Oh shit it just arrived. So, incoming masterpiece or /lit/ meme

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>>7540190
Read the first page online then flicked to the 100 and something page.
It's FULL OF QUOTATIONS!!!

>>7540190
Is it finally on sale somewhere?
Link?

>>7540242
I literally just Googled it. And I'm not helping you.
I'm growing more interested. Might blow some Xmas money on this. Was Totalitarianism in A Tundra any good? Or am I in for some meme shit?

>>7540267
http://www.lulu com/shop/http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22501738.html
thanks anyway nigger

>>7540235
Yeah from what I'm seeing it's pretty fucked up
700 pages of absolute nonsense

Take pictures of the inside and post them dude.

>>7540492
Yes do this. The pages on the online version are really tiny. I want to know what they're like in real life.

>>7540190
You dun goof'd, the first edition is a mess.

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>>7540500
>>7540492
Gonna post some of my finds
Sorry for shitty quality

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>>7540528

>>7540528
>>7540534
What a clown fiesta of a book

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>>7540534
>>7540528

>>7540540
Overclownfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

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>>7540544
What thhe fuck Have I actually bought

>>7540555
Im sold t b h f a m

>>7540540
Forsen please

>>7540555
>arial

>>7540555
This is what you get for not waiting for the third, corrected edition. Which, by the way, might never be in print.

>>7540585
First edition is first edition.

>>7540534
Wah~ s-such cute fingers...

>>7540591
Are you sure it's not the second?

>>7540555
Post moar.

>>7540528

>Sorry for shitty quality

Don't be, you didn't write it.

>>7540555
Yep, that looks like /lit.

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>>7540599
>>7540639
Top tier writing coming through

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>>7540651

>>7540651
>written by Joshua Cohen

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>>7540655
Yeah I'm done with that bullshit
I'll read it first and give a feedback later
from what it seems it's just a whole book about Donald Trump, Bill Murray and Leonard Cohen eatin foreskin.

>>7540659
That's the Hypersphere baby, get busy living or get busy dyin.

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I wanna buy this shit, when is the properly edited version going up?
And what's wrong with the current edition?

>>7540744
Current version is a farce... just wait for the next edition it's going to be ThisIsTheFinalVersion.Don'tYouRememberTheAmountOfThreadsBeforeItWasPublishedThisHasBeenEditedToDeath MONUMENTAL!!!

Someone make the third edition already goddamnit

every time, people are desperate to get shit seen so they jump the gun before at least one person gets a chance to read it complete and make sure it's acceptable. so many potential jokes are lost because they never tried making it work together.

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>>7540797
>light analysis and criticism of this book

You're falling into their trap

>>7540758
no man, everyone's been saying this one is fucked up and Bottleman has a revised version ready to sell

I've been with Hypersphere since (literally) day one
where you at nigga?

When is a better edition going to be available?
I unironically want this.

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W37wyVdxKZU

There's a better edition coming? I just ordered this a couple hours ago. How much better will the new edition be?

>>7540846
Be serious. The new version is going to suck as bad as this one.

You won't regret getting this edition. It is everything 4chan wants in a book: Jewish, weird, whacky, racist, probably self-referential, but what 4chan really wants is for something to be rare

>>7540813
>and Bottleman has a revised version ready to sell
Not exactly, he says there are missing fonts and typographic errors. Tripfag says he downloaded some new software and is working on it.

All I know is Bottleman is moving on and making a blog.

>>7540820
>I unironically want this.
Me too. Beyond the TLOTIAT-lever shitposting there is some genuinely good stuff in there. I only read a little while it was being written but some of the self contained passages are actually pretty good.

>>7540890
>All I know is Bottleman is moving on and making a blog.
Are you sure that's not just someone shitposting?

Should i just fucking get it now?

>>7540904
If you want it as a bookshelf relic, go for it. If you unironically want to *read* it, then wait for amendments.

>>7540933
But how long big boy

>>7540985
Beats me. Make a thread and they will come, I always assumed.

It is I, not tripfag nor bottleman, but Big Papa: the diabolical bastard who ordered the entire TLOTIAT series in the Christmas thread. I have a third version ready to go, and I posted as such in the previous thread, but I need someone to update the cover for me. When I home I will upload the image and needed dimensions, as I don't have the equipment necessary to edit it properly on my own. The file for the book is a psd taken directly from the original doc as it was being worked on, so there are no omissions of font or typographical errors. I don't know how tripfag fucked up so bad.

You actually bought that shit? What a faggot

>>7541026
Somebody help out this man.

>>7541026
>I need someone to update the cover for me.
What do you need?

