best books to get a wide summary on fine art?
been digging the painting posting happening on here - has introduced me to lots of good shit - keep it up, real patrician.
Janson and Gombrich (the latter being a relatively lighter read) are the standards in the area of art history.
>>9620060
yeah, i was going to ask if there was anything that isnt textbook size, will check out gombrich. im interested in painting in particular.
Why is art like that considered good? I am genuinely asking. It looks stupid.
Is it necessary to read Chapter 0 (Etymology And Extracts) or can I jump right into Chapter 1?
>>9619983
Are you autistic?
Just read it what the fuck.
skim extracts. you'll get the idea
You don't need to read any of the chapters
Should I?
>>9619937
Yes, but skip the philosophy chapters.
>>9619946
>Skipping chapters
pleb
>skipping philosophical chapters
brainlet detected
>>9619946
Don't come back here
Anyone else here /literarygenius/?
This is not ironic, or a shitpost. I once made my attractive female English professor break down into tears with my genius. It was like the scene in Good Will Hunting where the math professor breaks down after Will easily solves the math problems he was given, saying "there are some days where I wish you didn't exist." She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever read from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually. I write the greatest work out there today. You pathetic posers will probably try to project onto me and deny it, but it's true, and I don't need to prove it to a bunch of sad anime-watching, hentai-jerking retards on the internet, so no, I will not post my work. No, I'm not scared or doubtful of my work, I just don't want my name to be ever associated with this sad little website. I have read most of the Western Canon, am fluent in 6 languages (Russian, Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my poetry and prose are both at the level of Joyce's. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in literary history, then literary history has failed us. I once met with Bloom in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Faulkner, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my work in philosophy, but as my true strength remains in art, also told me that a poem of mine "has the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will publish my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the literary world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a level of linguistic perfection on the level of Flaubert, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality and degeneration of modern culture with a violent and powerful personal confession, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am 6'2" and very good looking, so I have many female admirers, but I have often ignored them for the sake of literary greatness. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course, but I will not name it for the previously articulated reason), I have had the opportunity to work with the greatest poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After publishing my work, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia, my homeland.
I hope there are some of my kind on this website, with whom I can talk about literature and philosophy at a level that I find appealing and worthy of me. It is difficult to find people like this at university, of course, which is so full of pretention, insecurity and stupidity. My life is not lonely, aside from the fundamental loneliness that affects us all, but the life at the top of the peak is often frustrating, as most of you imagine.
>>9619909
You've come to the right place! I too am a literary genius. Here is my story.
This is not ironic, or a shitpost. I once made my attractive female English professor break down into tears with my genius. It was like the scene in Good Will Hunting where the math professor breaks down after Will easily solves the math problems he was given, saying "there are some days where I wish you didn't exist." She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever read from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually. I write the greatest work out there today. You pathetic posers will probably try to project onto me and deny it, but it's true, and I don't need to prove it to a bunch of sad anime-watching, hentai-jerking retards on the internet, so no, I will not post my work. No, I'm not scared or doubtful of my work, I just don't want my name to be ever associated with this sad little website. I have read most of the Western Canon, am fluent in 6 languages (Russian, Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my poetry and prose are both at the level of Joyce's. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in literary history, then literary history has failed us. I once met with Bloom in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Faulkner, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my work in philosophy, but as my true strength remains in art, also told me that a poem of mine "has the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will publish my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the literary world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a level of linguistic perfection on the level of Flaubert, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality and degeneration of modern culture with a violent and powerful personal confession, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am 6'2" and very good looking, so I have many female admirers, but I have often ignored them for the sake of literary greatness. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course, but I will not name it for the previously articulated reason), I have had the opportunity to work with the greatest poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After publishing my work, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia, my homeland.
same
>>9619909
Real gangsters move in silence
Any frenchies passing the bac on the 15th?
Any frenchies who already passed their bac?
Stories to share?
Favorite authors?
underage b&
>>9619916
I'm 20 actually.
>>9619923
>BAC
>20
literal retard b&
I don't get it.
The trouble with men is they're full of Thursday, dear me I'm terribly clever
God something Jesus something something
>entire point of previously not specifically religious work hinges on your in-depth knowledge of a specific Bible quote
Goddamn so much of the Western canon is gonna be obsolete and irrelevant in a hundred years...
Does the term "alternative facts" deserve to be labeled as Orwellian?
Sure, why not? That word has lost all meaning since 2001, anyway.
The Orwellian thing about "alternative facts" is that the constant pushing of the term, to discredit wrongthinkers outside the acceptable spectrum of discourse, is an Orwellian process in itself, systematically and unanimously undertaken by a news media owned by corporatists, in bed with the entire politico caste of cronyist bureaucrats who run the country, and staffed by the bourgeois brats of the upper classes.
