirmed hack
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>Read a book called Ham on Rye
>not one mention of a Jewish Delicatessen

Bukowski you son of a bitch
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>read "The Great Gatsby"
>nothing about it is great

Fitzgerald you fucking hack
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>>7570505
Wait, it's not?
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>>7570687

more like 'the gatsby'
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>read "Atlas Shrugged"
>it's not about greek mythology

I have trust problems now
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>"hey anon, here's a book about a guy that goes hiding in grain fields and killing people."
>reads Catcher in the Rye

What the fuck, Salinger, this book is full of pussy-ass feelings
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>Read Anna Karenina
>It's about a woman named Anna Karenina
Pssshh, Tolstoy is so predictable.
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Read "American Psycho"
Praise Bret Ellis
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>>7571392
I stared at your old post for like five minutes trying to find the connection between American Psycho and bees. :D
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>read book called ''hunger''
>never even got hungry
Hamsun is a joke. With that name and everything.
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>>7571423
I don't get ur jk meme.

I swear he's hungry throughout most of the book.
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>>7571423
>infinite jest
>not infinite

>Ulysses
>not Odysseus
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>>7568624
Are you fucking retarded?

It's a french novel named "Les Miserables". "Les" is not "less". It means "The", it's a french word you dumbass.
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>>7571521
>being this new
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>>7571521
Jesus...
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>>7568624
>read Dune
>there's more than one dune in fact its' about a whole FREAKIN desert planet!!
Herbert you HACK!!!
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>>7568725

You know what the prime characteristic of reddit is? The endless shitty puns. In the few instances I've visited reddit, I have never seen a thread where the comment chain with most popularity points was not and endless chain of increasingly nauseating and unfunny puns. Upwards to 50 puns on the same basic and incredibly forced premise - a premise that is never, ever funny. Regurgitation of what is already vomit. The failure of the human spirit encapsulated.

This is why we should call it out when we see it here.
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>>7571594
>>7571696

>Falling for the countertroll

Jesus Christ man, have some dignity.
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>Read a portrait of the artist as a young man
>not one pictures throughout the book

>read The Dead
>no zombies

>read my diary
>no gf
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>read no longer human
>no vampires

Dazai Please
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I walk through the bookstores at the mall, see what's new and interesting, take pictures of the covers with my phone, then download them at home.
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>read The Republic
>Sex and prestige for the elites, remains true to the Republican platform.

Hey, at least Plato didn't deceive me.
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>>7571880
you just didnt get the patrish edition :^)
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>>7571521
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>>7571594
>>7571696
>>7572847

>falling for obvious bait
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>>7572868
I'm not falling for anything. I just enjoy posting dank wallaces
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>Read book called "Stoner"

>Main character doesn't get high

Williams you sly dog.
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>read sword and sorcery
>it's literally about swords and sorcery

what in the holy shit did i get myself into
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>Read Naked Lunch

>Pic related

Burroughs knows how to dig himself into a hole.
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>>7571740
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>>7573636

>Posting this shit on a Pompeiian Carrier Pigeon Farm
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>>7573631
he was still alive when that aired
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>>7573631
wasn't Naked Lunch a colloquial term for a very open and frank discussion?
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>Divine """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Comedy"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>7573636
but the 'what is actually happening' bit isn't what is actually happening at all though
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>>7573636

>Falling for the meta-countertroll

holy shit just stop
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>>7572868
>falling for the obvious double bait
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>>7571734
>go on lit
>it's shit
how's this?
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>>7568624
>read a sportsman's sketches
>it's a bunch of text with no drawings in it
TURGENEEEEEEV!
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>>7571380
He rapes his sister Phoebe.
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>>7571896
>expecting vampires and not zombies

Full pleb, anon.
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>>7568658
Dude the guy admitted to trickin and diddlin students. Jail him
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>>7572516
Sex with dudes that is
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>>7568624
>Read in the Skin of a Lion
>No one Buffalo-Bill's a lion

What the fuck kind of author makes up a name like "Ondaatje" anyways?
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>>7571509
Yeah, it was poorly phrased (and not that funny)
I meant I never got hungry reading it.
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>>7571740
>>7572868
>falling for the counter-countertroll
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>>7575729
Sounds like a Dutch name, but I don't think it is.
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>>7573636
That comic seems like it was written by a dude that got trolled really hard and is still mad about it.
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