>>7540190
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>7541026
make a thread nigga

>>7541408

>>7540797
Two people have read through hypersphere and edited it

>>7540190
Oh shit! Mine hasn't arrived yet!

I'll read through the thread and possibly update lulu with the third edition (or a revised first edition).

Could you post a picture of the back cover and spine? I'll make the next editions cover more saturated for sure.

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>>7540190
I did not die amigos.
The latest reading is here.
Sorry it took so long but I've been busy over the holidays.
.https://youtu.be/eFvpT-pequI

https://www.scribd.com/doc/293930007/Hypersphere

This is the third edition, PLEASE GO THROUGH THE PDF AND POINT OUT ERRORS (on what page they are etc.), some people said they liked the first edition better but I'm not sure. This one actually have all of the images and shit.

>>7540555
>tfw something you wrote is that fucked by the printing
Top Jew was really weak anyway.

>>7541480
tripfag your edits are shit get out of here. Let Big Papa handle this
>>7541408

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>>7541445
Sure mang
It's a pretty massive book

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>>7541445
>>7541500

The coolest thing about this is that the pages written in white won't show up on the physical copy but only in the pdf

>>7541503
>>7541500
Awesome, thanks, I'll be sure to move the back cover slightly to the right, congrats on your first edition copy (I've got two coming in the mail)!

>>7540544
>Chuck "The Gay Cuck" Palahniuk

Subtle chuckle/10

>>7541503
>shiny cover

>>7541510
Oh shit, OP, could you take a picture of page... 31? And 145. Mostly because they relate to the printed copy

>>7541523
And a cute little OP in the reflection

Who even published that?

>>7541541
Lulu actually clearly states that they are not the publisher. So actually... I did?

It has sold around 30 copies and I've made like 9 bucks. But I also purchased two for myself, so I'm still in the hole on this bad boy.

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>>7541534
Hey I did not even notcied that yet.

>>7541503
>Jim 'Jam' Joyce
I'm dying. I actually think this could become a thing.

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>>7541534
>>7541551

>>7541548
>making a profit
P l e a s e kill yourself

>>7541554
Ayy I actually just got to that part in my readthrough. I'm just got namefag in these threads from now on, not tripping though.

Is it worth it to get a printed copy? I've still just been reading out of the pdf but I kind of want my own personal copy. Not sure if I should pull the trigger on it though.

>>7541554
>>7541551
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love this fucking book, thanks OP!

>>7541564
Don't buy the current version on lulu, it's pretty shit. I can publish the third edition though, hold on.

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>>7541551
>Enjoy printing this, fag publisher

>>7541567
Alright
I'll wait for that to get finished and then if I've got some extra dough I'll do it.
Do they ever "run out of time" on lulu?
Like will they stop selling and sending copies after a certain amount of time?
Because I'm trying to figure out if I should buy shrooms/acid this week or get the book instead.
I'll probably do the former

Also just to re-iterate because I didn't really let anybody know the last post was me, here is the most recent crap from me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFvpT-pequI

>>7541571
its a semi-colon, not a comma

>>7541581
did you like johannes' diary excerpt?

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I am fucking losing it

>>7541591
I like the whole book mate, even the parts that are absolute shit, ha.
Some parts are truly awful, some parts are fucking great, most of it is just shitposts.
But its all entertaining, and honestly, the fact that /lit/ could write something that wasn't boring is good enough for me.
I almost contributed to it myself (Aside from reading it) but I decided against it.
Maybe next time.

>>7541609
Have you found the hidden ant chapter yet ?

>>7541628
Not yet. Around what page is it?
I've mostly been reading slightly ahead of my readings. No more then about a dozen pages ahead. I try to keep a balance between not messing up the reading (by already having read it once or twice) and also have it still be relatively fresh.

>>7541567
hurry up

>>7541567
No, tripfag. The third edition is still really shitty and worse than the second. It needs serious revisions before publishing

>>7541635
Not gonna tell you m8 it's hidden

>>7541551
oh my fucking god

OP post more pics this is great

>>7541650
It's not worse than the second. The second has no fonts. Poster confirmed for non-fan and pleb.

I moved a heading up a page and the whole first part looks like the first edition now.

I just spent $20 of hard earned cash on a fucking meme

what new lows have I succumbed to

>>7541665
I am a fan, that's why it pains me to see this project tarnished so. But I have faith in you, tripfag, you can do it.

Where's the Arabic writing? Why is the spacing so off from the first and second? These are the first things I've noticed comparing the three.

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>>7541708
>Arabic
I've also noted layout problem throughout the book. Some words and even entire sentences would not be displayed properly and be cropped out.

So this is just a bunch of memes with no real meaning or story, right ?