CNN saying "'alternative facts' is an Orwellian concept!" is like Big Brother in 1984 issuing propaganda about how the enemy will attempt to issue propaganda to you, except the warning is about leaflets you might see stapled to telephone polls, and Big Brother's method is beaming its message directly into your fucking brain while you sleep.
>>9619838
This
CNN is one of the worst things ever to happen
Explain why you don't like ebooks.
>>9619704
Normal books don't need batteries.
>>9619704
I spend way too much time in front of screens, it's nice to get away from them once in a while.
Palo Alto is a disgrace.
James Franco writes like every C-student in a the first year of a sub-par MFA writing workshop. His metaphors are clunky disasters and his characters are formless puppets. To Franco, a bloodstain is 'ketchup randomness'. He is incapable of adapting his style beyond a 'disaffected teenager'. It is average, flat, without any distinctive emotion or style. It is pompous, contrived, blandly transgressive, like a middle schooler who has just learned how to say 'fuck'. He needs some honest feedback before he continues this nonsense.
No one will give it to him.
>>9619481
Sounds like what I would expect from a jew who stumbled upon fame through ethnic nepotism and created a fake image of himself as some kind of hyperintellectual savant but who was really only ever just a mentally deranged jew, and one who unsurprisingly can't write for shit.
Why have you not read "The Cantos" by Ezra Pound yet?
Hemingway wrote: "The best of Pound's writing—and it is in the Cantos—will last as long as there is any literature."
Because
>'Any good I've done has been spoiled by bad intentions—the preoccupation with irrelevant and stupid things,' [he] replied. Then very slowly, with emphasis, surely conscious of Ginsberg's being Jewish: 'But the worst mistake I made was that stupid, suburban prejudice of anti-semitism.
>>9619443
Saved this post about how to get into the cantos
Always meant to just never had time plus scary oriental letters
>>9619459
here, if you're really interested in reading the Cantos, have this.
https://mega.nz/#!QAAhnAKS!5tQFZX-jzRH3inSOg-rZZkWaE-3llEabt0LPG5WOYQE
What's your age /lit/? http://www.strawpoll.me/13153293
>>9619401
You made a shitty poll, OP
A better poll would be using age ranges, like "less than 16, 16-20, 21-29, 30-39, 40+", etc.
>>9619460
duly noted
>>9619401
>tfw so many sixteen year olds post here
>they're probably far more intelligent than me
What do you know of cognitive behavioural therapy? Any good books on it? Can I work on it on my own or will I need a therapist?
bumperoo
You need someone else, not necessarily a therapist although a therapist might make the process more efficient. Essentially you need someone there to reality test you by observing kind of latent patterns in your personal narrative and pointing out how they might be inhibiting you. This would be very hard to do on yourself and if you could you probably wouldn't need to.
Just read the stoics.
Thoughts on Sam Harris as a writer?
>>9619324
Hack pseud with chafed nips
>>9619324
He's a complete brainlet. There's nothing worth commenting about.
>>9619334
>>9619333
This, and in addition he suffers from the same faults as Gibbon (although none of the gifts), such as an inability to conceive of sincere faith and religious experience and a willingness to delve into areas where his lack of experience is obvious.
On the plus side he has the capacity to get interesting guests and let them talk without butting in, so that is something.
>tfw when the Qur'an makes more sense than anything you've ever read.
>tfw when Qur'an exemplifies Moses and praises Jesus and you realize that Abrahamic religions are one monotheistic belief system.
>tfw Qur'an puts the "Jesus son of God" meme to rest once and for all by saying he's a prophet and messenger.
>tfw esoteric philosophical messages are hidden in plain sight in the Qur'an.
>tfw literally every question you can ask has been answered in it.
>tfw it's the greatest nonfiction piece of writing ever.
>tfw no one on /lit/ will ever read it and try to understand but shitpost regardless.
>tfw literally every question you can ask has been answered in it.
Who does it say is the best anime waifu?
You clearly haven't read the bible.
They're pretty identical.
Quran just got worse versions of the stories.
>>9619322
>Tfw the Qur'an is one book without variations and is pitted against several contradictory ones, yet its versions are called worse and not completely accurate
there hasn't been a bolano thread in awhile, what's up? are we purposefully avoiding talking about him so the system doesn't make him normal?
I'm reading 2666 right now, and quite enjoying it. I'll probably look at By Night in Chile next, though if people have other recommendations, I'd love to hear them.
>novels by and for art school cranks
no thanksss
>>9619287
I'm always kinda baffled how he also LOOKED like El Chavo