What a waste of time

For the last time, Hypersphere is not just a bunch of memes with no meaning or story. It's a bunch of unfunny memes with a stupid meaning and a bad story.

>>7541708
>Where's that towelhead writing

>>7541732
read it and you'll see it isnt that

THIRD EDITION:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22511883.html

NOW WITH ARABIC!

>>7541726
>>7541862
so if that's the third, what does the first edition have?

>>7541726
>>7541892
That's the first edition I believe.

>>7541904
oh okay, just needed to make sure

>>7541892
First edition - (The one OP have) Some missing images, some fucked up formatting
Second edition - No fonts
Third edition - ALL FINE AND DANDY

>>7541917
Why is the cover so fucked up

It's just the lulu preview, the real one is in 300dpi

>>7541917
Upload it to Scribd first so we can know what we're buying this time.

>>7541947
You can download it from lulu for free! I think? Or is that just the publisher?

>>7541947
https://www.scribd.com/doc/293930007/Hypersphere

>>7542014
Just looked through it, thank you tripfag. Now just fix footnote size and we're good to go

>>7542014
Please remember that scribd recodes the original pdf, the one uploaded to lulu contains higher quality images and the fonts looks better.

>>7542033
Oh snap, it's not superscripted anymore. But you're talking a maximum size of like 9pt for footnote font size?

>>7541862
>>7542014
you fucked up the footnotes. now they all lack a space between the footnote number and the text. looks like shit

>>7541962
goddamn tripfag you're so close every time. you're almost there, I can feel it

>>7542080
>>7542071
>>7542047
>>7542037
>>7542033
Footnotes are changed, this is still the third edition since nothing else has changed. But if someone ordered the third edition with big footnotes: you have the Trystero version.

This is the third edition, Tennis academy version:
https://www.scribd.com/doc/293930007/Hypersphere

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22511951.html

>>7542149
Oh look, Arabic's gone again.
Fucking tripfag.

>>7542149
thnx bb.

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>>7542192
HAhahaha

Jesus...

I'm fixing it.

Pic related is my Hypersphere folder

>>7542209
tripfag, it's Big Papa, can you hear me? Can you hear me calling to you from beyond the grave? We all appreciate what you're doing for this family, we appreciate that you want to carry on the legacy, despite how detrimental it's become to your health, but you've gotta keep going son! We're not in the clear yet, my bb sausage boy

FOURTH EDITION THEN:
https://www.scribd.com/doc/293930007/Hypersphere

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22511983.html

>>7542284
Why are the apostrophes fucked up? There's a big space after every apostrophe it seems

>>7542284
love you man

will the FBI/CIA be monitoring me if i buy this?

>>7542309
Don't bother, wait for updated version

>>7542304
Im looking at it rn and i dont see any spaces after apostrophes

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>>7542321
pic related

>>7542304
It's some specific font that looks like that, it's not everywhere

>>7542309
It'll be up on amazon in a few days (after I get the proof copy).

>>7542342
But it'll be more expensive since they Amazon wants a cut

are you faggots trying to rob me? why does it cost so much?

>>7542350
oh nice
for some reason im more trusting of amazon so ill wait for that

dont mind the fee at all

>>7540528
>>7540534
>>7540544
>>7540555
this is some Courtney Carbone tier shit

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>>7542337
But wait, there's more

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>>7542360
>>7542337
These are just the first few pages, trip

>>7542352
It's 740 pages for $16 m8

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>>7542337
>>7542365
Do you not see?

>>7542360
brilliant

>>7542284
tripfag, tripfag, can you hear me? It's Big Papa, son. We've been waiting for so long. Times were getting desperate. I nearly tried to publish the book myself, in an autistic fit of rage. But you've made us proud, son. You've made us so very proud. It's been a long hard battle, but this masterpiece has finally received the treatment it deserved. Thank you, tripfag. Now, Big Papa will fade into oblivion once again, until the next time /lit/ decides to write a book together. Goodbye, son.

is2g every time a new version of this book gets made a new problem arises.

>>7542377
>>7542365
>>7542360
"I think it looks fine" he said knowing it didn't actually subtract anything from the reading experience. "Actually, it looks pretty cool!", sweat running down his forehead. He knew the poster wanted another version but this was hour 40 of editing, not including the writing or reading the book, he was tired and actually felt a little bit over the whole thing. He had helped write a book in 2015, and edit and publish it. He was a publisher now, a pretty shitty and lazy publisher, but still.

He had read some of the comments telling him they were so happy that someone actually published the damned thing, he decided, for once, to listen to those poster instead of the nitpickers who didn't like the cool apostrophes.

It was 4AM, he still smelled of the cigarette he had smoked after he posted the fourth edition. Work tomorrow wouldn't be all that fun, but at least he was a published author now. He decided to call it a night and probably to not release a fifth edition.

>>7541581
I'd say there are parts that really require getting high or drunk before reading, I can only imagine reading Bottleman drunk and the Dada poetry high.

>>7542410
Say goodnight to your Big Papa so he can properly fade once again, son.

>>7542420
Goodnight big papa, goodnight /lit/

>>7542424
goodnight tripfag

>>7541500
Jesus Christ.

>>7542420
>>7542424
Goodnight Big Papa, goodnight Tripeditor. Warmest regards from Arabposter - A.K.A you know who.
I'm beginning to think the book's cursed. Five fucking editions, man...

What does pynchon think of it?

>>7542450
I liked it, a-and I even wrote a bit too.

>>7542450
There's a list of people who deserve a copy.
Slavoj Zizek
Donald J. Trump
Noam Chomsky
Joshua Cohen
Sam Hyde
Jeb Bush

...hmm

Is the publisher anon gone?

Wanted to ask him when the next edition will be released.

>>7542470
Apparently this is the fourth edition http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22511983.html

There's talk about a fifth, and another published independently by Big Papa Anon.

>>7542473
Fourth? Already?

What changes were made with the second and third?

>>7542470
Also Amazon edition coming soon

>>7542475
see >>7541917

Don't know much about 4th, leave alone 5th.

>>7542475
Read this entire thread if you want the full story. tripfag kept fucking up every new edition so Big Papa got anxious and was about to release his own version, but tripfag finally delivered with the fourth and stated that there would NOT be a fifth. The one that's up right now is the final product, ready for your consumption.

>>7540528
>jihoo
Hello Sam Hyde

>>7542478
Ah, alright, thanks. Looks like I should get the third or fourth edition if I get the book.

>>7542476
Nice, I wonder if it'll be cheaper or not.

>>7542479
I see, thanks anon.

>>7542485
Amazon edition will be more expensive because they want to get a cut.

IF YOU PLAN ON PURCHASING THE BOOK, READ HERE:
Use the promo code LULURC and you get 25% off the book AND free shipping.

LULURC

This is the final gift from Big Papa

>>7540534
>>7540540
>>7540544
>>7540544
>>7540555

>hundreds of pages of /tv/-tier shitposting

Good job OP.

>>7542497
Oh shit, thanks anon!

That just saved me $7.80 off the price for the book, and probably a bunch for the shipping to Australia!

I think I'm going to go ahead and make the purchase right now.

Just to be 100% sure, it's this version, right?

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22511983.html

>>7540829
thread undertone:
https://youtu.be/8Saf9U7hUEo?list=PLtv6DWCae-6koHf03MprS9Y_4uD6ov5k0

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AMAZON WHEN
lulu doesn't ship to my country

>>7542507
Yes, that's the one to get.
Whenever the book is updated, the old editions get replaced and can no longer be purchased.

>>7541503
>Corn Father

So is that a legit ISBN number? Is this shit on the grid?

>go to /lit/
>convince everyone how literary and new-edge and cool an online free-flow-association collaboration would be
>let a bunch of retards puke up a few hundred pages of nonsense
>sell hard-copy versions for a slight markup to the same retards who wrote it so they can feel literary and new-edge and totally tao lin
>wait 3 months and do the same shit again

Fucking genius

who /actually going to try and read it cover to cover/?

>>7542528
and make a cool 9 dollars every time

>>7542515
Sweet, thanks for the help anon!

>>7542544
hes fucking with you thats the old version with many errors

>>7542551
Really?

Which one is the new version?

>>7542558
either get the blue cover version or invest in a first edition

>>7542567
Blue cover version?

>>7542567
>>7542570
No such thing, the one on lulu is the only printed one, you can check the preview and see that it says that it's the fourth version. It is the latest one.

>>7542558
>>7542570
The one who says I'm fucking with you is fucking with you. Read through the thread if you must, but this is the final version and only available version

>>7542578
>>7542586
Ah, okay, thanks guys.

Going to make the purchase now, I sure hope it's worth it.

>>7542589
Use the code LULURC

Holy shit, you guys actually added my story into the book.

Thank you so much, editor.

This is going make me look like a faggot, but my eyes are actually getting watery right now.

>>7542595
Thanks!

Is the processing supposed to take a while? The little wheel just keeps on spinning on the Processing button.

>>7541761
I see that after a few years of absence this board has nosedived just as much as the rest of the site. Does CAPSGUY even post here anymore?

>>7542600
It's a shitty meme book bud come on

>>7542600
I know right? Me too, I'm kind of a mess right now, like literally shivering.

>>7542623
Frigg off asshole, just because someone is a having a real genuine sentimental moment doesn't mean you have to shit on it just because you're heart has turned to and unfeeling cold chunk of coal!

>>7542630
>Frigg off asshole, just because someone is a having a real genuine sentimental moment doesn't mean you have to shit on it just because you're heart has turned to and unfeeling cold chunk of coal!

Where do you think you fucking are you fucking sentimental faggotI still love you anon though never forget that <3

>>7542641
*bends over*
*shimmies butt*
show me how much you love me~

I've been away from /lit/ for a while and what is this?

>>7542660
lurk more

>>7542533
Me. I'm a few hundred pages in with the physical First Edition. I love it.

>>7542685
that's dedications

>>7542685
which are the best stories/passages in your opinion?

Can someone please tell me whether to buy it now or wait for Amazon? I read all the posts I missed while asleep but I've already forgotten what's what.

>>7543591
They're both the same, the one from Amazon is going to be more expensive though. Free shipping from Lulu with the coupon code LULURC

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Can someone explain this book to me? Did someone from /lit/ write it? I haven't been on this board for years.

>>7543708
collaborative effort from the autism contingent of /lit/

bunch of trash

>>7543710
Where can I buy it? Is it too late to contribute to it?

>>7543722
If we can't contribute someone should make a volume 2 lol

>>7543722
You can buy it here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22511983.html

I think there is a collaborative poetry collection going on right now?

>>7543729
How do you mean collaborative poetry? Can I controbute?

>>7543723
>someone should make a volume 2
You're from /r/4chan aren't you?
>lol
yep

i just bought it

dont know whether to laugh or cry

It takes 6-8 weeks for Amazon to list it y'all

Since it seems to just be an update to the same listing, if I bought this yesterday afternoon, what are the odds they'll print me the fixed version?

>>7540274
lazy piece of shit

Can someone explain me why the promo code doesn't work?

>>7544128
Worked for me. What country you from, free shipping doesn't apply everywhere.

DELUXE VERSION IN GLORIOUS 80mm COLO(U)R

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere-deluxe/paperback/product-22512556.html

(Don't spend $40 on memes please)

Please be reminded that the HYPERSPHERE DELUXE, while in color is printed on paper that is pretty lightweight since lulu doesn't support printing 740 pages on expensive paper, and it would cost $100 for even 500 pages.

If you're planning on actually reading it, pick the regular non-DELUXE version.

>>7540585
>implying that's not aesthetic as fuck

>>7544159
I'm from Italy. I guess that's the reason then.

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It's a period piece.

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>>7544582
> DEFINITELY buy this book written by a teenager in NYC
> this thread is about ME now

>>7542967
I like the hypersphere storyline, it's pretty fun to read.

My favorite bit is probably the one with the guy who thinks that he is going to have sex with a girl on the deck of a ship, but instead finds a gay orgy.

>>7542967
I love the Mountain Dew ending
the Arthur Rimbaud/Offer Rimjaub poem
Zizek erotica
exhentai poem
secret log entries
Matrix review
I am in love with an idea
Inspector Friedrich Dawkins
Phoebe Caulfields dairy
Takbir Taskforce
TFW no jutsu
Hulk Hogan

shit man it's all good

>>7544173
this is only for inernational shipping. US only color release costs 35USD

>>7542528
man im sure that $9 a year is definitely worth it

>>7544686
The deluxe version is the "value color" edition printed in the US and it costs $39. You can't make a premium paperback in A5 format in color that is over 500 pages. Trust me.

>>7542466
Was Sam Hyde mentioned in it? There's a single reference to him in Legacy of Totalitarianism

>>7544706
sam hyde is really disgusting

Why didn't you guys just write a good book? Instead of a compilation of all 4chan threads ever made.

>>7544706
Page 150, 152, 369, 487, 495, 493, 486, 645

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>>7544713
#HydeLivesMatter

>>7542014
Hahaha!
In the related readings are Einsteins theories and the mammoth book of erotic confessions.

>>7544724
>no references to ol' johnny romero and his ferrari >charles isn't bald
>no bombstrapped to his chest

nice try

>>7544714
it's far too difficult to write something serious and still have board-wide participation. impossible, actually. posters enjoy these projects because they're fun and funny, and if they want to write real shit they do it by themselves.

hypershere is actually good though imhomdf

>>7544735
>hypershere is actually good though imhomdf

Every page is "LOL U MAD, READER?" "LOL, U MAD, PUBLISHER?

>>7544745
Oh, you mean self-referential and postmodern?

Yes.

Probably because most of the modern books /lit/ enjoys do this.

Bought a copy just now. I consider the outlay as an investment in my case for a lifetimes autismbuckaroos

So now that the Hypersphere is completed and published, when will work on the next great novel begin?

>>7544753
You're proof that Hypersphere was written by a bunch of /tv/ kids who browsed /lit/ for one summer.

>>7544757
Just as a warning or whatever, make sure you set up the google doc to A5 format right at the beginning, so much of what took time in the editing process was because this was not done and EVERYTHING had to be reformatted.

That's usually not a problem if you're just writing text, but DEAR FUCKING GOD /lit/ likes to play around with cool formatted text and use that it's not just a website.

>>7544778
I don't know if /lit/ will accept it, but I've got 11 pages of a good start of something we worked on a month or two back, but it's in A4.

Is it too late to fix it now?

Here's the link if you want to see it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14Ed0nK58tGLxoeFhqShwVovKYV54n9qolvM3YsvhH_E/edit

>>7544785
11 pages in not a biggie.

>>7544745
when i say 'good', i don't mean 'good' in the same way actual novels are good

>>7544788
Sweet, thanks for the help anon.

>>7544702
I did my own research you dolt. Why should I "trust you", you're just some asshole.

>tfw /r/4chan
There are officially more fourth edition copies than first edition copies now.

>>7540190
epub of this when, I ain't reading your pdf shit

>>7545455
Can epub handle fonts?

>>7545491
Yes, if they're included in the epub at least

how do I trust Lulu?

>>7545581
You don't.

>>7545581
It'll be up on Amazon in 6-8 weeks if that feels better.

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>>7545583
>6-8 weeks
fine, I'll buy from this sketchy 'lulu' place

i-i hope you don't steal my credit card ... it's my mom's

>>7545604
Also, Amazon will cost more.

Don't forget to use the promo code for 25% off and free shipping, unless you're a faggot.

LULURC

>>7545617
>LULURC
thanks man, seems like a great deal
how did you get the coupon?

>>7545675
>LULURC
>LULU
lulu
>RC
Rape Club

>>7545675
Someone told me what it is earlier in the thread, I think the editor received the code from the website or something and shared it with us.

Either that, or it's some promotion happening on the website for the time being.

sage for shitty book written by /pol/tards and underage cancer

>>7545705
>implying this and and Tundra and all other of it's ilk hasn't been written by one guy whos making money off these fags buying what amounts to shitposts

honestly hesitating to buy, just to have a piece of memeculture in my bookshelf

Will the Amazon edition be Paperback or just Kindle?

I live in a third world shithole and Lulu will not ship to me.

>>7545724
Both, but Amazon probably uses lulu in the background to ship and might not have world wide shipping.

If you have infinite amounts of money you could use viabox.com

>>7545680
Big Papa gave it to his /lit/ children from beyond the grave. He happened to hear it long ago in a Legacy of Totalitarianism thread and has been using it ever since.

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Where did this explosion of new interest and cluelessness come from? Hypersphere has been all over /lit/ for months now

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DELUXE VERSION?

WHERE'S THE HARDBACK?

CHEERS

>>7545806
There's a /r/4chan frontpage post on reddit

>>7545808
Don't get the Deluxe Edition.

There is no hardback.

>>7545806
that it finally got published (in a good edition) dingbat

>>7545823
Of course there is, who the fuck posted it there?

Now when we start working on the next one, reddit is going to try add their "genius" to it, like the faggots they are.

>>7545833
didn't happen with tlotiat

>>7545828
IS THE THING ACTUALLY FINISHED YET?

SORRY FOR SHOUTING

Hello. One question to the tripeditor. Much appreciated for the final edition, much thanks to Big Papa as well. I would just ask if you could, possibly, send profits from purchases to a fundraiser or charity of some sort, voted by the people of /lit/.

Regards, Bottleman.

>>7545848
Yes, it's finished, it's published, 30 people have bought it already.

>>7545833
And this thread, the first physical copy ever received. Also: we're gonna get more threads in two weeks when the new batch start receiving theirs.

this is really stupid but can you please prove purchases are anonymous
ive been afraid of personal information on 4chan since /b/ circa 2006

>>7545857
It's being sold by a third party, I doubt they'd disclose credit card information to the author.

>>7545851
THANKS, ORDERED

>>7545849
Not a US citizen so I can't even get the money out of lulu since they require a SSN.

I'll never be more than $50 in either case.

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>>7545935
Shit I was wrong, I can get paid via paypal! But no: I'll buy bourbon with the money. Thanks for the $29 bucks m8s!

>>7545946
>62

62 people bought this book. 62 people paid money, to have a copy of random memes that they could easily read for free online.

How many people bought the last book? Something to do with Tundra or someshit. Did that even get published?

>>7546076
66 now ;^)

>>7546082
God damn, I should be the editor of the next one, I wouldn't mind getting paid to do almost nothing.

How much did you have to pay to get it published?

>>7546089
I spent 30 hours getting it published m8. You don't pay anything to get it published though, you can still make a competing edition if you want to.

>>7546099
Oh shit, really?

What took you 30 hours to get it published?

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>>7545806
Newfags honestly.
Ever since /his/ things have picked up around here.
Obviously before that as well, but the most recent wave is because of a new found spotlight we had for a moment. Mostly from /pol/ and /int/.
Hence the shitposting

>>7545946
Damn son

Also.
Here is the latest video.
Recorded another chapter for ya'll today.
https://youtu.be/fQwqVU3e1Yo

>>7546101
Making 7 revisions, reading the whole thing four times, making sure the exported .pdf looked as much as possible as the original google doc (despite them having different page sizes).

And for this I get $30 before taxes.

I make more working an hour at my (pretty fucking fun) job than I will ever make from editing and publishing this book.

But I did it because it was sort of fun and because I love you guys.

>>7546126
Nice, sounds like fun.

Hopefully I can be the editor for the next book, whenever that will start.

>>7546115
>https://youtu.be/fQwqVU3e1Yo
Shit, I wrote that Donald Trump part August last year, feels really weird hearing someone else read it. I really appreciate your readings.

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thanks leddit

Also over 2000 views on the scribb, we're becoming famous authors /lit/!

It's finally happening! I FUCKING TOLD YOU MOM!

>>7546174
lol. I can imagine it might be. I often submit pieces to my college magazine and its still weird seeing them in there now and then.
Also thanks man. It seems like there is at least a couple people that get a kick out of them, so as long there is still one person listening I'll keep doing them. My goal is get this book done by the end of this coming summer.
Maybe when I'm done I'll ask what to read next.

>>7546215
>MUMMY! GET DA CAMERA! MUMMY!!!

>>7546126
No one asked you to, no one needed you to. Cuck fag. Way to steal from autistic children/aids children/whichever kind of fucked up kids we were going donate to

fourth edition is last edition yes?

>>7546238
Stealing from the autistic children by tricking them into buying the book, and then giving them the profits for the book. Meanwhile: lulu getting fatter and fatter from eating read steaks and foie gras.

>>7546281
Correct.

>>7546290
8^y

I haven't been on /lit/ much in the last 4-5 months, can someone bring me up to speed on the completed books? I know of Tundra 1-3 and everglades, aside from hypersphere is there anything else?

>>7546284
What the fuck are you blathering about you dyke. It's very simple, any profits go to a charity. You little bitch

>>7546328
Nope.

To the guy (or whoever else) who has the book, can you post a pic of the last two pages of Part 4?

>>7545946
Sell it at $0 profit you cunt, did you even write any of the book?

OP, if you're still here, could you take a picture of page 626?

>>7546396
There might be differences in the page numbers in different editions, nothing major, just a page up or down.

>>7546391
You have to sell it with some profit in order for it to be published to amazon. I chose the smallest possible profit ($0.30). And yes, I did write quite a bit of it, mostly in part 1,2 and 5.

>>7546456
>There might be differences in the page numbers in different editions, nothing major, just a page up or down.

Yeah, I know, I just wanted to see a picture of some of my work in the book.

Hello, Bottleman here.

Due to foreseen circumstances of shilling, there will be by tomorrow morning (hopefully) an A5 corrected version of Hypersphere up on Googledocs for the public, downloading will be prohibited to avoid making further profit off it. It stands against my principle to steal off manchildren's compendium of erotica for their two nickels. I don't ask to boycott bourboneditor or Big Papa, all I will do is put Hypersphere to the decent image I would have liked it in (the fourth edition is an abomination to me, I will not ever attempt at buying the mammoth.)

As I said, hopefully by tomorrow it'll be complete.

>>7546473
You can still print (i.e. export to pdf) from google docs even if downloading is turned off. Takes fucking forever to do though.

>>7546492
I kinda doubt anyone is gonna print it all and then scan it back in.
It'd be easier to just edit one of the other versions desu

>>7546540
When you're printing you are converting the file to a format that the printer can read: postscript, this is the basis of pdf. So you don't have to actually print it, it can be exported to a pdf from google docs always.

>>7546473
Bottleman we've come so far. The journey was finally over. Why must you do this to us

>>7546473
I can't spend any more money to buy another copy, Big B

>>7546492
>>7546641
>>7546652
Then it will still be available for people who won't buy the book out of whatever the reason be. It's obligation. Can't just let the thing sit.

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>>7546396
I got you senpai
>300 posts thread on /lit/ is about a meme book
eh

>>7546762
Woah, that's weird. I can't seem to find that page in the pdf. file.

Unfortunately, that's not the right page it seems.

On the pdf file, it's right under some text that says "IN THE NOT-QUITE DISTANT FUTURE, JAPAN HAS SOUGHT A RETURN TO TRADITIONAL NEOCONSERVATIVE VALUES; THIS IS HER STORY:"

I don't know how big that will look in the book. Yours is the fourth edition, right?

>>7542617
I'd almost forgotten that guy. No, it's been quite some time.

>>7546762
yo i didnt know the aelius story extended this far

hey senpaitatchi could you take a picture of the first aelius story at the start of part 4? (or maybe it's part 3?
ty

>>7546781
I own the first edition
Also I don't remember that part. I've read through so much shit

>>7546762
There's a mistake. It should be "DASTARDLY-BASTARDLY". What the fuck has tripfag done?

>>7546794
It goes on on the next page.

>>7546794
The first edition is fucked up in some ways (hence three more versions), the scribd is the exact same as the fourth though

Hello

I've never been to lit before
You guys are pretty cool

But when should I come back to buy the final FINAL version? Tomorrow?

>>7546827
The final version is already out.

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/hypersphere/paperback/product-22511983.html

>>7546827
First Edition best Edition

>>7543803
so has it already been submitted?

also in the meantime, does anyone have a link to the current online copy? wanna download and begin reading in PDF

>>7547061
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TIdoWxLOs7tVlO8MHISFAm1stJ7FEta-fL0dBe88J1g/edit?pli=1

This is the original mate

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On sale, it's not bad

>>7547264
Did you not use the promotion code?
Anyway.
>tfw people, REAL PHYSICAL PEOPLE, will read yr words

>>7547264
I sure hope you didn't forget to use the promo code for 25% off and free shipping.

Here ya go. Here's a reading of the tongue-twisty thing on page 28.

https://ia601507.us.archive.org/6/items/HyperspaceCh2pg28/hyperspace%20ch2pg28.wav

>>7547513
I was not expecting a voice this nice

>>7547531
I have just one more reading for you. Page 25-28. There's a delightful poem about shaving one's balls in here.

https://ia801505.us.archive.org/24/items/HyperspaceCh2pg25/HyperspaceCh2pg25pt1.wav

>>7540190
HEY MANE

Can you or anyone else gimme a link to this autistic pdf, I'm in a country where this is not available and most likely never will be. The docfoc.com link isn't working.

>>7548016
http://www.scribd.com/doc/293930007/Hypersphere

>>7548043
I can't download it man. Fucking scriload is no more.

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The stickied post on /r/4chan probably helped in this.

>>7547560
>>7547513
These are great

>>7547513
>>7547560
I was a bit mad at first that someone was attempting to do the same thing I have been doing but I can't be mad when you've got a voice that nice. Actually made the poem seem like it was from a masterful artist, rather then well, /lit/.
Can't take credit for the book anyway but you put my reading to shame, lol. Nice. Very nice indeed.

>>7548515
why don't we all individually record sections and stitch it together into one audiobook? would get it done a whole lot quicker

also that chick(?) is a way better narrator than you

>>7548526
That was my plan originally, I'd asked people to contribute if they wanted to so I could add it to the playlist I have created. But nobody was especially interested or has tried to contact me about it.

Also no disagreements there. I don't think I'm a bad narrator, but I go for the "humorous" angle rather than a professional style read. And the latter of which she seems to be exceptional at.
Although her voice and English accent only propel that forward lol.

>>7548567
uhhh hers was pretty humorous m8

>>7548629
No need to get defensive ha.
I didn't find it all that funny but hey to each their own.
Not to discredit it though. It was an excellent reading and if we were auditioning for a position reading an audiobook she would have got the job.
But personally while I found her reading exceptionally good I did not find it especially funny.
Less laugh inducing and more along the lines of making me want to listen to her read multiple books.
Basically easy to get lost in the story with her reading.
We can agree to disagree and still be friends.
Right anon? :^)

>>7548056
>22k views
wewlad

It's in the top eight of books sold this week in its category

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>inb4 it makes it to FoxNews and buyers get monitored by FBI

This book contains copyrighted material. I've notified the authorities.

>>7548776
Fair use

>>7548782
Tell that to the judge

>>7547324
>>7547468
damn...